Incipimus Iterum Messages

The appointment of Mr. Clarence Carrow to the Wizengamot is wonderful news. After the upheaval of recent weeks, it is gratifying to know the Ministry is looking after our best interests by appointing someone with such an outstanding record. Undoubtedly, not everyone will see it as such, but I urge these individuals to look into his past achievements.

Congratulations are also due to the new Mr. and Mrs. Parkinson. It was both an honor and a pleasure to have been part of their celebrations this past weekend.

( PRIVATE: THE CARROWS )
( PRIVATE: AMYCUS CARROW )
( PRIVATE: SIRIUS BLACK )
( PRIVATE: BASIL URBAN )

It is deeply upsetting that the death of Tiberius Fallon has been turned into a talking point on the behalf of progressives. His belief in traditional wizarding values are being weaponized posthumously against him as a strike against the Ministry by individuals who will not even sign their names. Why should the Wizengamot be forced into an upheaval of balance by electing a member who would be at odds with the late Mr. Fallon? Should we not honor his memory by honoring his beliefs?

Additionally, upholding the values and culture that has seen us through years of both strife and achievement is hardly the negative stance some seem to think it is.

( PRIVATE: THE LESTRANGES, TRISTAN NOTT, NARCISSA BLACK, + THE CARROWs )

Might I remind my fellow peers there is much schoolwork to be done outside of setting your hair on fire with setting spray and exploding snap and it would certainly be more productive. Additionally, listening to terrible records of what sounds like wailing is not set to improve the mind in any way. If you insist and persist, please be mindful of the volume.

You have my gratitude.

( PRIVATE: CARROW TWINS )
( PRIVATE: BELLTRIX LESTRANGE + NARCISSA BLACK )
( PRIVATE: ANDROMEDA TONKS )

(added a little while later)
( PRIVATE: FRIENDS )

(PRIVATE: THE CARROW TWINS)

please please please be-
The Wirelesss went absolutely mad just now. Two people are (...) ? Please write at your earliest convenience to let me know you're alright.

(PRIVATE: AMYCUS CARROW)

There is every possibility I would go mad if anything were to happen to you, love. I hope you're alright. Please be alright. I know you can handle yourself, of course, and I have every confidence you're well. I just need the reassurance. I just wanted to check in about everything.

(PRIVATE: THE LESTRANGES + NARCISSA)

Please let me know you're all safe at your earliest convenience. Does anyone know what happened?

(PRIVATE: SIRIUS BLACK + ANDROMEDA TONKS)

Please let me know you're safe at your earliest convenience.

If you placed your bets well this past weekend, you're bloody welcome. If you did so poorly, I hope you've learnt your lesson. To Pam Goyle go the spoils. Remember that one, I thought it up while I was visiting McCormack's hoops.

Good game, mates.

Warded to Bella I can't be trusted to throw a bachelorette party devoid of debauchery, can I? This needs to be a you and me plan. Or a you plan because as a fair honest to Merlin warning, right now I'm thinking this should be something like a regular tea, sandwiches and all, but instead of tea, wine and champagne and little glittery dickies scattered about. Already thinking, too, we should have them dancing a wee bit. Dunno if the glittery's gonna be enough to class it up but it feels wrong to have no little willies at all. It's a bachelorette party, innit?

Are we meant to be inviting his mum? If so, perhaps no willies is for the best, after all. Not that I'm not reasonably sure she's encountered one a time or two before, just thinking Fanny might die on the spot and I might rather she didn't.

Warded to Jamie Did you threaten the nice girls snoredinary pee shop? Or was it one of the boys? Was this before or after the shit with Fanny? I don't mind my hot goss getting reheated, it's just as yummy.

Friends

What the absolute fuck?

Alecto

This has to be a joke right? Our father will be unbearable.

I tried up think sticky! Is anyone?? Please help! Anyone?? Drat! Lily?? Please help! Lily?? Hes? Head any sense! Oliverythis potion I walking is purple any of the Hogs Head at made and sticky! Geraldine knew it I that the Magic Neep anyone is working, I couldn’t go to made anyone is purple anyone?? Please help! I was rushink straight. I can barely even this?? Is any of this, I am noth! Dirk? I am no good at the Magic Neep any sense?? I am no, I can into made anyone know to fix this

BREAK OUT YOUR BANNERS mates coz it's SATURDAY as you bloody well know. PRIDE v WANDERERS, Portree and Wigtown and why the hell's the stadium gotta be so far south I'll never know.

Point is come an watch the bloodbath coz Loughty or Kerr or whichever we got seeking's gonna be more then enough for MacPherson no matter how well I know you you Puffy bastard, and Blair you better be ready to never make a goal for hours an end.

[78ers, no attempt to differentiate]
You're coming right?? We're gonna make it Higgs for afters, he ain't getting out of me eating all his shit THAT easy.

It would be lovely if the Ministry would get their arses together and fix this transportation situation. I've had multiple undesired accidental visitors at Borgin and Burkes this week, which is most unfortunate as the floo is in my office.

In light of recent events, I'm here to remind the general public of our most important policy: Borgin and Burkes reserves the right to ask any visitor to leave — for any reason. If you have questions about appraisals and are unsure of the value or origin of your items, owl post is always welcomed — especially if you are a new customer.

All of our employees are encouraged to handle any appraisal as they see fit. As for me, I only see artifacts from Pureblooded families. My time is expensive. Please do not waste it.

[Evander]
I suspect you'll be at your award show soirée? If so, please let me buy you something to wear so that you aren't wearing stripes. They're a bit gauche, and I can't be associated with such 'fashion'.

Let's be honest with ourselves, shall we?

For the recently graduated, are you at all sad about not getting to enjoy what was sure to be a brilliant welcome feast last Friday? I'll go first: I miss the pumpkin pasties.

Class of 78 minus Slytherins
Everyone free tonight? Come by for drinks and gillyweed at the Potter-Black flat. BYO-pumpkin pasties.

Evans, Marlene
Oi. Come by for dinner beforehand?

Well, isn't this an interesting situation for the Ministry to find itself in?

( Private to DE and Pureblood Like-Minded Individuals + Family )
[OOC Note: Basically, friends and family]

It's been so strange not packing and getting ready to go back to Hogwarts. I'm half tempted to head off to Diagon Alley to watch the final rush of shoppers just for a tiny bit of nostalgia.

But remembering the terribly long lines, and the inability to get anywhere, I think I'll wait and do my shopping this weekend once everything has settled.

Amycus
I'd be surprised if half our old classmates didn't find themselves dead by the end of the year with the rate they're going.

( Extremely hexed private to self )

Hello, hello.

Hello.

One of the ghosts was stalking me while I was preparing a tea order (which, for the record, isn't why I was hired into the DMLE even though some of the older gentlemen think that's my sole purpose in life).

As of this moment, I am stuck between floors (they aren't sure which floor numbers, from what I can tell) as I jumped into a dumbwaiter to try and evade that damn ghost.

Your tea will have to wait. Perpetually. Possibly forever.

Good day!

AN UPDATE
I HAVE MADE MY WAY THROUGH THE WALL and into the men’s loo. Thank you.

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Is anyone else over the summer weather yet?

[ALECTO]
It was far too optimistic of me to think our former classmates would be less annoying after school.

It does not feel any different than any other summer, but I know we do not return to school. Maybe then it will feel different. The utter despair we are forced to experience our father daily.