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Good evening, my dear KROQ listeners.
It’s that time again!
Welcome to Total Request Thursday.
Tonight I have DJ Double D co-hosting tonight.
If you haven’t heard her spin, you’re missing out.
To get the show started, we’re going to dump her brand new single on your faces.
Feel free to request it again later in the evening.
I’m sure she won’t complain.

Dakota: This song is about all of the beautiful people in my life, I hope you all love it like I love them.

Freakshow – DJ Double D (Jeffree Star)
Look at all these party freaks.

I swear he sits on the radio and waits for this to start.
This is from Trandon to Trevor.
I don’t intend to make this the Trandon show this week, guys.
Just so we all know.

Dakota: Well, he’s home from work and Trev’s at work, of course he’s sitting next to the radio!

Lovestruck – Blood on the Dance Floor
You are my only hope, the one I need the most.

Ah, DJ Double D, this one is actually dedicated to you.
Markus says you owe him a smoke for forgetting to tell him about this until the last minute.


Dakota: Oh, Mmm! I’m so sorry! I forgot myself. This is why I need an assistant, I’m taking applications to fill the position!

You forgot about me? Seriously. I see how it is.


Love Song - 311
Whatever words I say, I will always love you.

This song is for Raine.
If you haven’t checked it out already, you should go visit Hell City.
They have killer burlesque shows.
It’s from your sister of another mister, Fallon.

Dakota: Oh, I love how you mister, Micah. You ever had a Mister?

I can’t say that I have. I had a girl that was a bit manly, but that’s as close as I’ve come or intend to come.


Satellite – Rise Against
When we’re gone, we’ll stay gone.

Kota, maybe you speak this code.
This is from the puppy to the ones he missed.
Does that make any sense to you?
Me either.
Anyway.
From the puppy to… more than one of you?


Dakota: I think your listening audience has a thing for furries. They’re all over the place scritching! You know Micah, they’re onto something. I look pretty sexy in a tail, you should see it.

JFC. Show me after the show, D.


Infected – Bad Religion
I want to tie you, crucify you, kneel before you, revile your body.

You guys are really rocking the old school punk tonight.
I’m liking it, even if DJ Double D is making faces at it.
This one is for Raine from her boyfriend.


Dakota: What happened to all of my dance music? I started this thing off right and you all are harshing the mood. It’s hard to hit on the host when you’re requesting old school punk! I’ll let it go, for now.


I Still Love You Julie – Against Me!
The I saw you dancing at a punk rock show.

This one goes out to Fee from the Giant.
This song sucks, but it makes me laugh because I get it.
Sorry, Fallon.
I still think you’re hot.


Dakota: I don’t actually know this song, but I like when you laugh. It lights up your entire face, host.

You’re the kindest. You’re already a better co-host than Lucy. Kidding. Or am I?

Chloe – Emblem3
If only you could see all of the beautiful things that I see in you.

This is only the second time I’ve heard this song.
This one is just for Trandon.


Dakota: Oh, you can never go wrong with some Frank Turner, Micah! Shame on you for only listening to this song twice. We’re going to change this. Next weekend, we’ll get together and I’ll open you up to new experiences.


Recovery – Frank Turner
It’s a long road out to recovery from here, a long way back to the light.

This one is for Tyrus.
Tyrus?
Really?
Do you go by that, Batdaddy?
Anyway, love Fallon.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, I rarely hear him called Tyrus, unless one of them is screaming to find him. Poor boy, she just gave the entire world your real name.


Sick Boy – Social Distortion
Sick boy, with tattoos up and down his arms.

Nine dedicates this to his Princess.
Gross man, just saying.


Dakota: I’m the only Princess around these parts, numberkid. Keep that in mind. If you’re cute enough, I will be your princess too.

HA! Numberkid. Hahaha.


Sweater Weather – The Neighbourhood
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater.

Hah.
Hahahah.
DJ Double D and I just got to hear the kitty sing part of this because he suddenly forgot the title of it.
If he ever actually sings this to his boyfriend, we may never see either one of them again.
This is for his Cupcake.


Dakota: (laughing) oh, my (gasp for air) gosh Trandon! (snickers) meow, kitten.


If I Was Your Vampire – Marilyn Manson
I love you, so much you must kill me now.


Wait.
How did that happen?
DJ Double D, why weren’t you watching?
This is another one from Fallon.
This is for Lucy, gross.


Dakota: You’re hating on love, Micah! Those girls have so much love in them that they share. The blonde handles all heart matters, cuddling, love, and that red head makes sure everyone leaves her house with a nice make-out session with her. Those two know how to run a house.


She’s a Knockout – Social Distortion
In the nightclubs baby when the lights shine down, she's a knockout

I can’t help but laugh at this.
Dez didn’t sound quite so sure about this.
I promise she’ll love it, man.
This song is for Calista.


Dakota: Oh! Oh! Dez! You’re the favorite of the hour, some of that goddess is needed around these studios.


Radar – Britney Spears
His eyes see right to my soul.

I’m stealing this spot to play a song for my wife, my daughter, and our future twins.
Yeah, it’s official, we’re having twins.
Love you, wife.


Dakota: You’re just as bad as your listeners, Micah!

Eat me, D. She called me a dad the other day. She deserves it.


Baby – Bobby McFerrin
Baby, listen what we say.

Tran has somehow managed to slid in another request.
I’m blaming you for this, Double D.
You like him too much.
This is for Trev.


Dakota: (meows) You’re lucky, kittenchow.


Heart Skips a Beat – Olly Murs
Nothing really matters when we’re dancing.

This song is for Sin.
Apparently you’ll understand it like no one else will?
Does that make much sense to you, D?


Dakota: It means that it is spring and love is in the air! Get some.


Love Like Blood – Dead by April
Cut the rose in full bloom

Hah, I was going to do this, but it looks like Tran beat me to it.
This is for Lucy, Nykki, Markus, and Trevor.
What do you do when you’re in love with a stripper, D?


Dakota: What do you do? (laughs, smiling) You make sure that you show them that you can keep up with those hips so they don’t find a new dance partner. A few days in bed will do the trick girls, promise.


I Wanna Love You – The Maine
Baby say I don't talk girl unless you told on me.

This is really the song for my wife.
Going old school, following some of the other request themes tonight.


Dakota: What’s with this old school business? The movie sucked but the Descendents do not.
I love when they request something other than Ke$ha!


Silly Girl - Descendents
Tell me all the things that I want to hear.

DJ Double D is now cut off from allowing requests to be made.
This is the last one, Trandon, I swear to whatever is up there.
For the beautiful boyfriend, he says.


Dakota: Oh, Kittenchow! It’s so sweet of you to request this one just for me. (makes a kiss noise) love you too.


The Minstrel’s Prayer - Cartel
Just give me strength

Hey, I take it back.
I’ll let you do this one since it’s for you from your M.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, Mmmm you’re headed the right way to having a naked princess in your bed tonight.


Touchin On My – 3Oh!3
Show me yours, I’ll show you mine.

This has to be a first for me.
This is for his biffle, love Markus.
Get into the groove.
D, I can’t even… I’ve never had to play Madonna before.


Dakota: M does that to people, gets them to do things they never thought they’d do before. I’m pretty good at it too, Micah… I could show you.

Hey! Hands above the table, miss! You’re a sly one, you are. My wife would have something to say if I even tried to find a way to respond to that.


Into the Groove - Madonna
Music can be such a revelation. Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation

This one goes out to my brother.
Echo, Ali has terrible taste in music, usually, but we approve of this song.
As far as covers go, this is a decent one.


Dakota: Got to have some love for the All Time Low, Micah! (laughs) I keep wanting to call you M…

He’s taller than me, but I’m better looking. I can see this being a problem for you.


Umbrella – All Time Low
Took an oath, I’mma stick it out ‘til the end.

Ah, Double D, this one is from my lovely wife.
Guess who she’s dedicating it to.
That’s right, me.
Eat your hearts out.


Dakota: We saw those pictures from when you were away from her. You should stick around the wife, she makes sure you look hot before you leave the house.

I quit life. You can do the rest of the show.


I caught Fire - the Used
Every second I’m without you I’m a mess.


Raine dedicates this one to her talented boyfriend.
I hear he rocks the tattoo gun.
Check him out at Living Ink if you need a tattoo!

Dakota: (low seductive voice) Oh, he can hurt me anytime. You make my heart beat faster, baby.


Beating Heart Baby - Head Automatica
Baby is this love for rea?

Eva makes me laugh.
If you listen to the lyrics of this song, you could argue she’s trying to get rid of her boyfriend.
I think this is meant in love, Nine, but I’m not sure.
What do you think, DJ Double D?


Dakota: Oh, honeychild no. She’s wanting him to tie her ass down and… Do that right. I can’t swear, right?


Control - Puddle of Mudd
I like it when you chain me to the bed.

This is another anon for Sin.
You just bring the creepers out of the wood work, don’t you?
I bet I know who it’s from.


Dakota: Clearly this Sin knows how to live! Baby, we need to meet. I’ve got pointers for these creepers.


This Could Be Love - Alkaline Trio
I’ve got some bright ideas involving you and me.

This song goes out to Cov from Brake.
I love how people use my show for hook ups.


Dakota: It’s the best way to make sure the entire world knows that they’re intimate. I could also be intimate with Cov.. Have you seen that boy? I hear he’s dynamite.

I have no. I don’t think I could be intimate with him. You let me know how that goes, though. We’ll run an update live on the air for you. Or. Something. Ha.


I wanna sex you up - Color Me Badd
We can do it til we both wake up.

Kota is scowling at me for this, but I actually like this band.
They’ve done some amazing covers.
This one is for Ray from Hawke.
Aww.


Dakota: Cliché but I like the original better.


Leaving on a Jet Plane - Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies
Tell me that you’ll wait for me.

D, do you know this girl?
Lucy?
She’s a loud mouth.
This song goes out to her entire household.
She’s trying to be cool like me and collect people in her house.
It’ll never work.
But TMFA House, this is for you.


Dakota: I know my Luce! She’s a good time and that mouth of her’s isn’t half bad either!


You are Loved - Set it Off
I've stood right where you're standing

You know, DJ Double D, you didn’t have to text this in.
You could have just told me.
Anything you want to say about this one?


Dakota: It’s for my Mmmm, no need to say anything. (kiss noise)


Just the way you are - Bruno Mars
When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change

This is from Fiona going out to Andy.
It’s sweet.
That’s gross.
You people and your mush is gross.


Dakota: You’re just as bad! It’s okay though, she can moon over the giant. We tend to share men, right little pink?

I…what do you say to that?


I’m a Believer - Smash Mouth
I thought love was more or less a giving thing.

This one is for Tran from Trev.
I haven’t played any No Doubt in ages.
Have you seen her lately?
She’s prettier than ever, but her newest music is lacking something.


