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It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-10-10 15:48:00

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ares, eris, hel, maui, pan, uke mochi

207 to all
People of Pax Letale, stop whatever you're doing.

Or, like, don't, I don't really care.

Mostly, I just wanna make a PSA (pretty sweet announcement) that we need to make a list of where all these different keys are leading. Daniel and I tried one that's, like, made of wood (that's not a euphemism) and it sent us to this crazy as shit hall where this dude like...

I don't need to get into the gory details but it wasn't pretty, let's just leave it at that.

So if you try a key, leave a comment here so everybody gets their trigger warnings in.

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	209 to all thouros 2017-10-10 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously do not go in that fucking room. That said I'm down to try other keys, I guess, provided someone goes with me and there is booze before/during/after. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all manaiakalani 2017-10-10 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Party of three without any broken legs? ~~Don't tell Chris.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all eristic 2017-10-10 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to state fore the record that I was the one getting hurt this time, TYVM >:[ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all manaiakalani 2017-10-11 12:42 am UTC (link)
	What happened to you? Too beat up to try another key? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all thouros 2017-10-11 01:12 am UTC (link)
	It's a long story, best told over a water bong. I'll try another one with you 'cause I'm a glutton for punishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all eristic 2017-10-11 01:44 am UTC (link)
	HEY don't think just because I got a little bruise that I'm out for the count! Just know you two would find something awesome without me and then leave me to guess which door it is!!!!! ALSO no one's hitting a bong without me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all manaiakalani 2017-10-11 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a deal. Are we meeting at either of your places or mine before our grand adventure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all eristic 2017-10-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE SInce I'm clearly the only one willing to offer UR WELCOME (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 209 to all thouros 2017-10-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Kal I'll stop by your place first. Then we'll come get you, BB, I promise. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Deleted Entry rosemary_thyme 2017-10-10 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	You were on my floor? Don't touch the keys. Don't go into any rooms. Are you crazy? I miss you, I'm sorry, but you hurt me so much, I don't know how I can trust you again like before. But I miss you all the same. Don't get yourself hurt. (Reply to this)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	[public]~~ARE YOU ALL FCUKING INSANE~~ ...using these keys sounds like the opposite of a good idea. anyone wanna see if they're flammable? [/public] [private to 207] gory deets. now pls. [/private] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-11 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I would be completely down to burn all the wood ones, but the ones that...kinda look and feel like human flesh... not super keen on that idea with those :/ private WE WENT INTO THIS HUGE ROOM IT WAS LIKE IDK BANQUET HALL AT THE FOUR SEASONS AND THIS DUDEFUCKINGATEHIMSELFD: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	dude those are the ones i wanna burn most. private ......... brb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-11 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	dude THE SMELL?????? private</i> dude I totes barfed too, #solidarity idk what sick game is being played at now but I'd like for the ride to stop so I can GET OFF (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	plug your nose. private bitch me too. i'd say we should call a priest but considering what happened when i tried to go to mass idk if that's a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-12 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	private ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk if an exorcism is what's gonna work around here nothing seems particularly christian your goth aunt into any pagan ~~shit~~ stuff? maybe she knows something (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-13 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	private ok for one we are not getting my aunt involved in any of this, idc that she's across the country. two she's catholic but she's got friends who i'm pretty sure are pagan, i'll try weaseling info. no promises. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	private did he look like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-11 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	private NO HE DID NOT THANK GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	private internet says its called the pale man. he's from like the only del toro movie i've never seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-12 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	private shit just when I think it couldn't have been worse no, thank god it wasn't like that, but it was bad enough. huge hall full of a ridic amount of food, enough to end world hunger, and then this dude just rips into his fucking arm. He grabbed mine first, if Daniel hadn't pulled him offa me I bet he would'a tried to cannibalize me UGH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-13 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	private ok i would really like to make you laugh with a joke about a dude trying to eat you but i'm too grossed out and worried. are you sure we shouldn't just try destroying these keys, or at least locking them up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-10-13 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	private man, with, like, the way things work around here, I don't know what good that would do (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-15 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	private yeah you have a point. destroying the keys might OPEN the doors gdi (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tohelandback 2017-10-11 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	[public] To be fair, only one ~~okay, maybe one-and-a-half~~ of the ones I checked out were horrifying... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-11 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	[public] ~~WHAT~~ ..how many did you check out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tohelandback 2017-10-11 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	~~How many will keep you from getting mad at me?~~ ...three? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	~~why do the women in my life like to give me heart attacks i'm gonna be grey before i'm thirty~~ what were the other two like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tohelandback 2017-10-12 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah...I forgot I promised I'd post about them on this thread. Better go do that... (Reply to this) (Parent)

Okay, BB - as promised!

tohelandback
2017-10-12 01:28 pm UTC (link)

[Photo of a chalk-white key, its bitting making the shape of an outstretched serpent's tongue.]
If you don't like snakes, you probably should pass on this one.

[Photo of a key whose stem is a black, fleshy substance, covered in small hairs. Its bow is a red beadwork plum.]
First off, eww this key feels like it's made of...just eww.
Secondly - DO NOT GO IN THIS ONE. DEFINITELY DO NOT EAT WHAT IS BEING COOKED.

[Photo of a silver key, its shaft shaped and carved like a serpent. The key's bitting is in the shape of a wolf's head; the wolf's bared fangs turn the tumblers of the lock.]
This one...actually, this one isn't too bad. A bunch of people gathered at a beach watching a ship burn. A funeral pyre, maybe?

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	Re: Okay, BB - as promised! eristic 2017-10-12 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, so, one of the keys leads to just a friggen bonfire on a beach? Please tell me there was at least beer (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Okay, BB - as promised! tohelandback 2017-10-12 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I guess? Not sure about whether there was beer. The voice in my head didn't want me getting too close. Oh dear god I sound like a lunatic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Okay, BB - as promised! tohelandback 2017-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I mean, also there was a giant woman? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	private soylent green was people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tohelandback 2017-10-13 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	private Soylent Green was *babies* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-15 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	private i can be at your apartment in ten minutes if you need me to (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tohelandback 2017-10-16 12:49 am UTC (link)
	private I think I'm okay? ~~Mostly?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	literallyhorny 2017-10-17 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	private you sure? i'm gonna be off work in a lil bit anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tohelandback 2017-10-17 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	private I'm fine ~~now~~ Stop by anyways? (Reply to this) (Parent)