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If you're going to take a piss outside on a cat, don't fucking bring it to me and demand I arrest it for scratching your Faram-damned dick. You're fucking lucky I didn't punch you for good fucking measure.

Use a fucking lavatory.


EDIT after this
Can cats get syphilis?

I apologize, but I may be somewhat delayed in arriving to training this morning.

[Lavitz, Seloria - separately]

I am given to understand that the majority of the damage was confined to our district. I hope you are unharmed?

You know what I love best about Saint Namorados day? Aside from never having to celebrate it? Chocolate is on sale. I don't remember the last time I had this much chocolate.

Oh wait. I do.

Last Namorados.

[ FG Council ]
Any word on Siana?

[ Ari and Aspel ]
Picnic this weekend?

[ Derp Trio ]
I'm taking a vacation. I swear I am. Wanna come with?

[ Ric ]
How was your Namorados? I want to hear all of the juicy details.

[ Lex ]
Hey! How've you been?

[Aspel]

From your adventure you'll come back and we should speak. If only to look in your eyes and see what you've become. It has been too long.

[Theo]

Do you not fall under the burden of your office? Tell me a story, tell me a secret, or tell me lies.

[Peony]

Water. I cannot seem to master it with your grace. Why fix me

You know, I've all respect for the Bards Guild, but I could do without the fucking minstrels running up to you in the street and warbling on their lutes in the expectation of some gil. More likely to get tripped into the gutter than get a handout.

This might mean you, Colin.


[ASPEL, SELORIA]
Aspel, assuming you'll be with Chiaro this holiday. Seloria, don't tell me you're spending the day with Redwald Vannes.

[CASPAR, DARIUS, DRAKE, THEO - SEPARATELY]
Fucking St. Namorados.

[SIRI]
New studies going well?

[LEX]
Are


Busy Friday?

Rumors around the offices

Nothing unusual last night?

PUBLIC.
The park looks particularly beautiful this time of year—at least in the early hours. There is something special about peaceful, untouched snow, isn't it? I've yet to tire of the sight!

FILTERED TO: fighters guild.
There's nothing like brothers and sisters in arms sharing a meal at the mess hall there? I would be delighted to provide desserts (for Shieldwyrm, Hellwyrm?) someday; we could try a potluck dinner.

FILTERED TO: fighters guild ladies.
If there is anything I could do to assist you lovely women, do let me know. Now, I don't have a squire myself but don't think that will stop me from playing aunt or sister to the young ladies of our guild. Healthy friendship—or a sense of sorority for us, do you think?—can overcome anything, I'd say!

FILTERED TO: guy lenard.
[...] Quick query, if I may!

FILTERED TO: church ladies. [BACKDATED TO EARLIER THIS WEEK. SO SORRY. this is a repost is the ladies who lunch invite to fit w/ edits to the ooc post here.]
Hello, hello, ladies!

Why, it has been some time since we've had a regular meeting and I quite miss your lovely company. I would be delighted to invite you all to Cafe du Ciel Rose after mass this Sunday. (My treat!) Afterwards, we could even visit the children at [tenements orphanage].

It would be a pleasure to have you!

They opened their eyes this morning, but they shouldn't be able to see much.

[ JULIETTE. ]
[....] If you've heard anything in the last two weeks about your sister and I, it isn't true. I do confess to crawling underneath a banquet table with her, however.

[ MAG. ]
Think you'll be in the mood to train tomorrow?

[ THEO. ]
How have things been going? I hear you're back to training again.

As a Valendian girl born and bred, having just celebrated the new year, I feel compelled to ask if anyone else has made any horribly optimistic new year's resolutions. Just for curiosity's sake, mind, and the inevitable self-comparison(!)

[RiLi]
A question. Is this Riyeko Lionward, the machinist?

[Cian]
Gl

Catching up on work after that plague is atrocious. It's been a month, and yet.