Dakota: She looks better now than she ever did. That girl needs to give me some tips to keep looking young. She’s spawned, had world tours, and has her own clothing line all while looking barely out of her twenties! You go girl.


Underneath It All- No Doubt
And when it's really bad I guess it's not that bad
Oh.
We’re back to the puppy.
Have we figured out who the puppy is yet?
This is for the puppy.


Dakota: Has anyone been barking lately? I need to know who the puppy is. I’m betting its Tran’s mortal enemy. They’re like super heroes.


Bad Dog- Neon Hitch
But the beast in me, she know how to train a bad dog
Oh, I miss this g…great singer.
I haven’t heard anything out of her in ages.
Um.
This one’s for Missy!


Dakota: Oh, I know this little Missy. That girl can wear my tiara anyday.

Bitch like Me- Colette Carr
Places to go and people to see

Dear Calista, where is my dance music.
D, she could take some pointers from you.
This is dedicated to Dez.


It Only Took A Minute- Mandy Moore
It only took a minute to fall in love with you

This song is for Robin.
I’m assuming it’s from Batman.
You superheroes and your song choices.


Dakota: But it’s a song she can move to! Don’t knock it! You’re a superhero too, right? What nickname did they give you?

They haven’t given me one. I’m just the shit. Right, D?


Shake- BrokeNCYDE
We'll get this party pumping, girl we can do it right

This one has my eyes rolling.
Right now, D, he’s your friend.
This is for kitty boy, and I’m supposed to say pay attention.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, no. What is with the boy bands? Don’t make me hurt you all when I get home.


This I Promise You- Nsync
Til the day my life is through, this I promise you

Oh, Batman slid another one in while I wasn’t paying attention.
This one is for Poison Ivy.
His partner and his enemy.
How does that work?


Dakota: It works very sexy-like. Have you seen Poison Ivy? She’ll make your heart skip beats with just a look. You should see her when pissed too, just as sexy.


My Gurl- BrokeNCYDE
So if you follow me I'll lead you baby

Here’s one for Dom.
It’s an anon.
The requester has good taste in music.


Crooked Spoons- Otep
Let's lick my wounds

This one is for my boy Hawke.
If you haven’t heard his band, he’ll be traveling with Warped Tour this summer before they go back on Tour this fall.
It’s from Ray.
She says she had to since all your groupies fucking think so anyway.


Dakota: That’s the feisty way to be! You show ‘em honey.


One of Those Crazy Girls- Paramore
And now I'm standing at your doorstep, with Los Angeles behind me

He must be off work.
This song has D dancing in her spinny chair.
It’s for Tran, from Trev because *beep* that bitch, *beep* both those bitches.


Dakota: You have to love this song! (laughs) Stop giving me away. I’m supposed to be professional.

Haha. I do, I do. It made my night. Seriously. *accent* Werk it gurl.


Fuck U Betta- Neon Hitch
No one will love you like me

This one is for my wife, Jayde, from the evil that is Sin.
She says leave the kid and the frat boy at home one night this weekend, let's go somewhere you can dance and I can drink.
Would you believe I’m the frat boy?
Yeah, I was never a frat boy.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh really? You look like a frat boy, I think you could of passed for one easily. Easily. (laughs harder)

I hate you.


I Came 2 Party- Cinema Bizarre
Take a picture, we don't care

This song goes out to Markus from Trevor.


Dakota: That’s one of my favorite sandwiches. (laughs)

Waaaaait…. What?

Modern World Christ- Blood on the Dance Floor
I wanna be the boy that you adore without the label of a bedroom whore

Here I was, beginning to feel unloved.
This one is for me, thanks Al.


Dakota: Here you are rippin’ on the superheroes and your sister in law calls you a hero. You need to stop givin’ shit to the little people!


Capital H - Motion City Soundtrack
A hero zero with a capital Z (that's me)


Here is another song for Echo.
It’s from my beautiful wife.
This makes me laugh.



Dakota: Best song from the 90s! You know how to pick ‘em.

If I had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

Nice.
We’re back into the old school punk.
This one is for Fallon from Raine.


Dakota: Everyone loves Tim Armstrong. How could you not? Have you seen that man? True punk.

Truly. I have no complaints here. Have you met him? He’s a great man.


Fall Back Down - Rancid
If I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again.

Ha.
HAHAHA.
This one is for… ready for this?
The otter, from the kitty and the cupcake.
HAHAHAHA!
Ahem, so sorry.
You guys are all creeps.


Dakota: (laughs hard ) Told you, furries!


Peacock – Katy Perry
I want my heart throbbing, ground shaking, show stopping amazing

This is another good band.
Did you ever enjoy this band growing up, Double D?
This is for Cali from Eva.


Dakota: This was my theme song in high school, are you kidding me? I feel like we need to do some Blister in the Sun to even it out. Those two songs were my favorites.


Short Skirt Long Jacket - Cake
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

This seems amazingly appropriate.
This is an anon for Sin.


Dakota: Oh, ho, ho! Do you know this amazing wonder? I need to meet her. Hook that up, now.

I do. She’s a demon in the skin of a tiny woman. Come to one of our holiday dinners.


Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
When I dream, I’m doing you all night.

Here’s another song for Markus.
He’s popular tonight.
This one is from Brake.


Dakota: M is popular every night. He’s always in high demand. (purrs) It’s for good reason too.

Bitches - MSI
Bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time.

Here’s a song for Ty.
Again, laughing so hard.
I think you brought the freaks out with your freakshow, DJ Double D.


Dakota: (laughs) This is clearly meant to woo him, what are you talking about? Besides, these are some of the freaks my song is about! I love you babies.


Baby got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot
You other brothers can’t deny.

Hawke must really love his band mates.
This one is for Echo.
Weirdos.


Dakota: Did you know that they have an entire fandom based around the fact that Echo and Hawke are fu-(bleep)? I found the stories a few days ago and printed some out for you to take home. I thought you’d like that, you’re welcome.

You brought me slash fic about my twin and my buddy. I can’t even. If the table wasn’t bolted down, I’d flip it. But. I’m going to make copies for them. Where did you find this?


Rockstar - Nickleback
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.

This song is just for Lucy.
She’s been awfully quiet tonight, D.
I’m waiting for the wave to hit.


Dakota: Lucy’s never quiet! Between the red head, kitten, and the hurricane Trev that house will never be quiet again.


End in Tragedy - Set it Off
Tonight will end in tragedy. We're dancing in the lap of luxury

Here’s another song for Ty.


Dakota: It’s from his little mermaid. I hear she’s got a tail to die for. (laughs)


Savior - Black Veil Brides
Remember as you learn to try to be the one you love

Here is a song for Trevor.
Go see him dance at Right Track!
He’ll be joining us to co-host TRT next month.
Oh, since you’re requesting it, D, do you have anything to say?


Dakota: (laughs) What’s there to say? I don’t think the world would care to know that he’s danced to this around the house with me far too many times.


Don’t Cha - the Pussycat Dolls
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

Because I like you, I’ll let you do two in a row.
Here’s one for Fiona.


Dakota: Thank you! I love the little pink! Did you know that I’m turning her into my clone? You should watch out. She might be the next one in here with you. (laughs)

You have a mini me? The world is coming to an end. Hahaha.


Lollipop Porn - Crazy Town
So we can do this or you can do what you like

Here’s a song for Fallon from Fiona.
She must have known!
Creepy, though, since you’re sisters and all, girls.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, come on! If Heff can fu-(bleep) those twins then those sisters can share avatar love!


Do you want to date my Avatar - The Guild
I'm craving to emote with you.

Here’s another one for Trandon.
I thought I was cutting you off, sir.
Especially because of your band choice.


Dakota: (laughs) Just think, he’ll be here next month for you.


That’s When I’ll Stop loving You- Nsync
I’m sure you’ve heard these words before

I’m only letting Trevor have a double request because this song is for you, D.


Dakota: I love when things are requested for me. I think my request was better though, Trev.


DUI- Blood on the Dance Floor
They think we're all freaks but they're still staring at our asses

Two requests from Missy in one night?
Nice.
This one is for her favorite fellow party girl, Lucy.


Dakota: Little Missy, you need to come out with me one night. I’ll show you a night you’ll never forget.


Back it Up- Colette Carr
Back it up, drop it down, shake it, now make it go

Oh how sweet.
This is from Ray to Hawke.
She says this is your real song request.
Hey, Ray, have you cooked anything recently?
We need to have another lesson, I think.


Dakota: You can teach me to cook anytime, Micah. I will even teach you a few things. (laughs) What do you say?

I say I may be signing divorce papers if I give you the response that went through my head. We can cook in a well populated kitchen with lots of layers.

Still Into You- Paramore
And baby, even on our worst nights, I'm into you

This is an anon.
It’s for Dez, a friendly way of reminding him of the promise.


One Hitta Quitta- Thee Six Mafia
i spell it out across the screen

This is a song for Fallon from my dear co-host.
Go for it.


Dakota: Oh, come on! You have to get the joke. I love this little blonde. I’d keep her if I could but I know a certain Bat that might get mad.


Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
This is crazy.

This song goes out to Trev from Lucy.
I feel like I should be a bit worried about this.


Dakota: Why would you be worried? Those two are like gasoline and matches, sugar. You should see ‘em! They need to have a Reign and Track night where they let the dancers do routines together. It’d be all sorts of epic. Get on that shit, Rory.


Say My Name - Set it Off
If no one is around you, say baby I love you.

Here’s another song for Trandon.
This one is from Brake.
I can’t decide if you’re being a dick or being nice, but I’m amused.


Dakota: (laughs) let’s hope he’s being nice because if not he might get claws in back.. Though from what I hear, Brake likes that. Do you, Micah?

I do. I’ve got shiny new ones from the wife. Go figure.

Why Don’t You Get A Job - the Offspring
I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way.


Fiona is requesting a song for herself.
Cute, but sad.


Dakota: (gasps) Oh, sugarplum! What’s wrong? I’ll be over the second this show is over, don’t fret your pretty mind. I love you, minime.


Why does it always Rain on Me by Travis
Oh, where did the blue skies go?

Here’s a song for little from big.
For those of you playing at home, this is for Tran from Ty.
Yeah, I’ve got notes telling me nicknames connected to real names.
Look at this list, D.
Good grief.


Dakota: (laughs) if you give me a few minutes with it when we’re over, I bet I can add more and fix it for you. Just slide it over here.


Young- Hollywood Undead
We are strong but we don't belong

Here’s another one from Ty because he got it in before anyone else could make another request.
This one is for Fiona, his little sister in law from what I hear.


Dakota: See, little pink? You’re in good hands. Don’t be so down on yourself, gorgeous.


