Pax Letale

[In front of the door to #308 there is a small Pyrex dish, covered, with a torn piece of paper taped to the lid. In a broad scrawl it reads: How about NOW? Inside the dish are neatly wrapped tamales, freshly made.]

You guys, I have a confession :(

( confession bear time )

Got plans 3/4?

I've been trying to get a little project off the ground and it's FINALLY HAPPENING.

Starting Monday, March 6, self-defense instruction will be hosted in the gym on the ground floor. Only tenants can attend for now. Talk to Stephan if you have an issue with that, WHAT is his DEAL Maxine Petrie will be your friendly neighborhood instructor. Consider this post an informal sign-up sheet and AMA as we try to gauge interest, but if you DON'T sign up and later decide you want to come, stop by anyway! Class will begin at 7 p.m. sharp. (If you're late, you get to be Max's sparring partner for the first round.)

I am dying. I blame the new infestation of most likely mangy animals in and near our building, one of them was in the elevator yesterday and surely everything in it's fur (including it's fur!) is in the ventilation and I am dying.

I called my mother and tried to get her to mail me her nine bean soup (more stew like really) and she refused, giving me a lecture about being spoiled which my father joined in and they felt the need to lecture me in three languages.

Why.

I am dying I swear. Someone make sure my makeup is still flawless when they carry my corpse downstairs.

WHO THE FUCK IS LEAVING TUNA IN THE DUMPSTERS? IS THAT WHAT'S ATTRACTING ALL THESE FUCKING CATS? THE FUCK IS GOING ON I NEED TO *SLEEP*.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THE WORLD IS ENDING

( If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't -- Cassandra Claire )

[ each will be found in their respective recipient's mailbox, inside a red envelope scribbled with a barely legible name. ]

( private to daniel )

( private to aurora )

You said we were going to talk, so let's talk. Tonight at CASKET. I can be there any time after 8.

PARTY
P1 and P2 would like to formally invite you to a Penthouse party this Friday, December 2nd at 9 p.m. Anyone and everyone from Pax is invited. It will take place in both penthouses just because we can. Come for all the free alcohol you can drink, because after all, you only have to stumble home down a flight of stairs or two.

Happy birthday, asshole.

Hello everyone! I wanted to formerly well, sending this as a group message might not be that formal invite you all to my apartment on Thanksgiving, if you happen to not have any other plans. I'm hoping to try and make a Thanksgiving meal and it would be wonderful if you could all join Charlie and myself. The more the merrier! We can have the meal in the evening or late afternoon, whichever would work better for you all. I just wanted to send out a message now so that I can figure out how big the turkey needs to be before the big date!

Hey Sgt Slaughter, Max and I wanted to talk to you about a couple of things. Can we swing by tonight, or is it too late? If it's too late, when's good?

PS Say hi to your mom for me

Since I've been making noise moving in the past day or two, I thought I'd take advantage of this forum and introduce myself the second my internet was set up. You have to love technology, allowing us to communicate like this, so modern, so new, so very different. I'm Sean Allen and I just moved here from San Fransisco. I haven't exactly seen much besides the view from my U-Haul, but from what I've seen so far, I'm in love. Living in a major city like San Fran was never really my style, I love the city and all it has to offer, but there weren't many quiet places. Here I LIVE on the beach, which is absolutely amazing. I don't know if anyone else does or is interested in yoga, but I'll definitely be doing yoga on the beach every morning for anyone that wants to join.

I teach meditation and yoga six days a week at The Newport Mesa Zen Center, and if anyone here wants a free class or two, let me know, I have cards and can also give private instruction in my free time for residents, what's a neighbor for? I'm also a practicing Buddhist in case anyone else is as well. I hesitate to mention this, but from time to time I like to hang out with my friend Mary Jane, so if anyone here can set me up, let me know.

Happy birthday. Mostly to Freddie Mercury, but to you too I guess. Got you something.

Assassins Creed: Revelations beta is open. Who wants some? PSN tag is still BigBadWolfe75.

(BangBangBetty and MorboTheDestroyer, this means you.)

Dickhead - tomorrow is Ry's birthday. Don't buy him any more fuckin' strippers. Something nice, if you know what that is.

Plans Sat PM? Break 'em. School will be in session.

Totally should've asked this earlier, but does anyone in the building have any gamertags? I've got all current gen, though I'm mainly on PS3. Just looking for a little friendly competition!