Someone please tell me there weren't really giant bugs rampaging through the Aerodrome yesterday?

Black mages available for [...] private lessons?

[Juliette.]

My apologies for Training soon.

[Lavitz.]

Feeling better. My gratitude for your aid.

[Darius.]

How's [...] life in the tower?

Please be careful if you choose to go running in the Commoners' District park. Some of the paths are quite icy.

[Ridley]

Thank you again for inviting me yesterday. I had a very good time.

[Seloria]

I apologize for my long silence. There was [............] an urgent family matter. [...] Have you settled well into your new home?

[Morgayne]

I believe I may have found a dress for you. Would you like to come and try it on? I am told Alys is not infectious.

[Perdita]

I have finished The Duchess of Montblanc at last. You were correct; it was very good. Thank you for the recommendation.

[Storm]

Have you made a return to training?

[Pyr]

[.......................] Are you [...] doing all right?

[Theo]

[..................................] I have made a very large pot of vegetable soup. Ms. Han says While you are convalescing, perhaps [...] Might I bring some by?

[Divina]

Would it be proper to
Would you accept
Do you celebrate

How [....] is your training with Finch going?

[ THEO. ]
I did mean what I said when I left: if you need anything, let me or Divina know.

[ DIVINA. ]
Forgot to say how seeing Finch went on Monday. When you said he wasn't of sound mind, I [....] didn't consider this degree of memory loss.

[ AUDREY. ]
Back to normal yet?

[ KIERNAN & FOXE. ]
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel restless without a mission on the horizon. I can feel it in Amarant too.

What's been happening?

[Divina.]

Where did you [...] Another visit?

[Evander.]

Mother says you've been ill. I don't

[ ARI, FOXE & OPHION, separately. ]
Alright?

[ OT3. ]
You had both better be okay. Please don't be d

[ THEO. ]
So are you going to tell us what that

[ PEONY. ]
Finch is back, Councilor.

[ KIERNAN. ]
How do I [...] My thoughts are with you, Kiernan. I'm sorry I couldn't come, but my brothers and I are thinking of you.

[ LAN, RIN & ARI. ]
I really did mean to say thanks for Friday, but I got distracted. I had a good time, even if I snorted water up my nose a couple times. I feel bad that I could relax while Kiernan's

[ LAN. ]
How's the kitty cat?

[ AMOS. ]
Father, might I be able to take you up on that monastery trip sometime?

[ FOXE. ]
Would it be alright if I sent my brothers to you for Dragon Rider inquiries? I [...] don't want them to bother Kiernan when he's back, or Lavitz, who probably went with him.

[ PEONY. ]
Can I [.....] ask a favor?

[ PUBLIC. ]
Twenty-three years in this house, and I still can't avoid catching colds from sick family members. There must be some magical trick that doesn't involve not touching anything or avoiding brothers like they're dying from a plague.

And as of this morning, my mother has officially put up the Faram's Mass decorations weeks too early. You will see my house from a mile away, now.

Advice on fending off illness.

Don't fucking sneeze on Wash hands before eating.

[Divina.]

Your usual place for drinks?

[Ric.]

Keep being asking about cultists and Blades. What the fuck?

[Evan.]

Family paying visit this weekend, I hear.

I do hope everyone intends to have an enchanting time tomorrow evening. Such a festive occasion happens but once a year.

[ACQUAINTANCES -- apply liberally]
In keeping with tradition, I shall be hosting a ball at my parents' estate for the holiday and my birthday this Friday. Do feel free to come however you wish.

[OLQ]
I do hope to see you all there, of course.

[after this tomfoolery.]

I suspect there are those with [...] unusual plans for the Eve of Holy Saints this year?

[Cathedral folk.]

Has anyone recently [...] misplaced any personal items, by chance? A bucket

[Storm.]

Have you any plans for the upcoming festivities?

[Rictor - UNSENT.]

We could
Do you suppose it might prove suspicious if