In Darkness - Network

The people in charge of this might just be some of the most sadistic people I've never met.

Where can I get a decent cup of coffee?

Did, uh, anyone else wake up to find themselves in a different room today? Cause I went to sleep in 406 last night, and ... I'm in 413 today. And 406 seems to be... taken. At least, my keys don't work. And it's not like it and... anyway.

EDIT: Dude! Free porn! When did this happen?! :D

(( For reference sake, this isn't a new plot; Barney switched rooms because he hasn't been in play for the last two months. Not that he knows that =P ))