after dispensing some very sage wisdom to my dear brother this weekend, i've decided to try my hand at being an advice columnist. of course, i've no interest in displacing the wonderful dear ellie (do give me a ring, would you?), so 'redwald vannes, advice columnist' will be a twenty-four hour event. relationship troubles? family turmoil? career struggles? redwald vannes has an answer for it all. and if i can't come up with one right away, get back to me in an hour—i'm sure i'll have polished off this bottle of wine by then.
incidentally, the black eye i'm sporting only enhances my good looks.
[ ELVIRA ] there's a
[ DIVINA ] drinks?
[ SELORIA ] how do you feel about a proper dinner date? i'll have my eye cleaned up and everything.