battlers; in character.

Who: Mason Halloran, Layth al-Nabulsi
What: Uhh....an encounter.
When: Backdated to Tuesday morning, September 6, at precisely 9:45 AM.
Where: The 2nd floor men's bathroom in one of the academic buildings.
Rating: Definitely PG-13. Proooobably shouldn't read at work.

( You could make a fake beard out of toilet paper. You could say you’re a new teacher! )

TO: Mason
FROM: Layth
[Message sent 09:23:45 AM, 09/06/2037]

at 9:32, take a bathroom break. 2nd floor men's room. don't be obvious.

Who: Helga Reinhardt-Schweitzer, Layth al-Nabulsi
What: Spoiler: they break up. again. ;_;
Where: Layth's room in vic hall
When: Early Saturday morning
Rating: There are a few swears, a couple slurs, but it's otherwise pretty tame.

( I TOLD you I needed to get married. )

TO: Layth
FROM: Helga

Hey.

WHO: Layth al-Nabulsi and Helga Reinhardt-Schweitzer
WHAT: A phone call.
When: Monday, August 15, at whatever time was least convenient for Helga. Possibly the middle of the night.

"Hey. Helga? Hey." He's talking fast, but short, like a business man juggling calls. "I gotta tell you something. Now."

( left outside Helga's door )

TO: Layth
FROM: Helga

Lol you're retarded.

[a minute later]

Rule #1 for being a heavily closeted homosexual: do not pole dance with your male friends IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

[a minute after that

Rule #2 for being a heavily closeted homosexual: do not have gay sex with Mason Halloran.

TO: Kon, Ben, Robin, Casper, Fabien, Layth, Tori, Ade, Dante, John Collins, JJJ, Ursa.
FROM: Mason

hey. wannasd screw?

TO: Helga
FROM: Layth
[at 11:43 pm]

i miss you

TO: Helga
FROM: Layth
[at 11:43 pm]

& i'm sorry for that thing that i did for that thing that i said for the ba for stuff

TO: Helga
FROM: Layth
[at 11:43 pm]

and it s not just cause i'm drunk!!!!!!

TO: Helga
FROM: Layth
[at 11:44 pm]

you ever spit into the sink and your like whoaaaaa y is it that colour

?

Later that night:
TO: Mason Halloran
FROM: Layth

hey you wno't get upset if i use you ot fgure out issues cncerning my latent sexual idnenty and expressnoin, right

TO: Helga
FROM Layth

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i think i left my book in your room, can i pick it up 2night i got this gumball from the dispenser at the toy store that looks EXACTLY like dante wanna see?

TO: Dante
FROM: Layth

YE OF THE LONG GIRLISH HAIR i have brought you a gift because i'm drunk

TO: Casper
FROM: Layth

casper my brother will you consent to letting me talk about my feelings for 10 minutes & possibly ask you invasive personal questions if I buy you the BIG slurpee at 7/11?

who: Helga and Layth
what: Layth loses his virginity, Helga has emotions. It's a big night for all involved.
when: Layth's birthday. Tonight.
where: Helga's room
status: Complete

( Happy birthday to you... )

Who: Dante Cordoba, Layth al-Nabulsi
What: A fight. Because Rory & I realized they are basically Dash & Violet.
When: Monday evening
Where: ....a lawn? on campus!
Status: COMPLETE!



( Dante was extraordinarily close to being out of control, moreso than he ever had been in the four years he’d called himself an Alpha wolf. )

( Delivery for Helga Reinhardt-Scheitzer. )

TO: MAILING LIST: SOCIETY PRESIDENTS {Ade Holder [aholder@camulus.edu], Viveka Korolevko [vkorolevko@camulus.edu], Teodoro Reyes [treyes@camulus.edu], Amaya Vega [avega@camulus.edu], Sigma President}
CC: MAILING LIST: UPPER COUNSEL {Hyewon Yoo [hyoo@camulus.edu], Felix Meyrick [fmeyrick@camulus.edu], Monifa Omotoyossi [momotoyossi@camulus.edu], Yuki Itoh [yitoh@camulus.edu]}, MAILING LIST: SOCIETY SOCIAL CHAIRS {Layth al-Nabulsi [lalnabulsi@camulus.edu], Marcella Martino [mmartino@camulus.edu], Mercedes Torres [mtorres@camulus.edu], Daniel Best [dbest@camulus.edu], Casper Strauss [cstrauss@camulus.edu]}
FROM: Dembe Adrisi [dadrisi@camulus.edu]
SUBJECT: Society Block Party

To the Presidents of Our Noble Societies,

First of all, I'd like to offer congratulations to everyone for the events of the last couple weeks - I've heard some pretty impressive things about each of your adventures, as well as of strong performances from the members of your societies. Though we all faced certain hardships and missions did not unfold exactly as planned, it's important to focus on the fact that we all returned safe, sound, and most importantly, successful.

Furthermore, I personally feel that the Junior Missions left us with an unprecedented atmosphere of camaraderie amongst many students, after having worked together so diligently in inter-year, inter-society groups. Personally I would like to see this atmosphere cultivated, which is why I'm coming to you with a proposition: an all-society block party to be held this Saturday along Society Row, in which we celebrate our victories and pay tribute to our losses.

I hope that I can count on all of your participation in this initiative. I trust you'll all find the suggestion perfectly agreeable. The Student Counsel will be happy to pool our resources in whatever way necessary, but I have faith in your respective societies - and your talented Social Chairs - to make this an event to remember.

With Fond Regards,
Dembe Adrisi
President, Camulus Student Counsel
Representative of Uganda