Things that suck today
by Dave Stutler
1) we're out of milk
2) which doesn't matter because we are also out of cornflakes
3) there's no Mt. Dew in the fridge
and most important of all, my ring is gone. I've had that ring since some creepy old guy gave it to me when I was ten.
I need that ring.
So if anyone sees a fancy dragon ring, please call five five five ... wait.