Carpe Diem Network

Type: Journal Post
When: 16 December, evening


I refuse to even hold a quill the entire holiday. I am going to sit on my ass and do 100% nothing the whole time.

So, guys, I need suggestions for ugly Christmas sweaters, because I'm totally going to make Derek Hale wear one. Do your worst.

Type: Journal post
When: December 14th, Afternoon

Four more days, not including today because classes are OVER, until holidays! I can't wait. I'm heading home to spend the holiday with my dad. I think we are going to try and cook a turkey this year which might lead to a fire but we will see. We might end up ordering Chinese like we have in the past which I'm also okay with.

I'm thinking of getting another animal so Batman can have a playmate and an annoying younger sibling. Thoughts?

Private to Derek
Dad has said yes to you and Isaac coming home for the holidays if you are still wanting to do that. We have a guest room for you and Isaac can have my bed. I think my dad might actually be a little excited to have some people over for Christmas. I think he gets lonely when I'm at school.

Type : Journal
When : Nov. 18, just after supper

A bit delayed I know, but I just had to comment on the quidditch game this past weekend. Hogwarts takes its quidditch seeeeeriously! I mean, how many people got hurt in just that one game?! I went to an all boys school before, but the boys at Merlins are fucking pussies next to you guys.

I would actually consider going out for the team, but I like a different kind of broomstick between my legs, if you get me.

Type: Journal Post
When: November 10, mid-morning

Private away from Staff

Who else can't focus in class today? Is it just me?

Private to R

King Donkey. Still. I can't.

You might need to save me from this life. Donkey Kong was never this important before.

What: Journal post
When: 10/27, afternoon

Oh man! this week is dragging on for freaking ever! I just want to have the dance, do some fun stuff and enjoy my Halloween. Fuck, cant we just skip classes for the rest of the week? None of us are going to be focusing on them anyways.

[Private to Misha]

Dude, we need to hang out. I'm missing my best bro and I wanted to go over some ideas I had for quidditch plays with you and get your opinion.

[Private to Luke]

Hey... so I miss you and wanted to know two things. One, can I bring Abacus over to hang out with your kids on Halloween, and two, can I come out and hang out with you on Halloween? No one will notice me around with all the people in costume.

What: Journal post
When: 10/27, afternoon

Isaac,

I picked up some supplies for you in case you need them and left them on your bed. There should be candy and if there isn't any then one of your roommates ate it and I'll come yell at them.

Be good.

DH

Type: Journal post
When: Oct. 23rd, Morning

Is to late to comment on the Scribbler rumours? Oh well.

My name is Marie Knight and I'm addicted to dragon dildos. I have 10 with 2 on the way. Please send help.

I guess the guys I've been with just aren't cutting it.

Type: Journal
Date: Oct. 12, lunch

Insert the same shit that everyone has been saying about glitter here. Blah blah blah. Although when you've hung out in as many clubs as I have, you just get used to it. Also, lint rollers.

(Private to Derek)

Dear Daddy,

So I heard you got kicked into the castle and yet I haven't had one invitation to check out your sweet digs?!

Signed, your neglected ward,
Isaac

Type: Journal
When : 10/11, around 11pm

So since apparently some fucking holiday is coming up, I should point out that none of you are five, so perhaps acting your age might be in order.

Type : Journal
When : Mon. Sept. 14, morning

You know, when you're a kid you never see your Professors as actual human beings. It's like, when class ends they just slither away into a broom closet or something, until the next day. (Unless they were looking to bust you for something and then they were everywhere!). Turns out, they (or I guess, we) are actually people.

That said, I cannot fucking wait for Hogsmeade weekend. I haven't decided what I'm going to do to pass the time yet, other than of course supervising you kids. lol Any suggestions?

Type: Journal
Date: 9/13/2015, afternoon

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. Who wants to figure out how to get to the top of the castle, and build a giant water slide that drops straight into a giant pool? I think we can do this. We need good charmers, fliers, and engineers. It's fucking hot, and there has not been nearly enough skin shown these first few weeks in a public forum.

What: Owl to Derek Hale
When: Sept. 9th, morning




( On official letterhead. Dear Mr. Hale... )