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Tweak says, "This is not my beautiful wife!"

Daniel Ciin | Ares (thouros) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-07-10 08:38:00

Entry tags:

ares, bastet, coyote, eris

209 to everyone
MY CAST IS OFF TODAY

WHAT ARE WE DOING TO CELEBRATE

and no BB I am not saving the stickers

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	maxine_bastet 2017-07-10 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	You can finally get your lazy ass back to work ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thouros 2017-07-10 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Mannnnn the minute I'm cleared for it I'm right back to being your punching bag. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maxine_bastet 2017-07-10 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	You better be. Don't go breaking anything else in the meantime. If you do, I'll kick your ass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private coyoti 2017-07-10 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Two things: 1. Getting drunk 2. Paying me back for all the food I cooked you in the form of physical affection The two are not mutually exclusive nor does one have to come before the other. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private thouros 2017-07-10 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I like to hear. So... wyd tonight? >.> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private coyoti 2017-07-10 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	You. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private thouros 2017-07-10 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well then. I'll text you when I'm omw back from the dr. Have that door unlocked or I'll probably just take it off the hinges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private coyoti 2017-07-10 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, it's open. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eristic 2017-07-10 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	why must you hurt me seriously though BAR CRAWLING YES? ~~maybe this weekend because I have a story I should be doing~~ Private Now that you're unchained, you're coming with me to CASKET because I need to interview ~~that douche~~ the owner again. Also...are weird things happening in your apartment because mine has smelled like shit for the past week. (Reply to this) (Thread)

thouros
2017-07-10 06:54 pm UTC (link)

YES OBVS also that gif never gets old.

[Private]

Again? Seriously what makes you think you're going to get anything out of him this time? You got something you can hold over him? ~~It wouldn't surprise me~~

Also yes. And s2g I felt a weird ~~wind~~ breeze once (that ALSO smelled like shit) and I didn't have any fans on or anything. This is MUCH worse than the usual hauntings/weird goings on imo.

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	eristic 2017-07-10 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	yeah you're lucky your face never gets old Private Yes AGAIN I mean SHEESH he gave us nothing last time. I might have a thing or two....... this is disgusting I need to be able to break my lease D: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thouros 2017-07-10 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Good genes, what can I say. [Private] This doesn't sound like anything I want to be part of. Maybe he really doesn't know anything else? And ia it's gross as hell but if you left you'd miss being my neighbor, be honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-07-10 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Lotta moisturizer I'm sure, too. Private Don't try to weasel your way out of this one! You're supposed to be my Scooby buddy! I think he knows a lot and you are helping me D:< Seriously? UGH sorry but no, no one is worth living next to when everything smells like shit ~~except maybe Alice but yeah~~ ~~ok I lied BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thouros 2017-07-10 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yuuuup. [Private] Not weaseling! I'm just trying to be the RATIONAL one here. For once. Do you have any other leads we could ask? What happens if he calls the cops on us for harassment? This too shall pass, just like all the other weird stuff. I hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private eristic 2017-07-10 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	OK one it's not real reporting UNTIL you get arrested and TWO.... no, not really. Why, you know someone? OK zen master Daniel if you spring that crap on me again I'm so flooding your apartment with the fire hose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private thouros 2017-07-11 12:44 am UTC (link)
	1) I'm not a reporter, so I prefer to get arrested for things like beating the shit out of racists/fascists/Nazis. Not stalking relatively innocent bar owners. 2) You and that gd fire hose. Just get some Febreeze and yell at Stephan for some money off this month's rent. I'd offer candles but all mine are unscented and low melting point. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	manaiakalani 2017-07-10 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Can we start planning that outing that we discussed at the pool...? Also, this doesn't mean I'm losing my smoking pal, does it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	private thouros 2017-07-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely yes, and absolutely not. I feel like some high quality product is necessary for proper celebration, y/y? So when do you think we can kidnap and/or lure Chris away? What with his ~ work ~ and all... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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manaiakalani
2017-07-10 07:01 pm UTC (link)

How about we make some plans to smoke while planning out our great get away?

But for starters, think of a weekend that you suspect you both are free. Think of the plans you can make him have one day, I'll figure out plans to make him have Sunday. He just doesn't have to know that both plans are totally fake and we're throwing him into the back of a van to take him north.

Oh... maybe we can get him drunk and stoned that Friday so he'd be more willing to come with us. It wouldn't be kidnapping that way, right?

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	Re: private thouros 2017-07-10 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	You god damned genius. Let's do it. What about the 21st for partying, leave the next morning? I can keep him awake long enough Friday night to be sure he sleeps through most of the drive. >:) It definitely isn't kidnapping if 1) he agrees first and 2) doesn't try to escape/talk us out of it on the way there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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manaiakalani
2017-07-10 07:27 pm UTC (link)

Fucking perfection! We'll leave once he's getting sleepy. Make sure he's tucked in nice and neat in the backseat. We can take my SUV and put him in the back. You'll have to stop drinking halfway so you don't pass out on me, I'll stop halfway too, we'll copilot up to Yosemite and he can wake up bright and early the next morning and discover he has zero cell reception and is sharing a cabin with you. I'm going to book the space, you tell Chris that you have big plans with him that weekend.

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	Re: private thouros 2017-07-10 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	You got it. There's always something going on in town, and with me being housebound for so long, me begging to get out & about won't raise too much suspicion. I hope... Scale of 1 to WWIII how mad is he going to be about this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private manaiakalani 2017-07-10 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say maybe just give him a quick grope to make sure he isn't carrying anything he could kill us with and we should be okay. I mean, he may make our trip back from Yosemite a nightmare so maybe pack some earplugs too? I personally intend to make a playlist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private thouros 2017-07-11 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh lord. I figured. I'll pat him down beforehand (lbr I would have regardless) and deal with it on the way back. It's gonna be so worth the berating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private manaiakalani 2017-07-11 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	He'll come to appreciate the adventure someday. It's for his own good. Even if he doesn't realize it now. >:D And he'll have to admit he's glad I didn't take him out of the US. It could be so much worse... ~~We'll do that the next time, maybe when he's out of the gang~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)