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FROM: z.
yo. i miss your pretty face. let's make out kthnx
TO: T.M., A.O., C.A.
FROM: POP-POP
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVEN THOUGH IT IS A ROMAN HOLIDAY AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THE ROMANS ARE -- STUPID AND UGLY, AND SHOULD STOP PROCREATING IMMEDIATELY. IT IS ALSO CHRISTIAN AND IF YOU THREE HAVE LEARNT ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU THALIA DATING A JEW, THE ONE TRUE GOD APPEALS ONLY TO NINNIES, MORONS, AND THOSE STUNTED IN THEIR BRAIN. NONETHELESS ENJOY THE FREE CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS. I HAVE SENT ALL OF YOU 20$ IN AN ENVELOPE AS I HEAR THAT IS A CUSTOM [H. Note: he doesn't understand the value of that will buy you a soda, sorry]. WITH ALL MY LOVE, YOUR POP-POP, OR ETERNAL FRIEND SINCE CHRYSO ALSO RECEIVES THIS, ZEUS.
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TO: [GROUP: CHAMPIONS]
FROM: Father of Gods and Men
BRING HONOUR TO GREECE AND COUNTRY. THE THREE OF YOU HAVE THE HOPES OF OUR GLORIOUS AND MOST ANCIENT NATION ON YOUR SHOULDERS. IT IS WITH LOVE I WRITE YOU TO REMIND YOU OF THOSE OBLIGATIONS. THALIA I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAN WHO IS NOT GREEK. IF ONLY YOU, ALEXANDRA, COULD ALSO SEE THIS IS PROPER DISCOURSE. CHRYSO, PLEASE CONTINUE TO MEET AND COURT AS MANY FEMALES AS YOU WOULD LIKE. THAT IS THE OBLIGATION OF BEING A MAN. AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS OF ATHENS: RESPECT. REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH AND I NEED MY SCABBARD FIXED SO CHRYSO PLEASE RETURN TO MOUNT OLYMPUS AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. GIRLS, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO APPEAL TO EROS. HE IS VERY TEMPERAMENTAL RIGHT NOW AS YOU KNOW HIM AND APHRODITE GET DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME. MORTALS THEY ARE SO CHARMING. NO DISRESPECT CHRYSO.
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WHO: IF YOU SHOULD BE THERE, YOU KNOW. The list is so long, ok, and I don't want to disinclude someone, so if you feel Thalia would have sent you an invite: plox turn up.
WHAT: Niz's SURPRISE birthday party.
WHEN: Niz is being brought to their dorm at 7.15pm on 2nd February; however, if you came early to help Thalia decorate, drop it in the comments~
WHERE: Between Thalia and Niz's room and a little overfill into the hall and into Jacques' room.
STATUS/RATING: OOC/IC Log that will probably reach a triple x.
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