| Dethklok and Co |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|08:23 am] |
So ah. Next year, no more Halloween costumes. I'm serious. |
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| Dethklok, Opening Acts, Staff, et al. |
[Oct. 17th, 2009|06:05 am] |
I need you all to consult your final checklists. If you're missing something, if any of you need anything, let me know immediately.
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|06:35 pm] |
I suppose I should attend a couple of rehearsals to figure out what I'll be doing for the pyrotechnics display. Charles, would that be all right with you? |
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| Official Statement to the Press |
[Sep. 29th, 2009|02:58 am] |
Today, a certain minority of fans of Dethklok chose to express their enthusiasm about the new album's release in a tragic and unprecedented manner. This was not our intention. It is our wish to extend our deepest sympathies to the victims of these actions. Actions which we do not condone, endorse, or encourage in any way. These individuals are not affiliated with Dethklok or the company as a whole. They do not represent any of the band's members, employees, or any other entities associated with the company.
We urge the media and the press to view these acts as individual and random, and not a widespread epidemic. The music is not dangerous. It is created simply to be enjoyed, like all music. And as with anything created, there will always be a few who would perceive within it a message that simply does not exist, and take that to the extreme. With the internet these false ideas can be exchanged and mutated even further, made larger than it would seem to be possible.
We hope these matters are resolved quickly by the proper authorities, and that those few who have taken it upon themselves to act out in this way receive the help they need.
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Oh, hey, so, uh. Our new album came out today, so that's probably why there's more murders and fires and riots and badass stuff going on than most Tuesdays. Because Tuesdays usually really fucking blow. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday so that's why this came out today. So when you're old, and decrepit, and pooping on yourself, you can think back and go 'hey, that one Tuesday back that one time was pretty badass'. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|04:42 pm] |
So the redhead roadie guy says I should probably post here since I haven't yet because apparently this is like school with role call or something.
Hi. I'm Natalie and I hate you all. That is all.
Oh, and Gaala needs to go record her parts so I can get in the studio or I swear I will throw all the guitars out the window again. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|12:25 am] |
AUGH
I NEED TO PLAY ALL THESE SONGS I WROTE
I'M GOING NUTS HERE |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE GOATS OUT OF MY ROOM. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
...Right. There seems to be a bug going around again, so I need everyone to check in. This applies to Dethklok, family to Dethklok, employees.
Also, someone please notify me immediately when my new shipment of glasses come in. I seem to have incinerated all of my extras. With my laser eyes. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|01:08 pm] |
Oh no.
Ohhhhhh shit.
Um.
I'm going to be gone for a couple days. Mr. Ofdensen, are you good with that? (Not that anyone really has a choice in the matter.)
Pelekai, if anything fucked up happens, just... uh. Nevermind. Nothing should happen to you. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
( Teja ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
Oh dear, that was uncomfortable.
...I've no idea how I managed to land upright. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:01 pm] |
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A ROBOT.
Now there's three of him.
Fuck, I bet he's going to yell three times more now. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
So weird.
New guy...looks like me. Like...twins.
I mean, yeah. I know it happens, here. I've seen other people who look like other people. But this time it's me. And...that's just weird.
How do you deal with that craziness? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|03:13 pm] |
I had forgotten just how much I hate Perpetuity clauses.
I was so certain that I was done with this. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2009|04:48 pm] |
That was a uh, terrible dream. Which I don't remember.
At all. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|09:44 pm] |
People are turning back to their regular ages.
Final check in, people. Ofdensen, Pickles, Skwisgaar, I need your status.
I'd also like to hear from Miniver, Cassidy, Soren, and Henriette. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|08:33 pm] |
Brennie & Teague (and Lilo, I guess) I'm just going to hang out at Mordhaus for a while, until things settle down a little.
Tej: thanks for finding me and making sure I didn't stay lost in the garden forever, and if you could find the guy I clocked with a cobblestone and tell him I'm sorry I'd appreciate it.
Anybody else who may have gotten an angry ranting phone call last night/early this morning telling you to be the right age, I apologize and I probably didn't really mean it. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|01:28 am] |
So yeah, as much fun as dicking around in this giant mansion is, with its recording studio and the huge fuckin' bar and the other bar and the... third bar and the blood fountains and secret passages is, I kinda want to go, like, outside. Also that clown chick is fuckin' creepy. I hate clowns. Figure I ain't a prisoner here, these hooded guys seem chilled. Plus I think my time might be limited here. So, uh...
Anyone wanna go get hammered? Somewhere that's not here? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|05:07 pm] |
Charlie, Pickles, Robyn - How are you guys doing? If you need anything, just let a Klokateer know. I'm out of here for a while.
Lulu - How's the kid?
Cass and Soren - Try not to overexert yourselves. Idiots.
Okasan - Thanks for helping me in this. It's ridiculous.
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|02:20 pm] |
What d'fuck?
I was about to beat the shit out of that guy and-
I'm behind a fucking desk. I'm in an office. There are ties.
Just went from a bar brawl to WORST FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE? |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
So, uh. I'm married now.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh, and you guys should throw me a bachelor party. Even though it's late. ... this means Skwisgaar and Swksgaar and Toki and Pickles and that small hippie dude. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|10:56 am] |
As tends to happen this time of year, I'm getting restless again, need something to do besides keep the Guild running, since it's almost self-sustaining and certainly self-policing.
I need something to do that isn't acquisitions though, something more along the lines of pest control. Very specific pest control.
Mr. CFO, there anything that needs my attention yet? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
Denny, have you made your choice yet? I expect alternate dimensions can be troubling on a body. There isn't any pressure, take all the time you need - I just know you have a delicate condition.
Mister Ofdensen, I believe I'm going to come to check on those living at Mordhaus twice weekly. Nathan has been drinking a bit more lately, to the extent where to be on the safe side I want to regenerate his liver more frequently. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Dood.
I dunno, but I think my cell phone ain't working or something. I think I need a new one.
You know, maybe one of those G3s or something like that. Can we get a thing going with those guys that make them? Because that'd be awesome. |
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| [Voice post, also broadcasted to Klokateers' radios] |
[Nov. 2nd, 2008|07:15 pm] |
There seems to be a, uh. Legion of the undead. On the front lawn. Possibly fans. I need a team around the boys, and snipers I need headshots. 359, I'll meet you and beta team outside to, ah, deal with the problem hand-to-hand. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|10:56 pm] |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|02:26 pm] |
Hey, douchebags.
Are you even practicing? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|06:58 pm] |
NATHANS, PICKLE, SKWISGAAR!!! YOU GOTS TO SEES DIS.
I founds a fan communities online for us and dey's totally metal asides from de facts dey's um.
Dey draws us havings sex.
With each others. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|02:51 pm] |
...Right.
Would someone like to, uh, tell me what's going on here?
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|01:42 am] |
Mister Offdensen? Would you perhaps like to go out this evening for a cup of tea? I'd like to get out of my flat, and I don't have any friends know of many places.
We can talk shop, or discuss something else if you'd like. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2008|11:42 pm] |
Ugh.
You'd think I told investors I was going to impale their first born, not that I had to reschedule a meeting for late evening. I'm the CEO for a fairly large bank, dear ones, I get to schedule the meetings.
Makes me miss how business was done in the old days. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|04:08 am] |
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?
IT'S NOT EVEN MY KID. For the first time... ever, I can say that without a doubt.
Edit: Hey, Satan. Ummm. Can I ask you a favor? |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|02:24 am] |
Huh. This is...uh...this is interesting.
Anyone? Care to explain? |
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