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Tweak says, "Gimme moar!"

It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-12-01 09:16:00

Entry tags:

ares, bastet, eris, pan, raven, tyr

PUBLLIIICC AF
~~Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH ME~~ jk ~~mostly~~

HOLY CRAP IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK ALSO SOMEONE BRING ME HOT CHOCOLATE STAT

Private to Daniel

I need you to push me in a wheelchair outside RIGHT NOW

Private to June

SNOWBALL FIGHT? JUST BECAUSE I'm ON CRUTCHES DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE YOU

Private to Gus

WHERE ARE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE YOU BURIED UNDER HOMEWORK DO I NEED TO COME DIG YOU OUT????????

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	Public maxine_bastet 2017-12-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	OMG SNOW WHAAAT Like, we live in California, right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Public eristic 2017-12-01 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Man, I...don't even know anymore. Maybe we all got TRANSPORTED to... what's that Star Wars planet? The one with the ice and the yeti and where they have to gut the poor thing and make a sleeping bag out of it? Hott or Hutt or something????????? I AM NOT A NERD I DO NOT KNOW THESE THINGS BUt anyway yes SNOW HOLY SHIT ~~I haven't seen it since I MOVED~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Public maxine_bastet 2017-12-01 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm totally gonna build a snow fort and pelt people with snowballs as they come home from work 'cause of course I am. OMG I need gloves WHERE DO YOU BUY GLOVES IN CALIFORNIA? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Public eristic 2017-12-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god that is the best idea ever, except I think my ass would get cold in like...five seconds. UMMMMMMM idk Costco??????? Or, like, DICK'S? Which, surprisingly, despite the name, does not sell dildos... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Public maxine_bastet 2017-12-03 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Now I'm all disappointed it doesn't sell dildos :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private to BB thouros 2017-12-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	~~BB I'm working~~ FINE but only because it's been a long time since I've seen snow, myself, so... be right there. And I want hot toddies after. k? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private to BB eristic 2017-12-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	um YES kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk COME GET ME (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private to BB principalis 2017-12-02 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	LET'S DO THIS. I know you're planning some dirty tricks but don't think I don't have a few of my own. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private to BB eristic 2017-12-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	PFT YOU WOULDN'T I AM A WOUNDED FLOWER JUJUBEE :'((((((( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private to BB principalis 2017-12-02 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, a blooming idiot. jk jk jk ilu. Also you started this. Remember that when you catch a snowball in your schnoz. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	public literallyhorny 2017-12-02 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~oh fucking great fuck me with a pinecone~~ well guess i'm growing a winter beard after all. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: public eristic 2017-12-03 03:09 am UTC (link)
	wait are u like gunning for the role of sandy claws??????? u def need 2 gain more weight then (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public literallyhorny 2017-12-05 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	a santa claus whose lap no one can sit on is a sad excuse for santa hey bb you gonna b home this evening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public eristic 2017-12-05 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	chained to my tv bc of this broken leg so yeah safe 2 say i'll be around what's up, sandy claws? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public literallyhorny 2017-12-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	ok a normal person would be but you are one of a kind ok. im kinda surprised ypu don't have a jetpack instead of crutches i wanna stop by and see for my own eyes that my ladybro is ok and talk to you about him (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public eristic 2017-12-05 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	believe me i tried to talk the hospital into it but they didn't jibe with the idea :'(((( come by! BRING ME FOOD!! such an offering is only appropriate for the gift of standing in my presence and we can watch adventure time (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public literallyhorny 2017-12-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	prob afraid of a lawsuit the cowards.= oh nice its been forever since i saw adventure time ~~sober~~. i hope you like five guys bc i don't have the energy to cook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public eristic 2017-12-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	cajun fries or i start a barricade in front of my door :) :) :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: public literallyhorny 2017-12-05 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	gd you're needy bb jk jk cya soon (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oathretractor 2017-12-16 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Dig me out of Christmas shopping, I freaking hate it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-12-16 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	UGH TAKE ME TO THE MALL WITH YOU I AM TIRED OF BEING TRAPPED INSIDE >:[ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-12-17 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are you gonna behave yourself? I remember what you did at the mall last time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-12-17 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	EX-squeeze me??? I was perfectly behaved and I have no idea how my drink ended up in that dude's lap. It's called karma, baby bro, especially when you act like a douche. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-12-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	I do, and there was nothing accidental about it, if you ask me. Besides, you almost got us 'escorted' out by John Doe Mall Cop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-12-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Look, just because my Cherry Pepsi helped him wet his pants and just because I happened to be near the table doesn't mean I was responsible. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, OK? Besides, he was making snide comments about you. It was for a good cause. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-12-19 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, like. I'll give you that one. Just this once. ~~Because it was actually freaking great seeing the horrified look on his face.~~ Anyway, I need some help with gifts. Promise not to throw Annie's pretzels at people and come shopping with me. I've got like, a week to finish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-12-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	One Annie pretzel and I get to throw at least ONE piece at a mall cop. BUT YES I WILL GO. This means you have to push me around and yes of course this means you can ride on the back of the wheelchair like a shopping cart and we will beat the grandmas to the sweaters. Also I can cosign on your gifts to mom and dad right (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

oathretractor
2017-12-22 07:17 pm UTC (link)

...yeah, yeah, okay. You can cosign. But don't steal all the credit.

Plus. Like. We get priority in the foot traffic since you'll be in a wheelchair. Or else we can run people over. Whichever. Make way for the busted leg woman and her co-captain, weird hands man.

And be careful where you throw the pretzel piece. Don't wanna knock someone's eye out with salty carbs.

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