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[Jul. 19th, 2012|08:47 am] |
Hey.
Is there a guy named Remus Lupin around? |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|08:54 pm] |
No more boobs, but still naked! |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|10:45 am] |
GAH, never going home again.
Eyeballs, need bleach! |
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[Apr. 17th, 2012|07:47 pm] |
Oh no, now I've got the naked-thing too! |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|09:24 pm] |
[backdated to before the full moon]
Harry? Think Bree could stay with you for a few nights? She's easy, just water her twice a day and make sure she gets plenty of sunlight. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2011|11:59 pm] |
Uncle Remus? Uncle Sirius? Mom Lily? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|10:19 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|05:57 pm] |
Remus? Siretta? |
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[Sep. 18th, 2011|04:57 pm] |
SIRIUS BLACK.
Go make out with my boyfriend. You two are taking forever with this. |
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[Sep. 12th, 2011|11:22 pm] |
Remus, I don't know what you're talking about, I think you're adorable. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2011|11:02 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|11:32 pm] |
Summer's nice and all, but it's kind of boring. The ladies at the library all know me by name. |
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[May. 3rd, 2011|11:19 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[May. 3rd, 2011|05:53 pm] |
My leg feels a little bit better, but it's still hard to walk on. I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow and see what's wrong.
I owe you, Siretta. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|06:10 pm] |
Padfoot, I know the sirens are... pretty, but can you not hit on them, they are trying to kill you. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2011|06:50 pm] |
Padfoot, can you come home, I'm sorry. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2011|09:08 am] |
Oh, Merlin, I am ages behind on my school work. How did I fall this far behind? And where are my books? I only have a handful here. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|02:22 pm] |
They'll let just about anyone be a wizard these days. Disgusting. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2011|01:20 am] |
Oi Moony. Steve's trying to set me up with her dad. Weird, eh? Seems like a nice enough bloke (once you get past the threats of violence) but of course you know my heart belongs to my darling Minerva. Amusing concept, though, if you follow it out to it's end. I'd be like your step-father-in-law. I could take you fishing and teach you to ride a bike!
Finish your dinner, mate, there's starving muggles in China! |
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[Feb. 1st, 2011|10:39 pm] |
Valentine's Day is coming up. I have no idea what to get my boyfriend, but I was leaning toward sex. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2011|02:31 am] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[Jan. 6th, 2011|07:14 pm] |
What is this? It appears to be magic. I do NOT like it!
WHERE AM I? Only magic could have brought me here. Whoever did it will pay!u
*He's poking at the device, making random letters.*
I'm told it isn't. I do not understand. I demand explanations! |
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[Jan. 7th, 2011|12:50 am] |
Merlyn? Where have you brought us this time? |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2010|10:01 pm] |
EW. God, Sirius, what the heck? |
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[Dec. 18th, 2010|09:58 pm] |
Oh shit, mistletoe!
I must surround myself with attractive ladies at all times! |
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[Dec. 11th, 2010|03:44 pm] |
As much as I enjoyed the breasts, I'm glad to be back in my own skin. There aren't nearly enough lesbians at Taunton. Made it hard to get my daily recommended dose of sex.
Ladies, Sirius Black is back. Just two at a time, please, I'm not a machine.
Where the hell are James and Pete, by the way? |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
I need to find another place to stay. At least until this whole thing is over. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:56 pm] |
Dad? I am so sorry. All I did today was go to the mall, I swear. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:11 pm] |
MOONY, COME LOOK AT MY BOOBS.
Professor McGonagall! Now we can fulfill your lesbian fantasies! |
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[Sep. 11th, 2010|07:47 pm] |
I know I'm bad at potions, but this is ridiculous. Why am I no longer at Hogwarts? Sirius? James? Peter? |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|05:09 pm] |
( Sirius ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|08:04 am] |
Oi Pete. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|07:58 pm] |
Oi Moony. What are you doing? |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|05:17 pm] |
Does anyone speak French? |
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[Oct. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm] |
( Marauders )
Who does a guy have to fuck to get a cookie around here? |
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