| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 8 - "HOME WORK" |
[Jul. 14th, 2010|11:12 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anatomical abominations, delcat, femboy school, freudian nightmares, fuckies, fun for the whole urethramily, haikus, ink_weaver, nyar, oh god what, zeiss manifold | ] |
Femboy School is back, and man is this one a doozy.
Cover genitals before reading.
( got an awesome sound, going down )
eta: there is now a LIMERICK BATTLE in the comments |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 4 |
[Jul. 9th, 2010|10:44 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: Hello folks, and welcome back to the Bad Album Cover Roundup!
InkWeaver: Crying yet?
InkWeaver: No?
InkWeaver: You will!
InkWeaver: Wait, this isn't femboy school. Nah, you'll just be mildly baffled.
Zeiss Manifold: Sshh, don't ruin it!
( Cannibals in the Easy Listening section! ) |
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| INCARNATE 03, PART II |
[Jul. 7th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: LAST TIME ON INCARNATE
Zeiss Manifold: The plot thickens!
Zeiss Manifold: The characters thinnen!
Zeiss Manifold: and mummies and shit
InkWeaver: and then their torsos lengthen and I care even less.
InkWeaver: That about right?
Zeiss Manifold: yeah pretty much
( your pretty reactionface is going to hell ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 5 |
[Jul. 5th, 2010|10:09 pm] |
Delcat: Vilkommen, space kiddets! It's time for another Porn Roundup!
Zeiss Manifold: Ja wohl!
( all the squicky little horses ) |
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| NICK SIMMONS' INCARNATE: ISSUE 03, PART I |
[Jun. 25th, 2010|11:13 pm] |
Though it may have been a long while since we left off, and Nick Simmons may have already fled into the dark night of copyright infringement obscurity, the Spork Squad vows to finish what it starts, and such remains committed to following Incarnate to its own special end. You can refresh your memory of previous issues here or here, or just click the "incarnate" tag somewhere in the directory. Now, dear friends, once more into the Bleach!
( Durth Be Not Proud ) |
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| ARCHIE'S SOMETHING ELSE, PART II |
[Jun. 20th, 2010|01:14 pm] |
The continuing adventures of Al Hartley, fighting the degeneracies of the sixties five years after the sixties had finished. Where were the hippies in 1975, anyway? Trucking?
( Jesus Children of Riverdale ) |
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| ARCHIE'S SOMETHING ELSE, PART I |
[Jun. 16th, 2010|10:59 pm] |
You know, sometimes I think we’re a little too hard on these things. I mean, sure, they’re kinda weird, but not so much so as the Chick stuff or some of the porn we’ve snar-
…Oh. Never mind, then.
( Homemade Bombs in the Afternoon ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 7 - "EXTRA CREDIT" |
[Jun. 14th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, clitcock, delcat, femboy school, freudian nightmares, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, nyar, zeiss manifold | ] |
For those who have been following this snark through WGW, this encompasses the first "new" portion of it. Brace yourself!
( (You Must Fuck to Live) On the Planet of the Fems ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 3 |
[Jun. 1st, 2010|07:58 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: INKY
Zeiss Manifold: ARE YOU READY
Zeiss Manifold: FOR ANOTHER BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
InkWeaver: ...well... after Gong
InkWeaver: I had some pretty disturbing nightmares.
InkWeaver: I dreamed i woke up and had morning sickness, and I was pregnant, with huge nipples.
InkWeaver: And then I looked in the mirror, and my face was this crazy old woman.
InkWeaver: ...I woke up screaming D:
Zeiss Manifold: But...did you have enormous, ungainly hair?
InkWeaver: No, thank god.
( The Re-Beehivening ) |
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| THE ADVENTURES OF KOOL-AID MAN - "WACKY WAREHOUSE" |
[May. 29th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | an_mutt, archie-affiliated, bad trips, deathtraps, delcat, i have no idea how to categorize this, image-heavy, ink_weaver, the adventures of kool-aid man, worksafe for once, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which we invite special guest ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) an_mutt to come and drink something or another.
