Jan. 14th, 2013


[info]_missy_

Oh my god it is so fucking wonderful to be back in the United States! If you ever have the chance to go to Australia, skip it. Just go look at kangaroos we have in the zoos here. I mean, I met a few people I liked but good lord are they different over there. Even the seasons are backwards! Oh, my name. You might want that right? Helps when you ask for my number later. I'm Missy Lane. We'll skip through this next bit quickly so I don't have to repeat myself fifty times. Yes, my father's an actor. Yes, we're filthy rich. Yes, we have maids. No, I've never been asked for an autograph. Kay, so that's over. Now you guys tell me the worst place you've lived or the worst vacation you've ever been on.