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[If you thought it was cancelled in the wake of recent events, then you clearly don't know theatre! The show must go on, and with all the new damages in mind, the Bards Guild council has redoubled its efforts and expanded the program to near bursting.

Advertisements have gone out across all media today. Take a break this weekend, reward yourselves for doing a damn fine job defending the city.

And maybe gather up the balls to take the apple of your eye out on a date! Tickets are now two for 100g! The Bards Guild reminds you that the regular pricing is 55g pre-ordered and 60g at the door.]

Please don't forget to purchase your tickets to the Bards' Guild gala this weekend! You'll regret it if you miss it, believe me.

[Altair]

I'm sorry to have been so scarce, darling. I trust you talked those EKP people in circles? I must admit to a morbid sort of curiosity.

Incidentally, I believe you owe me a bottle of wine - the unpickable lock has been defeated at last as of this afternoon. It was an incredible pain in the Not as complex as it seems, once you work the trick out, but definitely tedious. Clever construction.

I would promise you dinner with your intolerable brothers anyway, but I've already been subjected to dinner with your intolerable friend, who can't control her temper and poured wine down my dress.

[Nate]

You're quite well after Sunday, I trust? I was too busy worrying about Aspel to I'd like to schedule installation of my lock sometime next week, if you're available - and possibly talk about that amplifier. It seems I really need it urge

[...] Also, out of sheer curiosity, if I gave you specifications for a custom lock pick, could you make it?

[Wil]

Do you know how
Would you teach me to

Are you busy next week, say, Wednesday, or is Merri eating up all your spare time?

[Aspel]

Are you feeling all
Is your head

Are you ready for your exile from society to come to an end? And more importantly, have you found a means of entertaining yourself, or are you?

[Drake]

I owe you dinner and could use some help with. Busy tonight?

[Bella]

Did I imagine it, or was the Sun in the air on Sunday? Are you well?

[Audrey]

I'm [...] thinking of going back to work next week. Do you think it's safe?

[Ofelia]
I got some information you'll find handy.

[Sky]
You alright, brat?

I do not understand why this is still a topic of conversation one week later, even after everything that's gone on since. However, allow me to correct any misconceptions that might have arisen about me.

I was not arrested, nor charged with any crime last week. The EKP simply asked me to go to their headquarters for two days and answer some questions to help them with an investigation. I complied, because I am always willing to do my civic duty and to help the brave peacekeepers that keep our city safe.

Thank you.

Well, darling, I've been meaning to ask. How did your arresting go? Did they lock you up? [.....] I hear that prison isn't so bad if you have company. Perhaps you'll make some new friends there, hmmm?

In all seriousness, I don't know if you've spoken to Arielle yet, but the rest of the evening was quite amusing. Poor girl, she left in such a hurry after her dress was soaked by wine.

Is everybody okay after Sunday? Nobody died, right? If anybody needs some healing, let me know. Or if there's anything else I can help with, I'll be glad to do so.

[Merri]
Are those books useful, Merri? I hope they were able to help a little.

After the events of Sunday, I hope that many of you will be joining us at the Gala this Saturday evening. If you would like to attend, but do not feel you can find the means of doing so, I have pre-purchased twenty pairs of tickets. These will be handed out on a first come first serve basis.

( Left at the Korporal's desk. )

[PUBLIC.]
I am beginning to think that Selkie's Law* ought to be taken up in parliament.

Also, please be wary of the seagulls, most especially if you plan to dine anywhere al fresco. They are here because of the recent catastrophe. Though they are on their way out, they are [...] undiscriminating when it comes to whose food to eat from and where to [...] dispose of said food. Another squire here at the Cathedral has had to throw out a new tunic.

*Muphy's Law, FF-ized