Little Sister- Jewel
Hey little sister, heard you went to Mr. So and So knock-knock-knocking on his door again last night

Oh, Ty, they’re listening, clearly.
This is from Fiona and Trandon with love.


Dakota: Would you look at that? They’ve got some snark in them. Love those two more than most of that house.. Sorry guys.

Big brother for Sale- the Olsen Twins
Buy him now, don't pay 'til June.

This is another anon for Dez.
Hey, German, call in and talk to us!


Dakota: He’s German? (gasp)

He’s German!


Escape to the Stars- Cinema
I've always been the one to speak my mind

Heh, this one is for Eff Emm.
No other explanation needed.


Dakota: What’s an Eff Emm? Is it like Mmmmm?

I think you could definitely say that. From what I can tell, anyway.


Get My Rocks Off- Marilyn Manson
I may do you one time, and I may do you more

And then we’re back to the nicknames.
I worry about what your name for me.
Frat boy doesn’t really work.
But anyway, this is for Kitten.


Dakota: Frat boy… I could make you love that one. Let me moan it, just once. I bet you’d love it.

Go for it. From that side of the board.

Sin- Nine Inch Nails
Your need for me has been replaced

This one is from Ali.
It goes out to Ray.
I guess you guys made friends over the tour.
You can have Jayde.


Dakota: (laughs) Clearly the girls need a girl’s night out, on Micah’s dime.


Get the Party Started - Pink
Pumpin’ up the volume, breaking down to the beat.

Jayde has been awfully active tonight.
This song goes out to Sin.
Interesting choice.


Dakota: This is one of my favorites from that vampire movie! Lost Boys or something? So good.


People are Strange - Echo & The Bunnymen
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted.

Dear Andy, I don’t know you but D does.
This is an anon to you, but not from her.
Enjoy.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, poor little giant. You seem to have a lot of admirers. I’m going to count up later to see how many songs you’ve gotten. I think you’re around three?


Addictd - Saving Abel
Oh the sounds you make, with every breath you take.

This song is for Missy.
We haven’t had many dedications to her, just from her.
It’s from Brake.
Brake, aren’t you touring with Warped this year?
Hit us up with a song and I’ll play it.


Dakota: (laughs) you ask questions as if they’re going to reply to you. You need to pay attention to the forum, DJ. He’s playing Warped, all of you need to head on out there.

Do I look like I have time for all that? Besides. They text in most of the time. See? He said yes and he requires airplay.


The Mixed Tape - Jack’s Mannequin
I’m writing you a symphony of sound.

I jerk you around, but I’m glad you’re happy.
This song is dedicated to Fallon from her number one girl Lucy.
D, can you believe the mush these guys express?
Shut up.


Dakota: It’s so cute though! I’m in lesbian with those girls.

I saw it on your Keyboard - Hellogoodbye
There exists a star above that always steals my stare.

Oh, hey, that thing I said about Andy?
Here, I’ll let you do it, DJ Double D.
It is your fangirl after all.


Dakota: My fangirl is getting around. We’re up to four, puddin’. You need to find your way to my bed this weekend.


The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Fiona is dedicating this one to the Tiny Dancer.
This makes me laugh, only because if it’s who I think it is, yeah.
Stop by Right Track.
Tomorrow night is Amateur Night.
Try your moves out on stage.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, poor Mmmm. Your pink is pokin’ fun. It’s okay, you’re still gorgeous.


Tiny Dancer - Dead Mau5
You had a busy day today.

This song is from Echo to Ali.
This song is never going to get old.
Be glad I like you both somewhat, because the dedication ruins it for me.


Dakota: Why’s it ruin for you? You should be glad they’re still gettin’ some! They’re an old couple now. Besides, your sister in law is fu-(bleep) gorgeous! Your entire family is. Lucky man.


The Animal In Me- Motley Crue
It's the darker side of lust, it's the other side of us

Oh ho, another song for Eff Emm.
Eff Ess must really be feeling generous tonight.


Dakota: Clearly this Eff Ess knows what the hell is going on, I need to meet them too.


Filth- Marilyn Manson
Don't try to judge me, you're just as filthy

It always makes me laugh how people really listen and jump when they get a request.
This is for Eff Ess.


Little Toy Soldier – David Bowie
Little Sadie got ambitious and wound the clockworks tighter so he could whip her harder and harder.

D, I’ll let you introduce this song to Ty.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, Bat. This is for you, sent with love. (laughs, making kiss noise)

*laughing so hard he can’t actually respond*


Secret – The Veronicas
Cause I always throught you were gay.

Hahaha, Sin always makes me laugh.
She wanted to counteract some of the terrible music that’s been played tonight.
Have at it!


Dakota: This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted better music… I’ll take it though.


Filthy Little Secret- Cradle of Filth
For in the dead of night she spasms with orgasmic flair

I think you guys planned this.
The next two songs are for Trandon.
This one is from your favorite male dancer.
No, not Trevor.


Dakota: (laughs) His favorite male dancer is Trev though. I think you might have been misinformed.

Take it up with the requester, Double D.


Bang Bang Bang Bang – Sohodolls.
Don’t you want to bang?

This one is from our own Double D.
Take it away.


Dakota: (laughs) This is meant with love, kittenchow. (meows softly)


You Get What You Give - New Radicals
Age 14, they got you down on your knees.

Here is a song for Fiona from Brake.
This is also last call, kids.
Only a few more songs left before DJ Double D has to get out of here.


Dakota: I don’t want to go! I do want to serenade Micah with this one though.


You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
Did you forget about me?

This song is for M.
I don’t get to play much T. Mills.
I don’t really want to.
He’s alright, but there are better rappers out there.


Dakota: (gasps) How can you not like T. Mills? He’s a god in the sack. I’ll end up in his bed one day, you mark my words.


The Boom - T. Mills
I wanna hit it like a baseball bat.

Of course I say that, and then M fires back.
This is for Fiona.
This song makes me laugh.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, I like this. You two keep it up, I want more T.Mills on this radio!


She Got A… - T. Mills
I smoke like a motherfucking chimney.

This isn’t funny anymore.
Except that it kind of is.
Is this a sword fight?
This is from Andy for Fiona.


Dakota: (laughs) Oh, no sword fights goin’ on. I promise you, Micah. Those two can get along when she’s around very well.. (snickers)


Purr Like a Cat –T Mills and Jeffree Star
You had this need for a man.

Trandon is dedicating this to himself and Fiona.
I’ve never played Haley Rose before.
Hell, I’ve never heard this song before.
Hopefully it doesn’t suck.


Dakota: Who’s Haley Rose?

From the internet, she’s a gothy little blonde with an interesting voice and a connection to Blood on the Dance Floor. That explains it.

Make Believe – Haley Rose
Stop your worrying, it’s only make believe.

I’m going to send this one out to all my listeners tonight.
It’s late.
You need to get your ass up and move.
Stop calling, stop texting, shut up and dance.


Dakota: This wasn’t what I was thinking when I said that I wanted to hear more dance shit.. I’ll let it slide.


Shut Up & Dance – Team Heartbreak
Say it with your hips, girl.

And finally, to close out the show, here is DJ Double D to introduce our last song of the night.


Dakota: (laughs) Alright all you Kittens, Puppies, and other creatures… Listen up, this is just in time for prom season. Make sure you get it played at your prom!


Prom Night – DJ Double D (Jeffree Star)
Dress me up, paint the town, spike the punch, got me gone, I’m blown, I’m out to lunch.

This is where we say good night, good luck, and until next TRT, stay gold Pony Boy.
Or something.


Dakota: Look at him quoting The Outsiders. (laughs) Goodnight world, if you’re planning to stay up for a few hours I’m spinning down at [[insert address]] so come on down and listen to me tonight!

Do you ever get used to the whole we have no seasons here deal? I mean, not complaining that I'm not shivering right now, but it's really weird. I'm Jolene, or Jo, or JJ, or some other name that I didn't know you called me.

I'm late! I know. I guess at least not late on the period aspect. If I was, I think my husband's doctor would get a lot of words, and my husband well, his penis would be getting a cold stare from now until eternity. Okay, maybe not that long. I couldn't handle it, but it would get a stare. Hey LA, I'm Nikki. Mommy of five. I used to make babies now I bartend a bar, what do you do?

It’s that time again, kids.
Time for Total Request Thursdays.
Let’s get this party started with a good song!
This one is from way back, for Nine love Eva

Small Things – Blink 182
Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill

Here’s on I haven’t heard in ages.
This song is for one of my favorite people.
It’s not from me, it’s from anon.
For Sin.

The Reason - Hoobastank
I’ve found a reason to show a side of me you didn’t know.


This makes me think that I’m going to have to put a ban on girl bands early.
This one is from Cali to her boyfriend Dez.
Cali, realize this is only allowed because it’s you.

Stickwitu- Pussycat Dolls
Nobody ever made me feel this way.


I think we’ve done this song before.
It’s not a terrible song, but it’s kind of a mushy love song.
This is for… here we go again…
This is for Cupcake from Kitty Boy.
Really, guys?

Lovestruck – Blood on the Dance Floor
You are my other half.


This one is requested by my beautiful wife.
I’m pretty sure the only reason she’s awake is because she has Sage tonight.
Love you, wife.

Taxi Driver – Gym Class Heros
She played games but she took ‘em too far.


This is another throw back song for me.
I’m digging this trend, because they’re at least good songs.
This one is for M from B.
At least they’re letters and not ridiculous nicknames.
Enjoy!

Lips of an Angel - Hinder
It’s really good to hear your voice saying my name.


I can’t remember the last time I’ve heard this song.
This one is from Big to Little.
For fruitcake’s sake.

Been to Hell- Hollywood Undead
Yeah, you’ve seen it all before, but the wolf’s outside your door.


This one goes out to the lovely Ms. Kota from Trandon.
His words, not mine.
I… can’t even believe I’m playing this song.

Glamazon - RuPaul
She’s gonna work that sexy body so sexual.


Another request for Kota, this time from Markus.
I’m not going to forgive you, Kota, for earning these requests.
I’m revoking the right to request for some of you.

As Long As You Love Me – Justin Bieber
Us, Trust, a couple of things I can’t spell without you.


Classic punk.
We don’t get enough of this.
This is for Fallon from Raine.
Good choice, girls.

World Full of Hate – Dropkick Murphys
Toe to toe, friend or foe, it’s all that I know.


Welcome home, but I’m voting you off the island for this.
For Echo, from his wife, Ali.

Back at One – Brian McKnight
You know you’ve got the keys to my heard.


This is an anonymous request for Dom.
That is all.

Inject Me Sweetly – Blood on the Dance Floor ft Jeffree Star
I don’t want anything, It’s just what I need.


Remember what I said about revoking requesting rights?
Lucy, I’m about to revoke yours, and not because of the song choice for once.
Word choice is key.
For Babeums and Birdie.
You owe me.

