TO: lcole@camulus.edu
FROM: rvanpapendrecht@camulus.edu
SUBJECT: My letter!!!
Dearest Professor Leopold Cole,
You've not responded to my letter yet!! Has someone stolen it off your door? I'll kill them in their sleep!!! Ha ha ha!! That's not a joke! Or is it? I've written it as an e-mail and left you another one on your door anyway, just to be safe!
The social was a total success! Prince Zoltan did end up taking me in the end, so I suppose I have you to thank for that!! I owe you one. ◕‿◕ Do you like milk tarts?? I make really good milk tarts!! You can hardly taste the laxatives in them, either. I mean, of course the ones I give you won't have any in them, ha ha ha! Or will they? No, I'm just joking, of course they won't!!! ◕‿^ I don't bake often without adding laxatives or love potions to the batter, but I will for you!!
I can give it to you when we train together! I've been asked on a team and I need to win. My life literally depends on it. I know absolutely shit about defending myself without my creatures and I think learning how to fight will really, super be helpful. I'm not a senior, but I'm coming to you for help anyway because you are the coolest. I totally understand if you can't because you're busy with your seniors though, but if you could spare even half an hour a week, I would totally be grateful!!
I need to be on the winning team, Professor Leopold Cole.
Your favourite,
Robin!
♥♥♥♥♥
Robin
( Left on Leo's office door, handwritten and spritzed with an apple smelling body spray. )