Pax Letale

I hate to be a bother, but would you mind taking Scilla and Carrie out for a walk, whenever is convenient for you? I'm vomiting up my lungs I'm not feeling well and they're getting restless.

Heyo! New neighbor introducing himself. I'm Gabe, I'm in 801, I don't have food to offer but I'd be happy for any and all suggestions of good restaurants/bookstores/art galleries in this area. You'll probably see me and my dog walking around the building; def happy for anyone who wants to share pet stories. So yeah! Nice place you've got here.

Private to Aurora

So I get a personalized tour of the area, right? ;)

Hey, neighbors.

I'm new here, just moving in, and I hear this is how you let the world know. I'm Kal, lived in LA before but just came back. Work for Nat Geo and travel a lot so I'm going to probably be in and out. But hey, if you ever want some random information about foreign places, I'm your guy.

I actually know Chris who lives here. We went to school together. SURPRISE, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR.

[prior to noticing BB's update, he'd written this message. deciding that it couldn't hurt to spread the news far and wide, he posted it on the apartment forums regardless of whatever BB would have to say. unfortunately, times were dire, and his worry meter--because, believe it or not, Percy could indeed be worried--was off the charts.]

This is a public announcement for anyone that may be concerned. There is a burglar among us, and they have ransacked not only my home, but stolen my pet box turtle. I have already notified the complex manager of this crime.

If anyone happens to come across a box turtle that isn't fully grown but will, regardless, crawl towards you for a bite of strawberry, let me know ASAP. She answers to Stella. Yell too loud for her, though, and she might hide inside her shell.

No one steals from me.

- P. Chapman.

Uh, so. Not sure how to go about this, but. Yeah. I'm new here. Like who isn't moving to California these days? My name's Augustus, but you can call me Gus. I go to UCLA. That's about it. Anyone hiring? I need cash. Now.

My sister isn't answering her phone. So. That's a problem. She lives here? Her name's Brittany. If anyone knows her, tell her to call Gus.

Thanks.

So you're not going to believe this, but I asked around at work for therapists and got a few strong recommendations for Dr. Simone Fujita...who just moved in to the floor below us. Not sure if this is a case of too close to home or convenience...

Apologies to my brand new tenth floor neighbours who had to deal with the noise of two moves in one day, but at least it's over with now? I'm Simone, just moved here from the Bay Area to set up a private practice with a colleague. (Psychiatry, before anyone asks. Very awkward to drum up business for it, too, but that's why they pay me the big bucks.) Everything's still a bit skew-whiff in the apartment but on the plus side, the carpets have never been cleaner, so feel free to drop by and say hello. I have...espresso and Oreos, it's a very sophisticated joint here.

I'm new in the building and I was told this was a great way to network with my neighbours! I'm Lucas, I just moved in (still unpacking, boxes everywhere!) I'm definitely up to meeting some of my neighbours, though I may have to entertain with paper cups of instant coffee for now until I get settled. I'm up in 1003 with far more room than I need, but gosh it's a great view!

Hi neighbors! on our floor and elsewhere Obed and I wanted to extend an invitation to our apartment this Sunday; we're having a little Oscars party! If you'd like to bring something, that's fine, but food and drink will be provided. Pre-show begins at 7, though the awards don't start until 8:30. We hope to see you there :)


[ ooc: this won't be a proper thread, just something happening in the background; if you wanna hash out what happened, let's chat on slack or via email! ]

OK... Did someone lose a cat? Or it might be a raccoon, I'm not sure are raccoons legal pets in California? I need someone to come and claim it or else I'm calling animal control, because it's scaring Hanni half to death. that and he won't shut up and we are getting NO sleep