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Jun. 25th, 2011


[info]suertes

TEXT MESSAGES.

(1) TEXT MESSAGE FOR [FRIENDS OF CARMEN WHO WEREN'T AT THE ALPHA PARTY]. )

Jun. 22nd, 2011


[info]npcbattlers

To: Noach Kanowitz <"nlutgens.kanowitz@camulus.edu">
From: Jakob Kanowitz <"jakob.kanowitz@morganstanley.com>
Subject: An update.

Dear Noach,

It has been a very long time since you have written any sort of correspondance to us. I understand that you are busy running your society (and being eaten by fellow students), but your grandmother and I would appreciate knowing how our only grandson is doing.  Important tidbits such as: do you have a girlfriend? How is your stock portfolio doing? Have you gotten a position in the tournament?  Are you still hanging around that many go Have you developed better company? Have you quit smoking marijuana? I know that your mother thinks that partaking in marijuana will calm you down, but there is nothing to calm down and despite what the youth think of marijuana being a 'soft' drug, no grandson of mine will continue to partake in some illicit low class substance. Drugs, regardless of usage are not soft, and whatever the status of that is in Holland, I will have you understand that in America, the smoking of such substances is illegal and I do not want to see you seized and hauled off by the government.  You are representing another country a country and you should act in a matter befitting to such. Smoking marijuana is not.

I would also advise you against spending time with people such as that character who swallowed you. From brief glimpses, not only is her power dangerous and harmful (as you have no doubt experienced) but she is a dirty and unwashed character.  Some searching on Googlesphere have not turned out flattering information, though from the supplementary material on the Czech government website, I understand she has had a troubled past. Nevertheless, it is not your position to help her, and you should keep your distance.

I hope that you have continued your studies and that you are continuing to observe the Sabbath. Contact your grandmother and I more. As always, best wishes.

Jakob Kanowitz
Financial Advisor - Vice President
jakob.kanowitz@morganstanely.com
Direct: (212) 613-6746
Branch: (212) 613-6700   
Fax: (212) 613-6789


Jun. 21st, 2011


[info]mathematicus

TEXTS.

TO: ISKOWITCH CAIN
FROM: ME

where have you been you cherub fuck? let's do drinks tonight.


TO: LUTGENS-KANOWITZ NOACH
FROM: ME

alright?

Jun. 20th, 2011


[info]dryly

Noach's non thriftiness makes an appearance every fifty years.

 


 


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[info]dryly

Narrative.

WHO: Noach Lutgens-Kanowitz
WHERE: Sigma, and then the campus in general
WHEN: Backdated to June 18th, 2011. Saturday.
WHAT: Noach reflects after conversations/altercations with Fabien and Tori. Conclusion: putting on his big boy pants.
STATUS/RATING: Placeheld/PG-13 at least.

Jun. 19th, 2011


[info]suertes

TEXT MESSAGES.

(1) TEXT MESSAGE FOR KILLIAN DUFF. )
(1) TEXT MESSAGE FOR NOACH LUTGENS-KANOWITZ. )

Jun. 15th, 2011


[info]dryly

TEXT

TO: Ponzi (Carmen)
FROM: The Nigerian Prince (Noach)

It worked.  Check NASDAQ as soon as you can.  A thousand is yours, if you want to take it right away or keep investing it. Goddamn, you have made a miracle happen.  Stocks don't ever perform like this. [...] Let me take you out.