| "EEVEE TG TF" (AUDIO SNARK) |
[Dec. 7th, 2010|01:36 pm] |
In which Del and I haze formally induct our good friend Mae Bedlam to the Squad with a terrible, trippy story about Eevees and their makings (which involve root beer and "gender change sissors"). But just what kind of Eevee results? Listen and find out!
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 6 |
[Oct. 12th, 2010|12:33 am] |
ZEISS’S NOTE: College has slowed down the snarking business to be sure, but we do plan to kick back in gear soon. Here’s a good old-fashioned Roundup as an appetizer!
Delcat: Well, readers, I'm going to be straight with you this time: Zeiss and I are bored, so we are torturing each other with horrible porn. This is what we do. I know. I know. Stop crying.
Zeiss Manifold: It is a game of wit, and skill, and of squick.
Delcat: Normally I go in order of least to most painful, but I'm admittedly hard-pressed to rank my selections this time…
( i can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but fractal uteri filled with sperms is really too much for me ) |
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| "WIERD SORA" |
[Aug. 21st, 2010|02:36 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | absolutely off the deep end, bad things happening to asses, delcat, fetish clusterfucks, furries, i have no idea how to categorize this, narwhal, not worksafe, tf is the weirdest fetish, the worst day at the zoo ever, zeiss manifold | ] |
Delcat: Ladies and gentlebutts, we are proud to have a Narwhal in our midst once more! Which...like, you already knew, but...shut UP.
Delcat: Anyway, you all know I'm a pervy bastard. So when a namefag on /y/ decided to dump all of his porn folders to Megaupload, well, I jumped at that like an alcoholic fish jumps at corn liquor, or however these charming country metaphors go.
Zeiss Manifold: So you've found us one of your patented Mystery Comics?
Narwhal: All I'm getting from this is that you frequent /y/
Delcat: Unfortunately, despite the promise of great yaoi, 99.8% of the folders actually consisted of horrible furry TF porn and other assorted horrors. You've seen some before (it involved a giant flash drive) and now see some more! Who knows what's inside? Just me! These other poor bastards are about to be taken by surprise! ...fuck, I sound like the back of a porn DVD.
Zeiss Manifold: ...You got any of that corn liquor left over from that metaphor? I might need it.
Narwhal: Furries: how to make anything unimaginably worse
Delcat: Without further adieu, here's "Wierd Sora", a tragedy in twelve pages.
( yes our pink elephant cocks are bared, be prepared~ ) |
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| THE BAD PORN ROUNDUP - EPISODE 5 |
[Jul. 5th, 2010|10:09 pm] |
Delcat: Vilkommen, space kiddets! It's time for another Porn Roundup!
Zeiss Manifold: Ja wohl!
( all the squicky little horses ) |
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