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That favour? We need to talk about it, but not on here.

I take my hat off to you, ladies and gentlemen who fought yesterday to ward off disaster yet again. Thanks for your efforts, as always.

[ Thieves' Guild ]
Glad I ain't caught the heroism bug yet. Must be something in the water. Spotted even a few of our own bards sporting bandages galore. Hear it was cold as fuck out there, too.

[ Miles & Tom ]
And a little birdie tells me you two became accidental heroes. Hope your completely legal cargo didn't catch fire, and you didn't freeze your balls off, etc.

[ Damia ]
This birthday tradition of yours, the one where you punch people. Think I could borrow it for an evening? I'll return it intact, pinky promise.

[ Ash ]
For my thirty-first birthday I get to suffer through a dull-as-fuck family lunch. Come save me, I'll even swoon for you.

I'm gettin' real sick and tired of people trying to pull the same bullshit on me. You'd think they'd come up with a few new tricks. Next person tries to use crowded areas as an excuse to grab my ass for free is gonna find themselves in a clinic somewhere.

[ Cian ]
Heard a rumor about someone thinking of trying to make a grab at one of the warehouses. Sounded like he had an insider. Civ named Caius.

[ TG Council minus Reinholdt ]
Got some info about that debacle a few months back with Conti. Not sure if you're still looking into it or not.

[ Miles ]
I swear to fucking Faram if one more person tries to off me, I'm gonna find a black mage and mimic the fuck out their high leveled spells.

[ Loch ]
Fucker was offed before I could get to him.

Heads-up to those feeling less than festive on this day: down at the docks we have managed to repel the invasion of pink paper hearts and love ballads and are continuing to hold the line. Should anybody feel the need to take refuge.

[ Ofelia ]
Thanks for the info again. Expect I'll be otherwise engaged this evening, but you'll have your payment in the morning.

[ Ash ]
All better now, I hope. Need anything, let me know.

You know, I've all respect for the Bards Guild, but I could do without the fucking minstrels running up to you in the street and warbling on their lutes in the expectation of some gil. More likely to get tripped into the gutter than get a handout.

This might mean you, Colin.


[ASPEL, SELORIA]
Aspel, assuming you'll be with Chiaro this holiday. Seloria, don't tell me you're spending the day with Redwald Vannes.

[CASPAR, DARIUS, DRAKE, THEO - SEPARATELY]
Fucking St. Namorados.

[SIRI]
New studies going well?

[LEX]
Are


Busy Friday?

Tenements clinic, now. It's Ash. We've got a clean-up in the alley a couple blocks back, by the abandoned bakery. Three of them, the fourth is out cold but alive. Might be gone when someone gets there.

About that favour. Is there a time limit on it?

[ MILES. ]
Dishes belong in the sink, darling. I'm not your fucking maid.

[Shortly after this. SORRY FOR THE BACKDATING, I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL WE LOGGED THIS]

I'm taking any and all recommendations for the best plumbers, contractors, and window installation in Emillion. References, please.


[LIONEL]
I
How big is the place where you're st
Do you have an extra roo

I hate women.

[DAMIA]
So I have a bit of a tale for you, involving all the disasters that beset me upon leaving your apartment.

[RHYS & TOM]
I don't care if you're still hungover from New Year's Eve -- we're going drinking this week, and you have no choice in the matter.

Someone please tell me there weren't really giant bugs rampaging through the Aerodrome yesterday?

No more front lawns that look like Faram's Mass hurled all over them, what a disappointment. I will be crying into my pillow for the days to come.

[ MILES. ]
Are you

is there anything more heartwarming than trying to navigate the post-holiday sales at the bazaar? it's truly what faram's mass is all about. why, just this morning i watched two vendors almost tear each other's throats out over who had the better wares. they were both selling linens! and let me tell you, friends, you have not lived until you've watched two portly, mustachioed men trade blows over silky sheets.

(if you must know, rodrigo has the good stuff. 1500 thread count and imported straight from kerwon. you heard it here, folks. tell them redwald sent you, perhaps you'll get a discount.)

