[Public}Hmmmm... 2018 and I am still U N E M P L O Y E D
Some people are all just talkin' that talk and not walkin' the walks, amirite? I, for one, am happy to continue my life as a leech upon society. An irredeemable bad boy! Ladies, lock up your daughters. Dudes, you should most definitely also lock up your sons. Lock up your pets too, idfk, I might get hungry.
In other news, water is wet, and I'm bored.