( The straws, the straws, just take three, take a little trip into wackiness with me! ) |
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| FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 5 - "STUDY HALL" (PART ONE) |
[May. 24th, 2010|02:03 pm] |
PREVIOUSLY ON FEMBOY SCHOOL: Joni, a wan human reaction face, stroke up a creepy relationship with his creepy stepmom, who in a decidedly creepy measure is apparently part wasp and/or robot. But to what degree of wasp and/or robot is she? Will Joni only be able to meet the truth with a loud, trumpeting BAWWW?
This chapter is a long and largely insane one, so I'm splitting it up.
( Now that your orgy's on the TV being rhythmically admired, you can have anyone that you have ever desired ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 4 |
[May. 22nd, 2010|09:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, anatomical abominations, animal-related abuse, bad yaoi, delcat, fetish clusterfucks, furries, hentai is fucking weird, ink_weaver, not worksafe, similar to existing characters, talking engish goodly, the bad porn roundup, zeiss manifold | ] |
In which Inky decides to sit in - but will she survive?
( On tonight's schedule: Samurai Champloo, Hellsing, Rescue Rangers & More! ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 2 |
[May. 20th, 2010|09:06 pm] |
InkWeaver: I have to do a ritual
InkWeaver: I CALL UPON THE GREAT GODS OF ALBUM COVAHS
InkWeaver: CALLLLL
InkWeaver: CALLLLLLLLL
InkWeaver: HEINO
InkWeaver: KEN
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR STRENGTH GREAT WARRIORS OF RAWK
InkWeaver: WELL NOT REALLY RAWK MORE LIKE UM STARING SCARILY AT THE CAMERA
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR WISDOM
InkWeaver: AND YOUR SENSE OF FLAIR
InkWeaver: FOR TONIGHT'S BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
Zeiss Manifold: INKY ARE YOU ALL RITUAL'D UP
InkWeaver: shit i'm shedding feathers all over the keyboard
InkWeaver: I think I'm good man I think I'm good.
Zeiss Manifold: ALRIGHT THEN
( Seventy-six trombones lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten photoshops at hand ) |
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| DARREN SHAN, PART 1-4 |
[May. 19th, 2010|07:34 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | cirque du freak, delcat, fetish overtones, oh exploitable, pedobear approved, review-style snark, science fail, solo snark, someone got paid for this shit, text snark, the darren shan snark saga, the idiot ball, worksafe for once | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | The Hush Sound--Sweet Tangerine | ] |
ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DELCAT, 9/16/2009.
When we left off, Steve had just been chomped on by Madam Octa, because she is our only friend in this hot tranny mess. Like in the show, the first bite only paralyzes her victim, so Steve has a fighting chance. Will she deliver the finishing blow?
( The Spiderbite Song )
Next time: Pedobear and Shotacat rock the house and Darren gets mostly dead (we can only wish for all dead). |
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| ARCHIE'S PARABLES, PART II |
[May. 19th, 2010|10:05 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | al hartley, christian crap, delcat, hypnobetty, image-heavy, kaisers, pelicans, similar to existing characters, unfortunate implications, worksafe for once, zeiss manifold | ] |
Delcat: Okay, when we left off, things were getting progressively crazier by the page. Will this trend continue, do you think?
Zeiss Manifold: Let me put my special fundie visor in place
Delcat: It's no use, Zeiss, the goggles do nothing.
( Free Fanaticals (A Hallucination of the Hartley Archie Gloating at a Suicidal Waterfowl) ) |
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| THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH - "PASSES AND PLAYS" |
[May. 14th, 2010|08:50 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | antidotes, cap-o-rama, christian crap, delcat, fundies, how condoms work, ink_weaver, mustard, outright lies, research!?, the truth for youth, zeiss manifold | ] |
( In which condoms are described as being riddled with holes, but sponges are oddly not elaborated on )
This is probably the angriest we've ever got at a Christian tract, as it's this kind of crap being spouted at teens in the name of "responsibility" that leads to a whole lot of very real problems - compare to That Crazy Guy for effect. I feel like I have to post a good sex-ed comic to offset the effect of this. |
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