[ ASH. ]
It seems like I owe you five thousand gil.

[ MILES. ]
Receive any unexpected visitors today?

[ ARI. ]
I miss you terribly, peacock. Your absence gnaws at me.

I'll be gone a few days. If [...] Don't have too much fun without me.

[Aspel & Aud - separately]

How are you today?

[Drake]

[..............................] Are you busy tonight?

[Improperly filtered to the Fighters' Guild, and therefore not filtered at all]

SALUTATIONS TO MY BRETHREN IN THIS THE GUILD OF FIGHTERS

I AM BEING BASTIAN KELMENDIR I AM WRITING ON THIS SYSTEM TO BE INQUIRING IF THERE IS HELP I CAN BE GIVING WITH THE PLAGUE

I AM BEING A MONK OF THE SONS OF THE SISTERS. MY MARTIAL SKILLS ARE BEING EXCELLENT THOUGH MY HEALING COULD BE USING IMPROVEMENT IF I AM TO BE SAYING PERFECT HONESTY

THANKS BE TO YOU I AM GRATEFUL TO BE HELPING

greetings,
my bardic brethren!

those of you who've so sadly declined
the most recent call to heroism,
(& luckily have skipped infirmity also)
your council most humbly requests the
service of your (musical) talents.

those especially skilled in
info-gathering,
i do hope you can
shake a mean tambourine!

This sickness is keeping the bars pretty empty. How's an honest man supposed to make a living?

Next game's scheduled at 11pm, Tuesday, Sagittarius 4th, Docks warehouse 707.

[Nate]

[...............] How long before you can take another commission?

Is your sister

[Rin]

Though I'd have time to take you out this weekend, gorgeous, but I'm feeling like shit things're a little hectic. Next week?

[Ash]

I

My fine friends! My fantastic familiars!

With warm and welcoming arms I graciously greet each and every one of you! In an astounding addition to such warm welcomes, I offer the following fabulous proposal:

Any particularly prettily dressed damsel or dashingly debonair fellow who can meet the appropriately applied dress code for the following wondrous winter ball that I shall host, shall consider this their official invite for my grand gala!


[Thieves Guild.]

Ohoho~!

I extend a hilariously heartfelt proposal to you all. We are about to play a grand game and the ridiculous rules shall be as follows:

Any member of our grandiose guild who can fittingly find me as I attempt to exclusively evade all members of our stupendous stock throughout the day tomorrow, shall be met with a new and fantastic challenge assigned, personally, by your beloved SpyMaster!


[Genevieve.]

[...........]

Shall I courteously continue to refer to you as Albrecht? Or would it be more momentous to begin appropriately addressing you as Genevieve Calibri?

[MILES' MERRY WOMEN + LOCH]
One month on, one month off, and now we're back in the game. I've our next target: the Valendian Museum of Natural History. Having bribed a few caterers, I know that they'll be closing early on Sagittarius 3rd due to a private engagement wrapping up. So we'll strike then, Faram and schedules permitting. Be sure to clear yours, if you're in. I'll need all of you to go after the Coeurl.

I'll be scoping it out some more this week if anyone wishes to join (I hear they've a rather lovely exhibit on butterflies!). On the night, bring what you can to safely disable guards, alarms, and traps alike. Blueprints will be couriered over: your homework, ladies and gentlewomen.

[DAMIA]
Your bed is uncomfortable and your apartment needs better decoration than empty bottles of alcohol.

[LIONEL]
[...] Don't worry. I'll invite them to the Faram's Mass show myself.

I got nothing against the stink of fish, and I like living by the sea. So fuck you all.

[ Damia ]
Looks like we set some tongues wagging, darling. I'd be heartbroken you're using me to get you a ship, but since I'm apparently using you to move up in the world, I gotta say, sounds like this works out all right for both of us.

[ Ash ]
Nobles sure know how to use their imagination. Flirted a tad with Damia at a ball and apparently that means we're having wild sex all over the place. Leave her in a heartbeat for you, though. Lacks excitement. She probably couldn't kick my ass like you did last week.

[ Lan ]
Got your delivery. You'll hear from me in a few days.