Maybe I’m Amazed – Paul McCartney
Baby, I’m amazed at the way you pulled me out of time.


This is another anonymous request.
This one is for Trandon.
I love anon requests, but I can’t give you shit about it if I don’t know you.

My Favorite Accident – Motion City Soundtrack
With accidents you never know what could have been.


Another Gym Class Heroes song?
I approve of this on the stance that he has decent lyrics for a rapper.
This one is for Missy, hah, from MMF.
What?

Queen and I – Gym Class Heroes
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities.


Ahaha, this makes me laugh.
This one is for Eff Em from Eff Es.
I bet he’ll be surprised.

Breaking the Same Old Ground – Marilyn Manson
I was out looking for something new.


This is for Eff Es from Eff Em.
How do you people do this?
I won’t complain because I’m in the mood for Manson.

Pistol Whipped – Marilyn Manson
I wanna have you ache and beat you too.


Here’s another one from Lucy.
It better be good this time.
It’s for Fallon, her little birdie.

Sexy Chick – David Guetta ft Akon
I’ma try to find the words to describe this girl.


Another Blood on the Dance Floor request?
Is this band turning into the new Ke$ha?
Am I going to have to ban them, too?
This one is for Sin.

Horrifically Delicious – Blood on the Dance Floor
Strap me down, tie me up.


This is for Thing Two from Thing One.
I mean for Cali from Eva.
This is a very weird song to request for your twin, so I’m concerned.
Eva, you never get any more normal.

What What in the Butt - Samwell
What what, in the butt!


This is another song for Trandon from anon.
Either you’ve developed a lot of stalkers, or someone has feelings for you, man.

Reveal Too Much - The Honorary Title
I hope that I’m not revealing too much.


Why are you siblings so weird?
This is for Mars from Romeo.
Things keep getting weirder when these brothers request songs for each other.

Baby Got Back – Sir Mix Alot
Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt.


This one is from Fiona.
I don’t think I’ve heard from this person before.
This song is for her favorite Fallon.
I think Fallon is a favorite for a lot people, Fiona.
Hop in line.

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead – Set It Off
Me and the TV are enemies.


I love Lady Gaga like almost everyone.
This just sounds questionable.
You people are pervs.
This is for Brake from Cov.
It’s not love, but it’s the best game.
What?

Love Games – Lady Gaga
It involves some heavy touching, yeah.


Ok, I have to do this one just like it was said on the phone.
This is for my Mmmmm.
Oh, Kota, you make me laugh.
I should have let you do this one yourself.

Addicted – Simple Plan
And after all we’ve been through, I’m still a dick.

This song is for Stasia.
When I said I like Gym Class Heroes, I didn’t intend for you to request a lot of them.
Don’t ruin this band for me, people.

Cupid’s Chokehold – Gym Class Heroes
She’s got eyes comparable to the sunrise.

Trandon got through yet again.
This one is for Big with a promise to dance to it when he gets home.
I’m not sure what that even means, but it sounds wrong.
Trandon, does that mean you’re Little?

Stupid Boy – T Mills
I’m a smart dude, I’m tryna get my learn on.


This is an interesting song.
I haven’t heard it in a long time.
Is Good Charlotte even still a band?
This song is for Ray from Hawke.
Be prepared, because I have like three requests in a row.
You folks have to be faster for people like him.

Riot Girl – Good Charlotte
She’s pissed off at everyone.


Here’s another one for Ray!

Knock on Wood – Eddie Floyd
She fills my loving cup.


Oops, I was wrong.
Trandon got another one in before the next song for Ray.
Would someone please pay attention to this guy so he’ll get off my request line?!
This one is for Trevor

Want You Bad – The Offspring
I want you, all tattooed, I want you bad!


Back to songs for Ray.

Punk Rock Princess – Something Corporate
Maybe when the walls are smaller there will be more space.


Another throw back to my past.
I don’t know if I should feel old or not, but this was a favorite of mine in middle school.
This song is for Andy from DJ Double D.
Wait, a song for the fangirl?
Nice.

Sex and Candy – Marcy Playground
Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction?


Missy said this is dedicated to herself.
That’s Missy.
Never change.

The Weekend - Millionaires
I just wanna live fast, party have, make money, be a star.


This is dedicate to fans of MCR from Gavin.
I’m kind of sad to see them go, too, man.

Black Parade – My Chemical Romance
The world will never take my heart.


This is another song for Dom.
You’re popular this week.
I can’t say you’ve ever had so many requests.
Congrats.

You and Me and the Devil Makes 3 – Marilyn Manson
If you get in bed, someone will fall in love.


This one is for Andy, from Fiona.
It sounds like you guys are getting into some trouble!

Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off – Panic! At the Disco
Let’s get these teen hearts beating faster faster.


This one is for Ty from Kota.
I don’t even know what to think about this.
It’s Prince.
What do you say about Prince?
He’s classic.
Kota’s got good taste.

Get Off - Prince
You plus me, what a ride.


This one is for Ariel.
I feel like you had this band requested for you last time.

Cruise – Florida Georgia Line
Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise.


I was wondering when we’re hear from you, Nine.
I can always count on you to request something that is off the wall from the rest of the other listeners.
P.S. Congratulations.
This is for Eva.

Out Of My League – Fitz and the Tantrums
I think my girl mistakes me for somebody else


This is another one for Trandon.
I think you get the award this week.
It’s from Andrew, who says he misses your Thursday nights together.
Weird song choice for missing someone, if you ask me.

Sluts Get Guts – Blood on the Dance Floor
I'm the worst kind of monster cause I'm all in your head.


I think you might be tied with Trandon, Andy.
This one is dedicated to Andy from B.
How many times are we going to play Stalker versus Love?

Flavor of the Week – American Hi Fi
He don’t know anything about her.


This song is from Lucy.
You must have gotten busy, because you’ve been quiet.
This song is dedicated to Trev.

Hey Baby – No Doubt
All the boys get the girls in the back.


Nice.
A song from my beautiful wife.
You’d think we’d have more romantic songs to dedicate to each other.

Bedroom Talk – The Staring Line
I will always love you.


This song is dedicated to Trandon, surprise surprise, love Lucy and Fallon.
Listen carefully, widdle brother.
I think I like this song better than the last one we had.

We Don’t Belong – Black Veil Bride
Get back up when they push you down.


This song is for Brake from Missy.
I was going to make a stalker joke, but I think this is actually legit.
Good luck with that.

Catch Me if You Can - Millionaires
I’ll break your heart like I break the law.


This song is actually from one if my favorite bands.
This song is for Markus from Little Pink.
I’m going to start writing these down and putting two and two together.
And then no more nicknames ever.

Tie Me Down – Every Avenue
I’ll be here in pieces when you finally pull the pin.


This one is for Lucy for all of her fellow monsters.
Are you Lady Gaga now?
Because I thought you were Robin.

Monsters – Matchbook Romance
You bleed for me, I’ll bleed for you.


This one is for Gavin from Raine.
The Used has so many fans, but we rarely play them.
I’m glad to actually have a reason to play them.

Blue and Yellow – The Used
Should have done something, but I’ve done it enough.


Lucy must be on a break or something.
This is another song for Tran.
This is a personal favorite song for me.
It makes me think of my dad.
Enjoy the song, Tran.

Simple Man - Shinedown
Troubles will come, and they will pass.


Seriously?
Trandon.
What did you do?
This one is anon.
It has to be one of the better covers I’ve heard.

Careless Whisper - Seether
I’m never gonna dance again.


This one is dedicated to Calista, the beautiful blonde.
Hahaha.
Dez says he is looking forward sharing your space.

Your Knight – Monochrome Heart
I’ll be your knight, only for you.

Missy and Brake.
I feel like this is becoming a thing!
Another Good Charlotte song.
What sparked the throw backs?
Should we start doing themed TRTs?

Bloody Valentine – Good Charlotte
Not tell-tale heart was left to find.


Dear Kota, stop having amazing musical tastes.
You make everyone else look bad.
And then you pick songs like this.
No offense, my dear listeners.
This song is for Trevor.

You Drive Me Crazy - Britney Spears
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night.


If this is the house I’m thinking about, this makes me laugh.
Fiona dedicates this to all of her housemates tonight.
I know you’re listening because you’ve all made requests.
Enjoy!

Animals - Nickleback
We’re never gonna quit, nothing wrong with it.


And she’s back, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m glad you corrected the problem!
I haven’t listened to Lords of Acid in probably a decade.
I know I haven’t played them here.
You people are in for a treat.
Oh, right.
This is for the pussy cat.
Again.
Did you know cat references mean Trandon?
Now you do.

Pussy – Lords of Acid
My pussy’s just the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen.


I have to wonder if you all broke Trandon.
He hasn’t piped up in a while.
This is yet another anon.
I think it’s different from the other anons?
Stalkers.
For sure.

When I’m With You – Simple Plan
I know there's a million reasons why I shouldn't call.


This song is for Echo from his platonic lifemate Hawke.

Scream with Me - Mudvayne
Stand in the closet and scream with me.


This is a, you guessed it, song dedicated to Trandon!
This time, it’s from Lucy.
I hope you feel loved, sir.

Beautiful – Christina Aguilera
You’re beautiful in every single way.


We’re getting close to the end of our time, so I’ll squeeze this one in while I can.
This song is for my beautiful wife.
I love you.

Romantic Dreams - Deftones
I promise to watch and raise your babies.


This song is dedicated to Trandon.
I can’t even make this up, folks.
Trevor says hold on for 10 more minutes, whatever that means.

Kandyland - Brokencyde
My Butterfly, I’m happy when you’re with me.


This song is for Fiona from your dear faux big sister, Raine.

Ghouls - Horrorpops
It’s like I’m the wife of Halloween.


Remember what I said earlier.
This song is for the kitten from anonymous.
You people make me sigh dramatically.
Hear it? *SIGH*

Curse of Me – Wednesday 13
I’m sorry that you couldn’t escape.


This song is for Batman, love Poison Ivy.
I’ve been waiting for this all night!
What took you so long?!

Like the Sun – The Bouncing Souls
Avoiding everything I’m afraid to be, but your heart shines a light.


Oh, she said it’s been a very busy night at work.
This song is for Robin, love Poison Ivy.
I hope you people are listening.

Lifetime – The Bouncing souls
When we’re together, there is no time, there is no space.


Yes, I realize I am playing three sounds from the same requester in the row.
I’m only doing this because she begged me.
This is important, she says.
This song is for The Riddler and Catwoman

Better Things – The Bouncing Souls
Here’s wishing you the bluest skies.


This song is for Stasia from Romeo.
I realize you sent it in earlier in the night, but it got eaten.
Sorry, but at least it’s getting played!

Seasons – Good Charlotte
I just want one more night with you.


