To: [FRESHMEN STUDENTS], fdelacroix@camulus.edu, dcordoba@camulus.edu
From: sfullerton-fitzwarren@camulus.edu
CC: yi@camulus.edu, vdalca@camulus.edu, ual-ghamdi@camulus.edu, dwolfe@camulus.edu
Subject: Mason Halloran
Students,
As you may be aware, the freshman codenamed Poppet was discovered in a compromised situation earlier today. I say compromis
ed as opposed to the more usual compromis
ing, as Mr Halloran was quite seriously injured. He has been moved to the infirmary, where I am informed that his condition is described as "stable, but serious".
Those of you who have not been entirely turned off caring for him by his abrasive personality might wish to visit him, but that is a matter for negotiation between yourselves and the medical staff. Were I in his position, I doubt that I would want slack-jawed idiots crowding round mouthing platitudes, but there you are.
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Serena Fullerton-Fitzwarren
BritanniaFreshman Head Mentor
"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."
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