WHAT: First shot at being a hero!
WHEN: Wednesday, July 20.
WHERE: Tunnels in Camulus!
STATUS/RATING: Narrative, complete. PG-13 for vague mentions to character death.
TO: T.M., A.O., C.A.
FROM: POP-POP
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVEN THOUGH IT IS A ROMAN HOLIDAY AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THE ROMANS ARE -- STUPID AND UGLY, AND SHOULD STOP PROCREATING IMMEDIATELY. IT IS ALSO CHRISTIAN AND IF YOU THREE HAVE LEARNT ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU THALIA DATING A JEW, THE ONE TRUE GOD APPEALS ONLY TO NINNIES, MORONS, AND THOSE STUNTED IN THEIR BRAIN. NONETHELESS ENJOY THE FREE CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS. I HAVE SENT ALL OF YOU 20$ IN AN ENVELOPE AS I HEAR THAT IS A CUSTOM [H. Note: he doesn't understand the value of that will buy you a soda, sorry]. WITH ALL MY LOVE, YOUR POP-POP, OR ETERNAL FRIEND SINCE CHRYSO ALSO RECEIVES THIS, ZEUS.
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TO: [GROUP: CHAMPIONS]
FROM: Father of Gods and Men
BRING HONOUR TO GREECE AND COUNTRY. THE THREE OF YOU HAVE THE HOPES OF OUR GLORIOUS AND MOST ANCIENT NATION ON YOUR SHOULDERS. IT IS WITH LOVE I WRITE YOU TO REMIND YOU OF THOSE OBLIGATIONS. THALIA I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAN WHO IS NOT GREEK. IF ONLY YOU, ALEXANDRA, COULD ALSO SEE THIS IS PROPER DISCOURSE. CHRYSO, PLEASE CONTINUE TO MEET AND COURT AS MANY FEMALES AS YOU WOULD LIKE. THAT IS THE OBLIGATION OF BEING A MAN. AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS OF ATHENS: RESPECT. REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH AND I NEED MY SCABBARD FIXED SO CHRYSO PLEASE RETURN TO MOUNT OLYMPUS AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. GIRLS, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO APPEAL TO EROS. HE IS VERY TEMPERAMENTAL RIGHT NOW AS YOU KNOW HIM AND APHRODITE GET DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME. MORTALS THEY ARE SO CHARMING. NO DISRESPECT CHRYSO.
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TO: cain.
FROM: t.
"it came to me then. That we were wonderful traveling companions but in the end no more than lonely lumps of metal in their own separate orbits. From far off they look like beautiful shooting stars, but in reality they’re nothing more than prisons, where each of us is locked up alone, going nowhere. When the orbits of these two satellites of ours happened to cross paths, we could be together. Maybe even open our hearts to each other. But that was only for the briefest moment. In the next instant we’d be in absolute solitude. Until we burned up and became nothing." i really will love you forever.
TO: jq, z, niz.
FROM: t.
who needs ice cream, tissues, and best friends? i'll tell you who. it's the guy with two thumbs typing this.
TO: x, chrysler, azzie.
FROM: t.
greek night tomo idc if u have amazon or alpha obligations
TO: ade
FROM: t.
can u pls take the beer from chryso tks
Hey goddess. What u up to?