[Locked to Stephanie M, Jason W, Dick W, Leena B, Eddie N] I require your assistance. It is about Father.
[Locked to Sasha J] [...] Do you wish for a diamond? It was suggested that this was an adequate apology. [Added in:] If not, say no and I will leave it. Do not tell me to fuck myself. I am aware the sentiment is omnipresent.
Since it seems to be the only way I will see my nephew, would you care to come to dinner this Thursday? I promised him a vegetarian meal, if you have a similar preference.