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I'm exhausted, and Charlotte is refusing to fall asleep. Even Finn is tired and she seems to just want to play.

I feel like I will never get a full night's sleep again.

My baby penguin kicked for her daddy today! Hannah banana loves him so much. And I know Quinn loves her. It tickles when she kicks.

I’m pretty much failing all my classes but I might drop out when Hannah is born anyways. I’ll never be thin or pretty again. Let alone thin enough to be a Cheerio. So theirs no point. Kirsten will have to take over.

Ok, time to vent.

It's bad when I'm barely out of high school, yet I feel like the most mature person around here anymore.

This is ri-goddamn-diculous. We've got like, 300 versions of every one of these fucking Glee Club people, every one of them is in some weird family feud with the others, and it's like every single goddamn one gets less mature than the one before.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR DRAMA.

We get it: Puck's a douche, Finn's a dumb-but-sweet jock who for some reason wants his daughter to be named after something I do with people that have a watersports fetish. Quinn's a religious cheerleader who's somehow innocent even though EVERY FUCKING VERSION OF HER gets pregnant. Rachael is the diva with the nose the size of Utah. Kurt is a (usually) lovable princess. Santana is a hot, slutty cheerleader whose grasp of proper grammar continually eludes her. Britt is the only consistently likeable one of the whole fucking lot of you.

Seriously, people: Stop all the dumb-ass drama. GET. YOUR. SHIT. TOGETHER. And get it together fast, because while I might be the only one rude enough to tell you this, I know I'm not the only one thinking it.

I'm so over being pregnant.

This place is insane.

Do you want to come to my doctor's appointment with me tomorrow? It's just a normal check up, but I thought I'd ask. I don't really want to go alone. If you're busy, it's cool.

This is some kind of strange afterlife.

So Audrey and Brooke are definitely gone. Audrey's stuff is gone too.

Has anyone seen Audrey or Brooke today?

So...guess who is homeless again. Oh well.

I know we haven't talked since I got back...but someone murdered Kieran at the courthouse. Was there anyone else working with you guys?

Okay, being pregnant sucks.

I'm back here again? Did anyone else go home? At least Kieran won't be a problem anymore.

[Spoilers for the Halloween special likely]

Nothing like spending a night in the hospital because of your PTSD.

To those who joined us last weekend for the wedding, thank you. It was an honour having you all there to celebrate our wedding day with us.

So it seems that there are people I know already here. This should be interesting.

Okay I admit, this isn't what I expected life after death to look like.

So um...I have a brother.

I hope everyone at school got the message today.

The babies are mine and Emma and I intend to be a family and raise them together.

This looks nothing like Lakewood. I mean, seriously how does someone take a wrong turn into a mansion.

I bet you're really happy with yourself right now.

Nobody fucks with my ohana! Asshole is just lucky a teacher was nearby.

Whatever pathetic person sent that message should grow a pair and admit to it! Does it get you off at night knowing you are making someone's life a living hell?!

In other news, this is a new record for me. Steve? Danno? Duty calls. You're wanted in the principal's office.

I heard about the message. I'm speaking to your principal right now and I will track down who sent it.

How are you holding up?

I have to tell you I won't risk Veronica's life I have to talk to you about something.

This place again? It's better than prison.

Emma? You still here?

[Filtered to Emma Duval]

You better not hide from me.

I'm back here? Audrey?

I got some great pictures of the beach this morning with my new camera.

Can I take you to dinner tomorrow night?

[Mary is laughing hysterically.]

This place isn't so bad afterall! Look what I found Steve!

( To save space )

I can't wait to take you to homecoming.

My brothers and daughter are gone. Someone is going to pay.

What the hell is with the purple mist?

Dean

I need to talk to you, if you're free. But I can't really go anywhere or I might split my stitches again.

Steve (notamandate)

Audrey is back, can you go get her?

Emma, are you here?

( Spoilers for Scream finale )

Private to: Steve McGarrett (lostabandon), Mary McGarrett (imnotadog), Joan McGarrett (adoptedangel), Emma Duval (survivorgirl), Audrey Jensen (afilmgeek) & Veronica Mars (originalenough)

There is another guy here who has it out for the McGarrett and Williams families. His name is Brian and this is what he looks like.

Do not talk to him or engage him. You see him anywhere near you, you run in the opposite direction, find somewhere safe to hide and call me immediately. The same goes with Wo Fat. Do you understand me?

Also, I think it's time for some self-defense lessons.

Private to Veronica (originalenough)

You're going to stay with me for a little bit.

I've made arrangements for you to attend counselling with Lucy Van Pelt. I have told her you will contact her to set up a time to meet.

I think I should just go live with dad.

Filtered to Emma

((Aria wasn't given a last name.))

Hey, my name is Aria. I heard you went through some pretty traumatic stuff at home. I went through some stuff where I came from too and I just wanted to say that if you need someone to talk to, I'd be willing to listen.

Steve

You've been really great, but Audrey and I should go. Your sister...she really needs you right now.

I didn't mean to cause trouble.

Being stuck in the hospital is better than sharing a house with trauma girl. I've actually gotten some sleep.

I can't sleep, and when I can it's fitful nightmares. I must be driving the people I live with insane. I keep seeing things that aren't there...hearing things.

Can anyone help with this?

Who is responsible for the other young Mary McGarrett?

[Emma is covered in blood and she's screaming]

(OOC: Spoilers for Scream likely in comments)

Audrey

Got a guy named Steve wants to look out for us, he seems like a good guy. They would have found out we were staying on our own anyway.

So Mary and I have decided to put together a little barbecue. It'll be this Sunday from noon until whenever it dies down in my brothers enormous back yard. [Address]

I know everyone is a little shaken and especially the new arrivals are freaked. But I think it'd be good for us all to stick together while we're here.

If its not your thing that's fine. But you'll be missing out. I throw a mean barbecue.

Since it might get pretty hectic, it would be great if anyone who wants to come can bring a side or dessert or whatever to share.