In Darkness - Network

The box speaketh! What deceit is this?

Any way of knowing a bruised rib is on the way to healing up?

Is this thing on? What kind of primitive-- oh! There we go.

Ah, hello? My name is Luke Skywalker, and, er, I was wondering if anyone knows where the nearest spaceship or spaceport is?

[Sounds of shuffling, moving about. Some faint giggling and pressing of buttons. It appears someone has started to post accidentally. Then,]

Is this thing on? Testies, one two... three? Oh, that's not good.

[Somewhat maniacal laughter follows, then there is more fumbling and the post cuts out]