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Tweak says, "I have asked you thrice!"

It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-05-05 11:05:00

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ares, eris, pan, tyr, uke mochi, vainamoinen

LOL UM does management think we're stupid??? ~~all this weird shit and then YOU THINK YOU CAN APOLOGIZE WITH A COUPON?~~

Private to Daniel, Alice, and Gus

guys don't fall for this bait because that's TOTALLY what it is ok

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	rosemary_thyme 2017-05-05 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Isobel sent me a message thinking it'd be nice and I kind of agree! I've never been to a spa before... and who knows, maybe going we can snoop and find out some more information? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-05 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Um no it sounds like anything but nice. It sounds suspicious; they didn't even ACKNOWLEDGE that we were trapped in the building for a WEEK. ~~nevermind that no one seemed to NOTICE~~ If they comped me a month's rent so I could move the fuck out I'd be happier come over to my place and I'll paint your toes if you're so dead set on going >:( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-05-05 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	But Isobel is having a bit of a rough time, I want to be supportive, you know? And she's trying to convince Rafe to go, so I'd be with him, too! We can have a girls night at your place as well. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-05 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	How about EVERYONE comes over to my place and we skip the spa entirely? C'mon, skittles, listen, OK? This just seems like a really bad idea to me :/ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-05-05 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	I can ask them! I'll let you know what they decide. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private literallyhorny 2017-05-05 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private eristic 2017-05-05 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Annnnnnnnnnd yet everyone wants to do this LIKE NOTHING WEIRD WILL HAPPEN. This is gonna be the lousiest "I told you so" I've ever gotten to say ~~well one of like...I think five total BUT~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-05-05 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ok. Am I literally the only person here who's ever watched a horror movie?? Because this is exactly the thing you DON'T DO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private eristic 2017-05-05 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	~~s2g if I have to handcuff Alice to a bedpost~~ Maybe we can lock them all in again? How many entrances and exits does this place have? It'd at least buy us some more time to convince people that this is a terrible idea ~~and coming from ME of all people, you'd think that'd SAY something~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private literallyhorny 2017-05-05 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~Pls no I'll go crazy~~ It's a shame all that mead is gone, we could just get them drunk and ~~have an orgy instead~~ lock the doors while they're passed out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private eristic 2017-05-05 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, I don't have nearly enough alcohol in my apartment for everyone ~~OR THE MONEY~~ Time for lawn chairs and popcorn to watch this train wreck :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private: 104/207 freyr 2017-05-06 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a terrible idea, is it? It doesn't make up for everything, but at least it's a start. Come on, BB. Just go with us for a little while, maybe? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private: 104/207 eristic 2017-05-06 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	it's an awful idea which I'm pretty sure ranks higher on the scale than terrible. So yeah, if you all are going, don't come crying to me when something happens >:[ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private: 207/209 thouros 2017-05-06 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	A+ gif usage but how is this a trap?? Unless you think it's a happy endings sort of place and it's secretly a prostitution sting, I'm about to go get my deep tissue massage on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private: 207/209 eristic 2017-05-06 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	even if it was a prostitution place don't even try to lie to me and say you wouldn't go though maybe you're about to get shanghaied and shipped to a prison camp in NK idek definitely reserving the right to say (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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thouros
2017-05-06 03:20 pm UTC (link)

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.

You are sounding like History Channel level paranoid right now. Seriously though, have you seen/heard/read something that makes you think this is going to go sideways? Do you know something I don't? You're starting to worry me (although not so much that I'm not going to go let a licensed stranger rub on me for an hour or two).

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eristic
2017-05-06 03:33 pm UTC (link)

ew you're so gross sometimes

this just feels weird, OK? the weird ass dreams, the gifts, then the whole floor thing and this is the best they can do? I want the money paying for your massage so I can get the fuck out of this place ~~and take Alice and Gus with me~~ they didn't even give us an option or try to talk to us, they're just sending us to stephan like he has all the keys to the kingdom but he's treating this like nothing happened

hell to the fuck no i'm not gonna go to some spa and pretend everything is ok

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	Re: private: 207/209 thouros 2017-05-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	OK OK that's fair I guess. I know it's not ENOUGH to make up for all this shit, and nobody said we had to act like this absolves them of all the other bullshit. But if they're buying, I'm gonna live the good life on their dime, at least for 8 hours! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vaino 2017-05-06 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	don't be so uppity just GO and enjoy something FREE, JESUS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-06 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU EVEN COMMENTING DO YOU SERIOUSLY KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER WHAT THE FUCK (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaino 2017-05-06 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm actually pretty good at it ok you don't have to be an asshole about it. also someone at work gave me their old tablet to use (I gave her a kitten who was already toilet trained) after you FLOODED MY FUCKING APARTMENT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-06 03:33 pm UTC (link)
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	oathretractor 2017-05-08 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Like hell I'd even set foot in a spa. That's weird. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 12:41 am UTC (link)
	YES. YES IT IS. OK GOOD. ONE LESS PERSON I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. Whyyyyyyyyy is this so hard to understand????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-05-08 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Look, I don't get it, either, but like. People want to smash cucumbers on their faces. Or avocados. ~~What other green things are there to smash on your face~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 12:58 am UTC (link)
	OK, like, no, that's not what I meant, more like the whole offer is weird, Gusgus, keep up with me now, OK? And you don't...like...actually get cucumbers smashed on your face. Which, no lie, sounds like innuendo. Are you trying to tell me something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-05-08 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, I know. But like. Just thinking about going to the spa is already weird. Unless you're like, a girl. Or something. Dude, no. Are you saying that's a thing? ~~Why would I tell my sister anything like that~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Aw c'mon, you used to like it when I painted your nails sparkly. ~~you were also like three BUT NO ONE WAS COMPLAINING~~ Oh my god, Gusgus, you're how old and you don't watch porn? Of course dick slapping is a thing, or are we on two completely different pages???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-05-08 02:58 am UTC (link)
	What?!?!? Why would you say something like that on a public forum?!?! I'm not watching that kind of porn. If that's what you're into, uh. I'm not gonna judge you ~~much~~. But I'm talking about ACTUAL CUCUMBERS. Isn't that what girls put on their faces?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	AWWW DON't BE ASHAMED OF HOW CUTE YOU WERE, YOU EVEN LET ME DO YOUR TOESIES AND YOU WERE SO PROUD YOU WOULDN'T WEAR YOUR SHOES FOR LIKE A WEEK OK, like, yes, they do, but they don't get them smashed, Gusgus, like, where are you getting your info???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-05-08 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW THAT, BB. ~~J F C~~ I don't have to tell you. It's like. Confidential. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	SO CUTE THINKING ABOUT IT NOW ~~if I wasn't mad at mom and dad I'd ask them for pictures~~ OK no like, you need to tell me because you're clearly getting bad info, as your older sister it is my DUTY to fix this (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-05-09 01:45 am UTC (link)
	BB has no idea about the amount of gagging sounds that are happening behind Gus' laptop screen right now. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH PORN WITH MY SISTER. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	essenceof 2017-05-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Do they think we are stupid? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-05-08 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	CLEARLY. Seriously. Don't do it. Like, I cannot stress enough that this is just warning bells. WARNING. BELLS. Or is it flags...? (Reply to this) (Parent)