Look, Fallon, you can text your requests.
She’s doubling up because she doesn’t want to knock anyone else out of requesting.
I wonder if she can hear my eyes rolling.
Can you?
This song is dedicated to Raine and Fiona for obvious reasons.
I can’t say I’ve ever played this particular cover of this song.

I Know what Boys Like – The Bouncing Souls
They want to touch me, I never let them.


This is the last one, I swear.
She will be cut off after this, folks.
You have to have met her to really understand.
She’s dedicating this last request to all of the lovelies that spend time at their house that she has forgotten.
She rattled off a list of about six names, but I honestly cannot remember.
If you hang out at the MitchellTaylorFletcher commune, this song is for you.

You’re So Rad – The Bouncing Souls
You’re so rad.


This song is from Lucy to her favorite Ty.
That was probably the shorted dedication she’s ever made.
I think it’s because I effing banned Ke$ha and she’s requesting it anyway.
Book to the head on Easter.

Only Wanna Dance With You – Ke$ha
Used to dancing alone, now it doesn’t matter.


This is another decent Kota choice.
Thank you ma’am for helping me recover from Ke$ha.
It’s dedicated to her Mmmmm, again.

Clothes Off! – Gym Class Heroes
I change my name to, "Did he really just say that shit?"


Sweet baby Jesus.
Dear Tran, I hope you’re still alive.
I was kidding about you getting off my request line.
Here is another anon song for you, sliding in right under the deadline for this show.

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge
It’s cute in a way, til you cannot speak.


Trev is dedicating this song to all of Los Angeles tonight.
Everyone needs a Gee Eff Ay, or at least a Bee Eff Ay.
Pardon ALL of the bleeps.

G.F.A. – Blood on the Dance Floor
G.F.A. baby that's why I'm standing here


Well, listeners, that’s it.
The request lines are shut down for the night.
It’s time for me to get out of this booth and time for you to find something better to do.
Take us with you by using the iheartradio app on your mobile device, though.
I’m going to leave you with one more song, in case you’ve missed it.
Here’s the new song by Thirty Seconds to Mars.
I’m dedicating it to myself and to all of you.

Up In The Air – Thirty Seconds To Mars
I’ll wrap my hands around your neck so tight with love.

Sup, folks? I'm Cov, and I'm new to this forum thing. Shit, relatively new to the whole ridiculous social media scene. Don't get that confused with the social scene, because I have a beautiful fucking handle on that. I don't have a facebook, my myspace died years ago, and I only recently joined twitter. The ONLY reason I joined twitter was to keep up with my favorite bands and musicians. That's how I heard about the meet and greet held recently with my favorite small time DJ, DJ Double D. She is AHFUCKINGMAZING. She spins better than any rave DJ out there. I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a fucking fangirl for that pink haired bitch. Someone got my fangirling on video, too.

Dear DJ Double D,

Love me <3

So, that said, because it has nothing to do with anything that I can tell, who is your favorite person to follow on twitter and why? Make it good. I have a lot of down time when the models are fucking around in hair and make up.

WHO: Lucy and Ty
WHEN: Thursday March 7
WHERE: Their House
WHAT: Scaring the fuck out of Lucy
WARNINGS: Language, sexual references

( That’s how I’m going to die; it’s why Snorlax is supposed to be trained to eat anyone when I say the command. )

My name is Markus. I'm a 22 year old male from Pomonoa, California. I like long walks on the beach, rolling my hips til bitches throw money at me, long romantic blow jobs, and baking cakes. I like smoking marathons with my biffle, because fuck knows we can out smoke Cheech and Chong. I enjoy going to raves,dancing to my favorite DJ's latest spin set, and experimenting with cake flavors. Oh, and I like girls that look like ( this. )

Wait, this isn't a personal ad? Fuck. Well then. Let me just sell myself to you, because I fucking can. Come see me dance down at Right Track! It'll be worth every cent you stuff into my waistband. Or! Come eat dessert at Omni. It's high class and expensive because it's fucking tasty. You'll be glad you did. It'll make your girl or your boy slide right out of their panties, I promise.

Enough of that fuckery. Time for srs bzns.

So, everyone has scars. I have scars you wouldn't believe. Which of your scars has the most interesting story. Interesting doesn't mean exciting, bitches. Interesting can be good or bad, and isn't because you tripped up a curb one night when you were drunk off your ass (not looking at you at all biffle).

Who: Carrie & Connie
When: Sunday Late Night, February 18th
Where: The Guest House
What: Waking Connie up with kisses
Rating: R for sexual content and language
Status: Complete

( Oh, like being a whore in the house is a crime! )

It’s that time again!
Welcome to TRT, where I’m here to make your musical dedication dreams come true.
I was supposed to have a cohost tonight, but I guess she got sidetra-
Wait, what’s this?
It’s Lucy Taylor, better known as Ruby from Silver Reign.
Looking like a hot mess, I’m not even going to ask.
No, yes I am.
What were *you* doing before you got here?

Lucy: *giggles* I was slightly distracted by Batdaddy. He started it, I’m sorry. I promise, I’ll be on my worst behavior while here.

Ok, ok, enough of these shenanigans!
I don’t usually start these off with love songs, but…
Well, a kitty boy told me it was of the utmost importance he share this with his cupcake.
Gross, I know.
Call me a sap, apparently this is a big deal.
Lucy, you know anything about this?

Lucy: *giggles* Not a single clue, but Cupcake is totally special.


Pocket Full of Sunshine – Natasha Bedingfield
Take me away to better days.


-
This is a double dedication.
I’m seeing this more and more, listeners.
What is going on in your kinky little worlds?
Anyway, this is dedicated to Batman and Robin from Poison Ivy.

Lucy: Clearly we’re just having more fun than you, Mr. Dj. Get out more! Live a little! Three isn’t a crowd anymore!

Give It 2 Me - Madonna
If you can handle it, undress me.


-
I haven’t heard this song in forever.
I really like this song.
Rhianna is kind of boss, shut your mouth, Lucy.
How to explain this dedication… S&M for S&D?
That’s what that says, right Luce?
Anyway, enjoy!

Lucy: Is that even allowed? S&M for S&D? Slave Master, Slave Dominant? *giggles* sorry

No! Wait, I lied, because, look, Lucy, what do you see?
YES!
Another request for S&M, so let me hit that one up.
This one goes to Fallon from her secret boyfriend.
Why are you making that face?

Lucy: *giggles* Secret boyfriend? He’s totally got some competition of the red headed variety. Poor boy, you don’t stand a chance.

S&M - Rhianna
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.


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I’m sorry, Nine, but I laughed so hard because I know you both so well.
This one is from Nine to his princess.
Sounds kinky.

Lucy: I don’t get it, how’s it kinky? Hi, Nine!

Super Freak – Rick James
That girl’s alright with me!


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Oh, hey, Lucy, this one is for you, so you can’t do it, haha.
You’re a special red head and you’re beautiful, so just smile for me.
That’s what it says!
I think your little bird likes you, gross.

Lucy: Gross?! Why gross? *gasp* I like my little birdie, bunches. Totally more than you! Thank you little birdie! *kissy noise*

Who Says – Selena Gomez
Who says you’re not perfect? Who says you’re not worth it?


-
Fallon, don’t you have something better to do then text in requests?
No, I suppose not.
This one is for Raine for obvious reasons.

Lucy: *Giggles* Let her keep texting, I think it’s fun.

TTYLXOX – Bella Thorne
I found this boy who said you’re sweet.


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Short and sweet, this one.
I like those.
Have a cookie and keep your head up, Carebear.
Lucy, I’m blaming you for all these sappy requests, because they weren’t this bad on Valentine’s day.

Lucy: I’ve no idea how this is my fault, but I have a friend named Carrie! So, we can pretend it’s my fault…

Keep Your Head Up – Andy Grammer
I know it’s hard to remember sometimes.


-
This one is for the girl under that tattoos.
Cryptic.
Well, here you go, nameless girl!

Burlesque – Christina Aguilera
She’s a whole lot of glam, sweat, sugar, sex, spice!

-
More Halestorm.
You girls really are my heros.
This is for Hawke from Ray.

Lucy: They sound like cartoon characters! So cute!

I’m Not An Angel – Halestorm
I don’t have wings to fly.


-
This one goes out to Dez, the German.
Don’t worry, Cali, it’s not dedicated to you, he just wanted to hear it, or so he says.
I’m pretty sure you could be obscene for him if he asked, though.
Too much?
Didn’t think so.

Lucy: *giggles* You say I’m bad? Really?

Mobscene – Marilyn Manson
The world told us Sin’s not good, but we know it’s great.


-
Lucy, I’m going to let you do this one because Trandon lives in your house.

Lucy: What? How’s that make it my doing? Is it to or from my favorite widdle brother?

From Tran, to Trevor. Wait. What? Do we all know this now?

Lovestruck – Blood on the Dance Floor
Forget our battered past, the futures that we have.

-
Yes, I’m hijacking this one to play a song for my wife.

Lucy: *gasp* Is that allowed? That’s totes cheating!

My show, my rules.

How To Love – Lil Wayne
See you had a lot of moments that didn’t last forever.


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This one is for Ariel.
Because you have nothing to worry about ever.
Don’t hate because it’s country.
He said that, I didn’t.
Clearly I’m going to hate.
I hate you all for some of the songs you request!

Lucy: Keep requesting country! Do Carrie Underwood next!

Get Your Shine On – Florida Georgia Line
Slide that little sugar shaker over here.


-
It is no longer the Valentine’s Day show, people!
I cannot make this clear enough.
Cali, this is for you.
I’m about to put a ban on the mush.
Shut it, Lucy, we all know you love love.
Speaking of… OW!

Lucy: *sound of her smacking his arm* Don’t stop requesting it! Don’t let this big ol’ party pooper dampen your love! Love is amazing and should totally be expressed at any chance you can! This one is not only for Cali, but for all the lovers. Love, me

Lover of the Light – Mumford and Sons

So love the one you hold, and I’ll be your goal.

-
This is dedicate this to all of the smokers out there.
Sounds like someone has gotten into their stash.
Just remember, puff, puff, pass, right Luce?

Lucy: I don’t know what you could be talking about…. Not at all. I’m innocent.

Pot Shop – Macklemore Thrift Shop Parody
Hello, hello, my main man Obama, a couple states have just reformed their laws on marijuana.


-
Lucy and I were talking during the break.
We need something you can dance to.
Have some Skrillex, people.
Remember this is TRT, not Love Sick Anonymous.

Lucy: Thank you for the dance music! You can love love, but make it fun people! Give me something to dance to!

Bangarang - Skrillex
Shouts to all my lost boys, we rowdy.


-
This song is dedicated, ever so sweetly to Tyrus, from Fallon.
Cute.
Stop it, you.

