In Darkness - Network

How-- just like that?

I thought I'd seen evil.

I was wrong.

This is seriously messed up.

His-- the helmet-- who thought it would be a good idea for this?

I don't even know how to respond, or think or... what?

Galaxies!

So ... I guess by now everyone's noticed there's something going on.

What I got from Lily is that a group of people have been moved to a new location, and both directories reflect everyone.

So if everyone could just sign in and say which place you're at, so we have some idea without having to go door to door. Or if ... someone wants to sign in for you. I know the following:

Here:

Jaime Davies
Tyler Simms
Ariana Dumbledore
Remus Lupin
Trini Kwan
Katrina van Tassel
Simon Tam
Tristan Moore
Roland Fisher
Corrine Fisher
Swan Prescott
Lily L Potter
Jake Chambers
Isadora Raleigh
Lucky Washburne
Jayne Cobb
Mercedes King
John Allerdyce
Rock Lee
Dave Stutler
Harry Potter
Salem Saberhagen
Luke Skywalker
Vance Astrovik
Lilly Rush
Reid Garwin

There:
Lily Evans
Ichabod Crane
Chase Collins
Hugo Weasley
Sir Didymus (and Ambrosius)
Severus Snape
Spike Spiegel
Faye Valentine
Magius
Matt Prept
David Banner

So if everyone not on the list could ... let us know where you are.

Thanks

So, hello.

For those I haven't actually spoken with yet, yes I am ... back. Though I don't recall leaving.

At any rate, if you haven't already seen, or guessed, there was a report from the lottery team and if this lottery is like the last one, there is evidence enough to believe we're about to be invaded by dementors.

I'd like all of the magic users who can cast a patronus, or who can maintain a cast one, to message back if you're willing to help out. For those who can't cast one, please talk to me anyway and we'll see if we can teach you at least the basic shielding bit of it, if we can't create a full corporeal patronus.

Again, we may be preparing for an invasion of nothing at all, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

If anyone has any questions regarding dementors, please seek out one of the Hogwarts wizards or witches. Any of them can at least give you an idea of what to expect if we are invaded.

So I've got my wand back and my father and grandmother have gone missing? Seems like a rubbish trade to me.

Things that suck today
by Dave Stutler

1) we're out of milk
2) which doesn't matter because we are also out of cornflakes
3) there's no Mt. Dew in the fridge

and most important of all, my ring is gone. I've had that ring since some creepy old guy gave it to me when I was ten.

I need that ring.

So if anyone sees a fancy dragon ring, please call five five five ... wait.

[long, shrill shriek, the sort only teenage girls and Ned Flanders can produce]

They took my wand, the bloody buggering bastards!!

Where do I go to get it back?

Anyone need gadgets or electronics fixed?

Felt so useless during the attack and twisted my ankle to boot...

My name is Jacen Solo and I do not appreciate being taken against my will.

Explain. Now.

This is just sort of a general announcement so people who want to watch can, and people who want to avoid it can.

Some of the magic users from the meeting held earlier this week will be meeting at the far end of the island to see how our magic works - or doesn't work - together.

We are inviting an audience to hopefully give us some constructive criticism on what they see, or how it looks from an outside stand-point.

We'll be starting around 9:30 or so; just head out there whenever you're ready.

Edit

I would also like to request that any captives residents with medical training who feel comfortable standing by in case we injure ourselves please be available tomorrow morning.

Is this thing on? What kind of primitive-- oh! There we go.

Ah, hello? My name is Luke Skywalker, and, er, I was wondering if anyone knows where the nearest spaceship or spaceport is?