battlers; in character.

WHO: Klaus Fenstermacher & José Cuervo
WHAT: A kiss. In the Name of Science.
WHEN: ....good question, actually. let's just say today, Wednesday, August 31.
WHERE: One of Sigma's secret underground laboratories.
RATING: IT IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT GORY. PG-13, for grossness. And some swearing.

( Dios ayúdame, I think I have killed him. )

TO: Niz
FROM: Klaus

harry potter and firewhiskey and west side story!!!

TO: sfullerton-fitzwarren@camulus.edu
FROM: kfenstermacher@camulus.edu
SUBJECT: A Serious Inquiry

Professor Fullerton-Fitzwarren,

I have a Hypothetical Situation in which I a friend of mine found a Post-It Note with the words "You have Secret Virus Powers" written on it. What should I my friend do about this? How does one get Tested for latent Virus Powers? Should I my friend ignore this because it might be a stupid joke? I My friend would like to know and I have asked you because you are the Head Freshman Mentor and therefore very Wise. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Klaus H. Fenstermacher
MEISTERWERK
Freshman representative of Germany

Who:Viktorus Petraitis and the entire world
What:Post-it notes!
When:Earlyearly Sunday Morning

( xoxo gossip demon )

TO: Aloha Crazywitch (Niz)
FROM: Klaus

MY GAYDAR IS BROKEN I NEED TO PLAY FINAL FANTASY

TO: "Herr Brinkerhoff" r.brinkerhoff@gmail.com
CC: "Mutti" gfenstermach@gmail.com
FROM: "Klaus" kfenstermacher@camulus.edu
SUBJECT: FRUSTRATION!!!

[Entire email is written in German.]

NO ONE HAS PICKED ME FOR THEIR TOURNAMENT TEAM YET AND I AM VERY DISTRESSED WHAT IF I DO NOT GET PICKED ALL OF DEUTSCHLAND WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL PLEASE SEND HELP IN THE FORM OF CANDIES OR FROZEN KARTOFFELPUFFEN IMMEDIATELY DANKE

-- KLAUS

Because Olga doesn't sleep, she has a lot of time to do extra things and generally she sits in a bucket and does crafts and tries not to make a mess. She handmade Valentines for a handful of people and they were hand delivered with chocolates.

( Valentine Journals for ALL Amazons and Katia )

( Valentines for Misha, Raj, Klaus, Ari, Felix, Hasan )

( Valentine for Raphael )

( Valentine for Konstantin )

TO: KONSTANTIN
FROM: ME

HELLO URGENT MESSAGE FOLLOWING: WHICH LADIES HAVE YOU PUT UNDER YOUR ROBOTIC SPELL? I DO NOT WANT TO SEND CANDYGRAMS TO SOMEONE WHO IS PINING AFTER YOU :)