Lucy: *giggles* Why is this ever so sweetly? It’s cute, shush it. I love BVB!

Rebel Love Song – Black Veil Brides
It’s do or die.


-
You’re making feel weird, now, woman.
I’m going to play this for you because I keep bringing you into the booth.

Lucy: I told you this last time, you’re totally in love with me. I know, it’s okay. We have a rehab for this.

I’m In Love With a Stripper – T-Pain
Out of all the girls, she be the hottest.


-
Oh, it’s magical when you request songs I’ve never heard before.
I can’t even, I don’t know what this song is.
Anyway, this is for Trandon, from Trevor.

Fantasyland – Blood on the Dance Floor
I really wanna show you how to roll my way.


-
This one is for you, Luce, so I’m going to let you intro it.

Lucy: For me? From who? *gasp* Thank you, whoever!

From your other half, of course, Trevor Luxx.

Dirty Dancer – Enrique Iglesias
She’s a dirty, dirty dance, never ever lonely.


-
This is an anonymous dedication to The Kitten.
Good song, weird dedication.

Lucy: *giggles* Oh, Kitten seems to get around.

Special Pets - Otep
I need to know with certainty that the nectar was worth the squeeze.


-
This one is dedicated to Romeo.
I think it’s pretty self explanatory.
At least it isn’t Ke$ha or Blood on the Dance Floor, so I’ll let the mush slide this time.

Lucy: Should I start calling in requests for my other love? Britney Spears? Or how about Xtina?

You and I – Cassie Steele
I stumbled in, you helped me stand.


-
FINALLY!
I’ve been waiting for one of you people to show me some real love.
This is an anonymous dedication to Dom.
Really?
Interesting, but I’ll allow it!

Here’s to Us - Halestorm
And everything could change like that…


-
Oh, really?
Poison Ivy, this is for you.
Haven’t we been here before?

Lucy: We heard Rebel Love Song, which is just as amazing. This man’s voice is to die for!

Rebel Yell – Black Veil Brides
In the midnight hour, she cried more more more.


-
Another one from this band? Really?
For Little, love Big.
I’m sure there’s important meaning here, but I’m at a loss for it.
You should really listen to the lyrics, though.

Lucy: I love you both. *kissy noises*

Rise and Shine – Blood on the Dance Floor
I’m taking back what is mine.


-
Oh listeners, you’re getting as bad as Pacey, Dawson, and Joey.
This one goes out to Robin.
Why are you giggling, Lucy?

Lucy: *Fit of giggles* Mmm, I can’t tell you! If I tell you then I’ll be outing my superhero self, and that’s totally not allowed! I’d have to kill you.

Phenomenon - Brokencyde
So right, but feels so wrong.


-
Is Blood on the Dance Floor turning into the new Ke$ha?
What is this?
Oh, I know what this is, ha.
Go ahead, Trandon, they’re all ears.

Ok, um. So. This song is dedicated to a really special chick named Britni. Yeah, Britni, bitch. She’s a very special girl, like I said. So special, in fact, she’s going to be star of her very own website. You should check it out. The videographer was fu-reaking epic. Really premium material. It will be worth every penny, I swear! Just go to www.whosthejokenow.com. Check us out! You’re welcome Brit! D.I.A.F. Thanks Micah!

Uh, did you just plug a porn site on my radio show?
I’m coming for you, Tran.

Lucy: *Giggles* I’ve no idea who that is, but you two are fun. Love you Tran!

Revenge Porn – Blood on the Dance Floor
Welp, we just wanna see you naked.


-
Do you guys sit down and plan these things out?
Dez, this is from Cali.
You make my teeth hurt, you weirdos.

Lucy: They have secret meetings, you apparently weren’t invited because you’re married. Sorry, pookie!

My Heart - Paramore
It’s been so long since I’ve heard the sound of my only hope.


-
Ahahaha, this is why you are awesome.
Cali dedicates this song to Eva, with specific instructions.
I know you’re listen to this at work!
Get up on the bar and dance.
Hell, all of you listeners out there, work it out.

Lucy: *Giggles* Show us some of your best moves! Can they do that? You have to dance too, get your ass up and dance with me, old man!

If I Die Tomorrow – Far East Movement
Shake that jello, this your jam


-
Thank you Echo.
Lucy, you can take this one.

Lucy: Why are we thanking my boss man? This one is to his wifey!

Hell on High – Motley Crue
Gets top billing with her hip shake divine.


-
Ah, Luce, I’m going to let you do this dedication for Brake.

Lucy: Aw, Brakey! You’re totes someone’s booty cal! Keep those feels to yourself, big boy. *giggles*

Booty Call – Ke$ha
Don’t get attached when I call you up.


-
Hey, giggles. This one is dedicated to you, so you get to introduce it.

Lucy: *Giggles* Really?! Thank you! I love Ke$ha! Micah, come on, dance! It’s fun!

We R Who We R – Ke$ha
We’re dancing like we’re dumb.


-
I don’t usually play this kind of stuff.
In fact, I think Al is the only one that ever requests it.
But here you go, for Mars from Ariel.

Got Your Back – T.I.
For better days, or for worse.


-
I don’t…I can’t even…What?
This one goes out to Carebear and Rabbit duck.
So.
Weird.

Lucy: *giggles* what the hell is a rabbit duck?

Dinosaur – Ke$ha
You can strut around with your sexy tank of oxygen.

-
Go ahead, Lucy.
Show me your DJ skills.

Lucy: *giggles* gladly! I’ll take your job any day. We can swap, you go dance and I’ll work the DJ booth.

Kill the DJ – Green Day
The bullet that you asked for, killing you to death.


-
Really, Luce?
Another song for me?
Alright, go ahead, but they’re going to get the wrong idea.
I love you, wife.

Lucy: *giggles* This song is amazing to dance to! Hi, Micah’s wife!

Freak the Freak Out – Victoria Justice
I scream and shout!


-
Take this one, Lucy, since it’s dedicated to Carrie.

Lucy: Hey Carrie! Carrie, my friend and your tower girl, right? I have to make sure I’m saying hi to the right friend.

Everything Is Alright – Motion City Soundtrack
Give me a reason to end this discussion.


-
Here is a song for Constance.
Come out of your hole and dance, Rainbow Bright.

Lucy: *Giggles* Rainbow bright?

Aliens Exist – Blink 182
We all know conspiracies are dumb.


-
Luce, this is for your birdie.
You introduce it.
But next time you come to the booth, bring her so I can meet her already!!

Lucy: *Gasp* Am I really allowed to? I can totally bring her and batdaddy with me next time! They’d love it, I swear. Hi, little birdie! This one is for you, from your bestie.

Swing Life Away – Rise Against
I’ve got some friends, some that I hardly know, but we’ve had some times that I wouldn’t trade for the world.


-
Ha… hahahaha.
Sin, this is for you, from a secret admirer.
No, it’s not me, or Eff Emm.
I, haha, can’t even, ha…hahaha.

Lucy: What is an Eff Emm? Like the radio station?

Toxic Valentine – All Time Love
Sex and white lies, handcuffs and alibies.


-
This one goes to Stasia from Romeo.
I don’t know if this is going to get you in trouble or laid, man.

Lucy: *Giggles* It’s Britney, bitch. It totes gets him laid.

Selfish – Britney Spears
I’ma show you tonight that I’m a girl and you’re a boy.


-
I thought we were going to make it through the show without playing Ke$ha, honestly.
Saddest dream crusher ever.
To Cali, with a request to dance on the bar again, love Eva.

Lucy: Oh, old man! You already forgot you played dinosaur by her? Horrible, horrible, old man. *giggles*

Shut up, Lucille.

Die Young – Ke$ha
Take my hand, I’ll show you the wild side.


-
Here is another one that is just going out into the ether.
I’ll admit, I’m a big fan of the pretty but angry girl bands.
The Pretty Reckless, no matter what a mess Taylor Momsen really is, has some really great music out there.

Lucy: Taylor Momsen is so creepy looking! Ew. Sorry whoever.

Kill Me – The Pretty Reckless
Every day I wake alone.


-
This song goes out to Tran from my resident co-host.
Have at it, Luce.
Yes, I’m making you do all of your own requests, so stop whining and intro the song.

Lucy: What if I wanted to do these things anonymously? Hm? *giggles* I love you widdle brother. I hope you like this song!

You can’t do anything anonymously, bratface.

Ho Hey – The Lumineers
So show me family.


-
Not going to lie, Eva.
Luce and I were confused by this one, but it’s your dedication, sooooo.
This one goes out to Nine.

Lucy: I bet you there’s a secret love reason, don’t hate DJ.

The A Team – Ed Sheeran
She’s in the class A Team, stuck in her daydream.

-
Now, this is more my style.
Throw back from Al to Echo.
You’re still required to call in while you’re on tour, just so you know.

Lucy: *giggles* Oh wow, really? I haven’t heard this song since I was in high school!

Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang
You do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.


-
This is kind of funny.
Well, no, not funny, terrible actually.
Pacey was going to dedicate this to Joey when Joey called in to dedicate it to Pacey.
There you have it, folks.

Lucy: What? Who? Pacey, Joey, Joey, Pacey? Who? *giggles* What is going on in this studio?

Stubborn Love – The Lumineers
Keep your head up, my love.


-
Oh, this is one of my favorite bands.
Someone out there is paying attention.
This is an anonymous dedication for Birch.
Oh… well, there you go, man.
Ahem.

Lucy: Oh! Birch works with Ty! Hi, Birch! Oh, but this isn’t a nice song is it? I’m sorry!

Let It Die – Three Days Grace
I swear I never meant to let it die.


-
Again with the animals.
This one goes to Rabbit Duck, one name, from an anonymous dedicator.
I won’t hate, or expose, because I like the song and the band.
Enjoy.

Lucy: What the hell is a rabbit duck?! I seriously, someone please call in and tell me? I need to know. This is important information!

Drive - Incubus
And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear.


-
Joey, I’m cutting you off after this.
This one is dedicated to Pacey.
I’m pretty sure Pacey is touched and doesn’t want you to worry at all, Joey.

Lucy: I think I’m figuring out who Pacey is…. *snickers*

Broken - Seether
I don’t feel right when you’re gone away.


-
Oh, you people are getting cheeky now, with your anonymous requests.
This one goes to Ray.
Hey, Ray, call in.
I want to know how the cooking thing is going.

Lucy: Ray is such a bad ass name! You’re like a ray of sunshine!

Love Hurts - Incubus
Love hurts, but sometimes it’s a good hurt.


-
It’s a bro thing.
I get bro things.
To Mars from Romeo.

Run Over By A Truck - Weezer
Give me a ring, tell me to wake up.


-
Ha, this makes me laugh.
It’s dedicated to everyone!
It’s not from me, listeners.
I don’t like you that much, don’t you know that by now?
Still, it’s not a bad song.

