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Nathan Explosion ([info]blackestblack) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-08 04:08:00

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Entry tags:charles foster ofdensen, gabriella montez, jade, nathan explosion, rachel morgan, skwisgaar skwigelf (post-dethklok)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?




IT'S NOT EVEN MY KID. For the first time... ever, I can say that without a doubt.

Edit: Hey, Satan. Ummm. Can I ask you a favor?

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[info]not_pandering
2008-08-08 05:12 am UTC (link)
...Nathan?

Is there a problem here?

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 11:09 am UTC (link)
Some lady in Florida says that because we were married when I got here I should give her 5,000 a month for "our" kid.

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[info]not_pandering
2008-08-08 04:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm assuming it's because of the man you replaced?

On a legal level, you have nothing to worry about.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. I replaced a... guy. Who does money stuff and had a kid and a wife that yelled a lot.

Really?

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(no subject) - [info]not_pandering, 2008-08-08 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]not_pandering, 2008-08-09 12:43 am UTC

[info]music_in_me
2008-08-08 11:29 am UTC (link)
Oh, that sucks. I just gave my son back to his dad because I guess I wasn't really a fit mother, according to him, so I lucked out.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 11:33 am UTC (link)
It's not really my kid, it's the kid of the guy that wasn't me before I got here.

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[info]music_in_me
2008-08-08 11:42 am UTC (link)
Well, this isn't my kid, either! There should be a law about this sort of thing.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 11:44 am UTC (link)
THERE REALLY SHOULD BE.

I'll get my manager on that.

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(no subject) - [info]music_in_me, 2008-08-08 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]music_in_me, 2008-08-08 12:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:03 pm UTC

[info]half_jaded
2008-08-08 11:41 am UTC (link)
Oh darling, must you shout so?

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 11:43 am UTC (link)
YES.

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[info]half_jaded
2008-08-08 11:44 am UTC (link)
Surely it can't be that bad.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 11:46 am UTC (link)
YES IT CAN. I WANT TO KEEP ALL MY MONEY, NOT GIVE IT AWAY TO SOME OTHER DUDE'S KID.

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(no subject) - [info]half_jaded, 2008-08-08 11:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]half_jaded, 2008-08-08 11:54 am UTC

[info]rachelmorgan
2008-08-08 12:04 pm UTC (link)
You sound grrry Nathan. I could help you if you want?

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I replaced some dude with a wife and a kid and apparently in the divorce I have to pay child support BUT I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HER.

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[info]rachelmorgan
2008-08-08 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Want me to do a spell? Either I could do one on you but it might change your appearance for a little while. Or if you know where the woman lives I can go do a memory spell on her.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? Maybe you should do it on her... law... people.

She's at [address].

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmorgan, 2008-08-08 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmorgan, 2008-08-08 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmorgan, 2008-08-08 02:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmorgan, 2008-08-08 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmorgan, 2008-08-08 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 02:50 pm UTC

[info]goodbettermetal
2008-08-08 07:59 pm UTC (link)
You is gots a real problems dere but you really don'ts forcause you ams totally gots it covered with de managers. Whatsever.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-08 09:04 pm UTC (link)
I was gonna be pissed because I know it's not my fucking kid.

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[info]goodbettermetal
2008-08-08 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Well, is pretty good dats you gots dat takens care of. Kinda glads dat de only relatings I is haves on when I replace dat guy was littlemees, though I thinks on dats he am is asposed to be my son? I don't gots no real ideas how dats am works. But its is how is what happens.

So uh... dat secrets place was gots another one probablies about you but not really I don't knows. Dat last one ams was dat guy and not you. Does you scares peoples for accident?

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(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-08 09:34 pm UTC

[info]fallofman
2008-08-09 06:38 am UTC (link)
I could get rid of your legal troubles.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-08-09 06:40 am UTC (link)
Well, my manager says I don't have to pay legally.

But what are you talking about?

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[info]fallofman
2008-08-09 06:42 am UTC (link)
I'm bored, you're a musician, and my job includes working with all matters of troubles you folks have so that you don't have any, anymore.

How attached are you to this woman and brood of anklebiters?

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(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-09 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallofman, 2008-08-09 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-09 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallofman, 2008-08-09 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-09 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallofman, 2008-08-09 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-09 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallofman, 2008-08-09 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-09 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallofman, 2008-08-09 07:14 am UTC
Nathan
[info]moreevilthanyou
2008-08-10 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Yes dear?

(ooc: Pretend I don't fail and took forever to see the edit)

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Satan
[info]blackestblack
2008-08-10 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Can you make it so that kid isn't mine because it ISN'T.

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Nathan
[info]moreevilthanyou
2008-08-10 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Of course my dear. It's DNA has been changed, it's not yours. Anything else I can do?

You should sue her for false allegations. That might be fun.

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Satan - [info]blackestblack, 2008-08-10 05:47 pm UTC
Nathan - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2008-08-10 05:51 pm UTC

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