TO: T.M., A.O., C.A.
FROM: POP-POP
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVEN THOUGH IT IS A ROMAN HOLIDAY AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THE ROMANS ARE -- STUPID AND UGLY, AND SHOULD STOP PROCREATING IMMEDIATELY. IT IS ALSO CHRISTIAN AND IF YOU THREE HAVE LEARNT ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU THALIA DATING A JEW, THE ONE TRUE GOD APPEALS ONLY TO NINNIES, MORONS, AND THOSE STUNTED IN THEIR BRAIN. NONETHELESS ENJOY THE FREE CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS. I HAVE SENT ALL OF YOU 20$ IN AN ENVELOPE AS I HEAR THAT IS A CUSTOM [H. Note: he doesn't understand the value of that will buy you a soda, sorry]. WITH ALL MY LOVE, YOUR POP-POP, OR ETERNAL FRIEND SINCE CHRYSO ALSO RECEIVES THIS, ZEUS.
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TO: "Amaya Vega", "Yeon Son", "Fredrik Sørensen", "Alfred Mwangi"
FROM: "Felix Meyrick"
CC: "Hasan Baseth"
SUBJECT: Psigma
Let's party.
But no, it greatly troubles me to hear that once again Amazon makes demands at the expense of others. Their belief that they are "in control" and/or the most important society on campus is unforgivably rude to the other organisations at Camulus. I know we all have friends in Amazon and while I respect the girls individually; I do not, however, respect the manner in which they have handled the debaucle. If Amazon wants to behave like they are spoiled children, they are welcome to. I refuse to reward it and I refuse to attend their party on grounds of how they have forced it to occur.
As such, I propose we host a party, before their party, making a new tradition of Psi and Sigma cooperation. We are both houses that continually move forward and live for innovation. Instead of adhering to tradition, we buck it, and we make our own. I cannot think of a better partnership. I will not be handling this, our social chair will, as well as our wonderful president, Alfred, but I will be involved; especially as my unique powers can be detrimental to the plans of Psi. I want to be sure if we do this, my presence will not affect the party as a whole.
Sigma, I am confident, can provide a laser show after sunset, as well as opening the planetarium (I will speak to Bruno about providing a soundtrack to it? Like a complete experience) and with our members, we can certainly design a combat field with electric discs instead of the usual beer pong (however, that will also be available). I firmly believe this would be an excellent idea. Maya and I are both in agreement and would like to speak more about this with all of you. Is it possible to set up a meeting for coffee either tomorrow or the next day?
Cheers,
Felix Meyrick
4th Year Qatar Representation
VP External - Executive Student Council
Sigma Crew Pledgemaster
[Sent a few minute later...]
TO: "Chryso" [candronikos@camulus.edu]
FROM: "Felix" [fmeyrick@camulus.edu]
SUBJECT: sorry man
hey sorry we got cut off last night. shit to hear about the amazons being amazons and ade being a complete tit. it's not really fair to you. look, though, sigma offered to host a party with psi; either on the night (i'd prefer that) or before the annual alpha/amazon one. i just want you to know what's up, but don't tell anyone. i'm fuming at how the amazons treated psi, alpha, and you, especially. the immortal words of mick jagger ring true, you can't always get what you want.
love you sex bomb
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TO: [GROUP: CHAMPIONS]
FROM: Father of Gods and Men
BRING HONOUR TO GREECE AND COUNTRY. THE THREE OF YOU HAVE THE HOPES OF OUR GLORIOUS AND MOST ANCIENT NATION ON YOUR SHOULDERS. IT IS WITH LOVE I WRITE YOU TO REMIND YOU OF THOSE OBLIGATIONS. THALIA I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAN WHO IS NOT GREEK. IF ONLY YOU, ALEXANDRA, COULD ALSO SEE THIS IS PROPER DISCOURSE. CHRYSO, PLEASE CONTINUE TO MEET AND COURT AS MANY FEMALES AS YOU WOULD LIKE. THAT IS THE OBLIGATION OF BEING A MAN. AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS OF ATHENS: RESPECT. REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH AND I NEED MY SCABBARD FIXED SO CHRYSO PLEASE RETURN TO MOUNT OLYMPUS AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. GIRLS, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO APPEAL TO EROS. HE IS VERY TEMPERAMENTAL RIGHT NOW AS YOU KNOW HIM AND APHRODITE GET DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME. MORTALS THEY ARE SO CHARMING. NO DISRESPECT CHRYSO.
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TO: cain.
FROM: t.
"it came to me then. That we were wonderful traveling companions but in the end no more than lonely lumps of metal in their own separate orbits. From far off they look like beautiful shooting stars, but in reality they’re nothing more than prisons, where each of us is locked up alone, going nowhere. When the orbits of these two satellites of ours happened to cross paths, we could be together. Maybe even open our hearts to each other. But that was only for the briefest moment. In the next instant we’d be in absolute solitude. Until we burned up and became nothing." i really will love you forever.
TO: jq, z, niz.
FROM: t.
who needs ice cream, tissues, and best friends? i'll tell you who. it's the guy with two thumbs typing this.
TO: x, chrysler, azzie.
FROM: t.
greek night tomo idc if u have amazon or alpha obligations
TO: ade
FROM: t.
can u pls take the beer from chryso tks
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