Lucy: Oh, I love this band! Good choice, whoever chose it. I think I’d of gone with It Gets Better though!

Carry On - Fun
I’ve never been through hell like that.


-
*cough cough* Oh for the love of…
You play dirty, do you know that?
Shut up Lucy, this one is for Eff Emm.
Halestorm just works for me.
Keep that in mind, listeners.

Lucy: *giggles* Are you okay? Choking on a furball? Stop that.

Tell Me Where It Hurts - Halestorm
Hey did you know you're swapping lies with a dirty girl?


-
Two can play at this game, just so you know.
This song is for Eff Ess.
It’s not as good as yours, but it’s still pretty great.

Lucy: What the hell? These nicknames are lame. What’s Eff Ess, Eff Emm, and that rabbit duck! People, call in, tell me these secrets please!

Beautiful Lie – Thirty Seconds to Mars
I’ve got to remember, this is just a game.


-
This one goes out to a little birdie named Fallon.
I kind of hate this song, but somehow I think you’ll love it because the red head beside me is grinning like an idiot.

Lucy: I promise, you’re going to love it little birdie! I heard it and thought of you! *kissy noises* I heart you! Micah, stop making gagging faces! Don’t make me lick your cheek!

Wanted – Hunter Hayes
As good as you make me feel, I want to make you feel better.


-
No, Lucy, you can’t introduce this song!
Because I said no.
This is from Jayde to the best DJ on the radio right at this very second.

Lucy: OH! Okay, so this is from Jayde to me. Thank you so much, baby! You’re so sweet!

Keep Fishing - Weezer
You’ll never do the things you want.


-
This one is dedicated to you, so introduce it, woman.

Lucy: *gasp* Who?! Who sent me this one? Clearly, they know me. I love this song. Almost beat out Cannibal as my song. *giggles*
Your lover, or boyfriend, or stalker, or something?
Sorry, dude.

Animal - Nickelback
Your mom don’t know that you were missin’


-
This one is a general request, so Lucy, why don’t you introduce it for us?

Lucy: Oh, I love Young the Giant! Their best song is My Body, not this. I love it anyway!

Cough Syrup – Young the Giant
Losing my mind, losing my mind, losing control.


-
Well if it isn’t a dedication for one of my favorite tattoo artists?
Gavin is one of the best, sorry Batdaddy.
If it counts, he says he only hires the best?
Oops, wait, there’s a dedication here, and it’s anonymous.
Sorry mate.

Lucy: *giggles* I absolutely love Gavin! This isn’t from me though! He’s Batdaddy’s bossman, and totally awesome. I’ve got to go see him soon! This band is amazing.

When She Begins – Social Distortion
Minutes seem like hours, days seem like weeks.


-
Echo, I think there’s something you need to tell me, bro.
This is from your, let me get this right, male luffer.
Lucy, did you know about this?

Lucy: *giggles* Why would I know? It isn’t like he brings his boyfriend into work!

I Miss You - Incubus
You do something to me that I can’t explain.


-
This one goes out to Ariel from her lover.
It needs no words, really, am I right, Luce?

Lucy: *Gasp* I didn’t know that she had one of those! Damn, girl. You’re totally a freaking unicorn! I love you! Favorite cuppycake lady ever.

Freaxxx - Brokencyde
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.


-
I’m glad you people have accepted this song onto your playlists.
It is definitely my favorite.
I’m looking forward to Lucy dancing to this while imitating Ty.
Why you ask?
Because it’s dedicated to Ty from his boyfriend because he knows how much you like to dance, Batdaddy.
Yeah, you just made things weird, man.
That’s ok.

Lucy: *giggles* Oh, that’s amazing though! Love you Brakey, you’re totally my favorite of all of Ty’s boyfriends. Come by later!

Thrift Shop - Macklemore
One man’s trash, that’s another man’s come-uppin’s.


-
Have at it, Lucy.
Instead of letting you dedicate a song to Trevor, next time, I’m just going to let him cohost next time.

Lucy: *Gasp* really?! That would be amazing! He’s so awesome, even if I almost beat him up. *giggles* Love you, Trev! *kissy noises*

Should I ask why you almost beat him up?

Don’t Stop The Music - Rihanna
I just came here to party.


-
This one is for Sin from no name.
We could at least try to be a little more creative, people.
At least it’s a really good band.

Lucy: Do you feel like a vampire? *giggles* Best line in that entire song.

Break – Three Days Grace
It’s not right, but I just can’t give it up.


-
You people realize animals don’t listen to the radio, right?
Well, no, that’s not right, because my dogs listen to the radio.
Do your dogs listen to the radio, Luce?
Anyway, kittens, birdies, I don’t know, you guys.
This is from the Kitten from anonymous.

Lucy: *giggles* My birdie listens to the radio, while at work. Don’t be jealous, DJ man, we can find you an animal too! What do you want? A puppy?

Hey Baby – Deadmaus5
Hey baby.


-
Well, apparently I was wrong.
Animals do listen to the radio.
This one is from the kitten for you.
Apparently, you know who you are.

Lucy: *gasp* Oh! This song is so awesome. Good one, Kitten! Meow! *giggles*

Tie Me Down – Every Avenue
Hurt me good before you say goodbye.


-
I love it when you guys are so cryptic.
This one is for Dez from … someone.
Going old school, so no complaints here.

Lucy: *giggles* Ooh, Nirvana. Got to love Kurt Cobain!!!

All Apologies - Nirvana
I wish I was like you, easily amused.


-
Dear batdaddy, take her back.
She’s making me crazy with all of her giggling.
Have a song while you’re at it.

Lucy: Oh! Oh! This one is from me! Heart you, Ty! *kissy noises* Have fun with the oldies and my little birdie tonight! *giggles*

Fuck Time – Green Day
I want to choke you til you’re blue in the face.


-
I think you requested this song last time, Lucy.
Go ahead and make your dedication to Ty and Fallon.
Sap.
Know that I hate you for the Ke$ha, too.

Lucy: *giggles* Did I? I’ve no idea. This is totally their song though, I heart them! *kissy noises* I hope you two love your songs!

Dirty Love – Ke$ha
Santorum did it in a v-neck sweater.


-
Another one for Stasia.
You do this one, Lucy, so you can stop giggling about how much you love love.

Lucy: *gasp* Oh! This song! You’re totally a lucky girl, Stasia! I told you, best cuppycake lady ever! Prettiest too!

The Prettiest Girl In The Whole Wide World - Weezer
I’ve never been so happy, I’ve never been so sure.


-
I’m hearing so much friend love tonight.
I don’t know if that weirds me out or not.
How does it make you feel, Lucy?
This one goes out to Connie from Carrie.

Lucy: It’s a good thing! I love all of my friends, and I’m always making new ones! If we’re not friends, find me at lucytaylor on the forum and be my friend! I’m fun, promise. Just ask the worst DJ on the air. *giggles* He’ll vouch for me, won’t you, Micah?

Remember When – Chris Wallace
Remember when we stole your dad’s car?


-
I like these because they’re from my wife.
This song needs no introduction.

Lucy: We totally had a crazy dance to this at Silver Reign once, so weird. *giggles* It’s good to see that your wife loves you though! You totally should love love too! Grump.

Madness - Muse
Madness was taking control.


-
This one is dedicated to Dawson from your very best friend.
The last time I checked, Dawson’s Creek was having a turf war, but what do I know?

Lucy: *gasp* There’s chaos in the Creek? No way, man! We just got Wonderland and Candy Land out of chaos, no chaos for the Creek. Jeebus, people! *giggles*

My Best Friend - Weezer
You’re my best friend and I love you.


-
This is another one that’s dedicated to Carrie, though it’s anonymous.
You’re a popular girl tonight.

Lucy: *giggles* Oh, Carrie, Carrie! You have to come over soon, I miss your face!

You’re Cute Why You Scream – Senses Fail
I’ve played and always win.


-
I’m keeping my bias out of this one because that’s my job.
This one is for Jayde, anonymously.

Lucy: I’ve never been a big fan of this band, the lead singer kind of super annoys me. They’ve got some catchy songs, but for the most part they annoy me. Sorry! *giggles*

Now - Paramore
I'm bringing my sinking ship back to the shore.


-
This one is for Carrie.
Interesting choice, but a good one none the less.
I have to say, sometimes I find the choices people make in music to be really fitting.
This is why I do this, folks.
I want to get to know you, and what better way than to see what’s in your head?
This is a good one, but I said that already, didn’t I?

Lucy: *giggles* What are you on repeat? Where’s the off switch? Is it in the back? Come on people, give me shit to dance to! Let’s go!

Zombie – The Pretty Reckless
To all of you who wronged me, I am I am a zombie.


-
Alright, dearest listeners, you know what time it is.
I promised Lucy that even though her ass was late, she could close the show down tonight.
Take it away, little red headed girl.

Lucy: *giggles* Okay, okay, I called dibs on last song. I love this band, they’ve got such a positive message. Listen up, kiddies. Rise up and celebrate your life, don’t let shit drag you down. You’re all beautiful and all loved. Don’t you ever forget it! *kissy noises*

Ritual – Black Veil Brides
Rise up and celebrate your life.

Hello! I'm Gavin! I own Living Ink. It's a tattoo parlor. If you don't have a tattoo yet, come see us. If you have a tattoo, come get another one! All you have to do is set up an appointment with me or one of my guys. Wait, this is not a business add, this is a hello. Ok. Ok. I got this. Uh.

Jokes. Jokes are good. I like to laugh. Tell me the best joke you've heard recently.

Tattoos. Show me your tattoos or what you want to get tattooed. I think.. I'm going to pull rank since this is my shop.. if you mention this intro the next time you come in for a tattoo consultation, you get 10% off your next ink. Win? Win. Ty, Birch, I'm sorry in advance.

AlsoifanyoneislookingforajoborisinterestedinapprenticingattheshopI'mtakingapplicationsrightnow.OkI'mdonetalkingaboutLivingInk.

WHO: Ray and Hawke
WHEN: Tuesday, Feb. 12, morning
WHERE: Hawke's place
WHAT: Failed breakfast
WARNINGS: Language, Ana Trigger

( You're the one who can't figure out who the fuck you are this week. What about next week? Do you have any fucking clue who you'll be then? )

WHO charlielevine & _marcello_
WHAT Reckless disregard for personal safety?
WHERE 4598 Bird street
WHEN Monday night
STATUS Thread | In Progress
RATING TBD

( She gives a smile when the pain comes. The pain gonna make everything alright  )

Hello, beautiful people of LA. And the rest of you too. I’m Trevor Luxx from down at Right Track. What song’s playing on your Ipod right now? If you don’t have you Ipod, what song would be playing if you had it? If you have no Ipod, clearly you should reevaluate your life choices. Just like the Blow Pop company needs to reevaluate their wrappers because Strawberry looks like Watermelon and lies to me every. Fucking. Time.

Remember that Wonderland, baby, is all in your head.

And try ordering a chileto from Taco Bell sometime. See what happens.

Hello hello, ladies and gentlemen!

I just moved here two weeks ago, and I am LOVING Los Angeles, yo. My name is Trandon, and I'm a huge fan of... well, lots of things. But one of my obsessions besides my hamster Shredder, my new job, and my video camera is memedroid. I could spend HOURS clicking through that stuff, not even kidding. I have gotten some seriously awkward looks from laughing out loud in public. I have a loud laugh. Oops? Anyway, how could you not with gems like this?


So, like, I want to get to know you. Show me a meme that represents you... or that makes you really laugh. Don't be afraid, nothing is too wrong for me, I swear.

You people really know how to start TRT off.
This one is requested by Lucy.
You're never first again.

Ke$ha - Your Love is My Drug
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried. I just can't get you off my mind.

I'm actually a fan of this next band.
Halestorm is petty badass as far as female singers go.
So this is for Carrie.
And yes, I'm breaking all the rules by playing cover requests.
I'm a rebel.

Halestorm - Bad Romance
Caught in a bad romance!

This one made me laugh so hard that I had to play it.
It goes out to Echo from Hawke.
I think the title speaks for itself.
Don't hate it because it's old school.

Avoid One Thing - Pop Punk Band
Same old song, same old harmony.

Ah, this one is interesting.
It is dedicated to me from my wife.
Yeah, I know you're jealous.

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Rascal King
What's stranger, fact or fiction?

Sometimes I wonder why I open up TRT to everything.
Some of you, *cough*Al*cough*, pick the strangest songs.
This one goes out to Echo, from Ali.
I don't have anything else to say about this song.

Lady Gaga - Teeth
Don't want no money. That shit's ugly. Just want your sex.

I can't say this has ever happened before.
It's weird to have the same song requested for the same person.
This song is dedicate to Barbie, if that's your real name I'm sorry, from Mars and Romeo.
I know there's a joke in there somewhere, but I don' know what it is.

Aqua - Barbie Girl
Come on Barbie, let's go party.

This one has been played a lot recently.
I like it when you pick things I like.
Let that be a lesson to you, dearest listeners.
This song is for Sin.

Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything
Would you numb the pain?

Seriously? Another Ke$ha song?
This one is for Fallon while she dances with her residents.
It goes out to you, if you're listening.
I don't know what that means, but I hope you're listening.

Ke$ha - Only Wanna Dance With You
What the hell'd you do to me? Oh it doesn't matter.

I'm hijacking this TRT to play my own song.
It's got to be better than another Ke$ha song, right?

Green Day - Basketcase
I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams.

This one is for... let me get this right... Color.
I don't know, folks.
I'm starting to wonder about you.

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
Though the truth may carry us, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore.

Aw, this is kind of sweet.
Can you hear my eyes rolling over the radio waves?
No, seriously, this is a good one, so listen up.
This one goes out to Connie from Carrie.

Halestorm - Here's To Us
If they give you hell, tell them to go *beep* themselves.

I'm not a huge fan of pop music, but sometimes...
Yes, sometimes there's a song that just works.
This one is for princess.
Not gonna lie, weird dedication but ok!

Bruno Mars - Locked Outta Heaven
You make me feel like I've been locked outta heaven for too long.

This one is anonymous.
Not too much I can say...
It goes out to Fallon.

Escape the Fate - Ashley
If looks could kill, you'd be the one.

This is from a new, old listener.
She hasn't listened to me since I was back in Sydney, Australia!
Welcome back to listening range, Missy!

Burn Halo - Dirty Little Girl
She's no angel, but she's saving me.

This is another first.
She got a request dedicated, and now she's requesting a song.
A good one at that.
This one is for Fallon.

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do you wanna touchme
Beggin' on my knees, baby won't you please run your fingers through my hair?

Girls, you're rocking my world with all the Halestorm.
I know there are some excellent girl bands out there, but she's best.
This one is for Ray.

Halestorm - I Miss the Misery
Can't take too much of a good thing.

I'm playing this one for a laugh.
It goes out to Sin because I know eff ess loves it.
She dances to it nightly.
Ha.

I am X-ray - Pretty Rave Girl
I know this pretty rave girl.

Oh ha ha.
Lucy, you're voted off the island for your requests.
This one is dedicated to yours truly.
You're welcome.
Her phone number is... JUST KIDDING!

T-Pain - I'm In Love With a Stripper
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'.

This one goes out to Nine.
Love your little sister.
That's just weird dude, not gonna lie.
But your little sister is cute so I'll allow it.

FUN - Some Nights
Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle.

This one goes out to Sin.
It is anonymous.
Enjoy.

Alkaline Trio -
Cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house.

Ha.
This one is from Mars.
He sends it out to all his dedicated.
Smoke up and eat up.
No, that's not questionable at all.

Sublime - Smoke 2 Joints
It makes me feel alright.

I might take back the cute comment about Nine's little sister.
This is for Kian from Ginger.
No more Taylor Swift, please.

Taylor Swift - Love Story
My daddy said stay away from Juliette.

Here is another one for Carrie.
Don't you have some chores to attend to?
Take the radio with you.

Digital Daggers - The Devil Within
I made myself a promise you would never see me cry.

This one is a good one.
I don't think I've played it recently, so it's good to hear it.

Squid the Whale - The Greatest Way
Don't pull your punches, baby, let me bleed.

You did that on purpose.
It's really not funny.
All her songs sound the same.
No more Taylor Swift.
This is an anonymous dedication for Emma.

Taylor Swift - Mine
There's a drawer for my things at your place.

Ha. Ha. Ha.
Guys, I need some help here!
Request something manly!
But this goes out to Missy from Anonymous.
If only things could be the way they were.
But they won't ever be.
That's deep, right?

Ke$ha - C'Mon
Now don't even try to deny we're both going home satisfied.

You can tell when it's getting close to the end of the show.
People start sending in the craziest stuff.
This goes out to Pacey.

Dawson's Creek Theme Song
Telling me to run like mad.

This is so much better.
This one is from Pacey for Joey.

Imagine Dragons - Every Night
My mind is made up. Nothing can change that. I'm coming home to you.

This is a great song.
Another oldie but goodie.
This one is for Dez.

Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
Hey, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free.

I'm going to allow this.
Two requests from the same person.
Hey, it's not Ke$ha!
From Dez to his beautiful blonde, Calista.

Michael Jackson - PYT!
Pretty young thing, you need some loving.

This one is for Carrie.
I can't say that I've ever played it before.
Enjoy the new music.

Static Revenger & Richard Vission ft. Luciana - I Like That
You're gettin' sticky sticky.

Hah.
I enjoy the brotherly love.
From Romeo to Mars.

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
Won't you come and wash away the rain?

Another one for Fallon?
Interesting.
I need to meet this Fallon.
This is from Raine.

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl
The taste of cherry chapstick.

This one goes out to Lucy from anonymous.
I have to keep all of my comments to myself for this one.
Enjoy it!

Good Girls Bad Guys - Falling in Reverse
How you look when you are wet is something I can't forget.

This one goes out to Stasia from Romeo.
There's so much love in the air tonight.

Lit - Miserable
You make me complete.

Raine is back on the line.
This one goes out to Birch.

Imagine Dragons - It's Time
I'm never changing who I am.

Now for something a little less lovie-dovie.
This one is a plead for help.
Someone please help this guy.

Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
I promise this time will be the last.

This one goes out to Nine from Eva.
I really like this song, even though it doesn't fit my style.
Good choice, Eva.

Mumford and Sons - I Will Wait
I fell heavy into your arms.

And then we get stuff like this.
For the love of.. well, you know.
More Ke$ha.
This is the sound of me shooting myself in the foot.

Ke$ha - This Is Me Breaking Up With You
You're acting like a tool.

I'm dedicating this to ALL of you.

The Bouncing Souls - Hopeless Romantic
I'm a hopeless romantic, you're just hopeless!

This one goes out to Ariel from Mars.
Dude, there's no hope for man kind, but I bet she loves it.
I'm sorry, listeners.

The Little Mermaid - Part of Your World
Sure, she's got everything.

Well, that's it folks.
Another TRT over and done with!
We'll end it how we started!
Have a great weekend and join me again, right here, next Thursday.

Train - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
She met a shark underwater.

No, I'm kidding.
This is the last song because it's great.
Goodnight!

Macklemore - Thrift Shop
I wear your granddad's clothes.

(I'M SO SORRY IT'S SO LONG!)

Oh my god it is so fucking wonderful to be back in the United States! If you ever have the chance to go to Australia, skip it. Just go look at kangaroos we have in the zoos here. I mean, I met a few people I liked but good lord are they different over there. Even the seasons are backwards! Oh, my name. You might want that right? Helps when you ask for my number later. I'm Missy Lane. We'll skip through this next bit quickly so I don't have to repeat myself fifty times. Yes, my father's an actor. Yes, we're filthy rich. Yes, we have maids. No, I've never been asked for an autograph. Kay, so that's over. Now you guys tell me the worst place you've lived or the worst vacation you've ever been on.

WHO: Ginger, Kian, Nine
WHERE: Kian's house
WHEN: The day everyone who went to Hawaii got back....the 6th?
WHAT: Nine catches Kian and Ginger
WARNINGS: language

( I don't want you fucking around.. not with guys, not with your life, not with your future. )

Carrie and Micah
Truck Ride Home
Friday Night, January 11, 2013

( ... )
Warnings: language, talk of drug use, TBA

Hi! I'm Fallon. ^_^ I have a dog named Blue and an iguana named Pablo. They babysit each other while I'm working. I work at an assisted living facility. So. Yeah. I'm actually kind of a newbie to Los Angeles. I've been here for about 6 months, but I still don't know where I am or all that there is to see. I have a terrible sense of direction. My poor GPS had to be replaced recently because I burned it up! To give it some credit, it got me all over Chicago and Boston before running around Los Angeles! I'm not sure why I shared all of that, but there you have it! If you want to show me around, PLEASE, but please, please don't expect me to get there on the first try. >.>

Ok! So! I'm kind of a fan of The Huffington Post. They have all kinds of interesting articles, informative and entertaining, every day. I've seen some really amazing stuff on it. One of the most interesting things that I've seen recently was actually posted two days ago! I saw this article about a transgender time lapse video the other day. Holy cow! I was so impressed by the transformation! She makes a prettier girl than I do some days. I guess that could be said for Jared Leto and his Rayon character in his new movie as well. Anyway, that wasn't where I was going with this. What is something that you've seen recently that really blew you away or you thought was really interesting? I need things to look at when I'm sitting on third shift at the center.