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[Mar. 31st, 2012|10:16 pm] |
Ezio, love, do you own a tuxedo?
In other news - It's so hot already. Global warming isn't a real thing my sweet ass! |
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[Mar. 15th, 2012|07:52 pm] |
Mia dio, what is this?
That is not weather that is typically seen in Florence. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2012|11:38 pm] |
( Ezio. ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|08:51 pm] |
Should I feel badly that I bribed a police officer? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|07:35 pm] |
Oh, bloody hell, I already have to start worring about Valentine's Day gifts. I just finished giving presents. This is why there are so many copout Tesco chocolates given out, I think. Our brains are all mush.
Alistair, what are you giving your girlfriend for Valentine's? Do you guys have that in Thedas? THEDANS. DO YOU HAVE A HOLIDAY THAT INVOLVES CANDY AND SHAGGING? I mostly just want ideas for my beau. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2011|08:05 pm] |
Dani? What is Lipitor? And Viagra? I move around this internet and see strange things that look like advertisements, but I have no idea what those things are. |
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[Dec. 18th, 2011|06:30 pm] |
I got accepted to university. I start next term, and I've never been so excited before. It feels like I'm going to throw up. ... is that normal? |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|09:50 pm] |
Qing, are you occupied this Friday? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|07:17 pm] |
33! |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|07:27 pm] |
Strange. Very strange.
This is certainly not Masyaf. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|12:35 am] |
Oh, balls!
Cock, cock, cock! |
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[Oct. 7th, 2011|11:58 am] |
I've been training with il Mentore and Sir Auron and on top of that, doing my dance classes and practicing for Cirque for four hours a day and ... okay, I don't think that snapping sound my arm made a while ago was funny or nice of it. I'm going to take a pass on doing anything but laying here today and waiting for the throbbing to stop it. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2011|07:52 pm] |
Anyone want a house in Italy? I didn't blow the backyard up too much. |
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[Sep. 12th, 2011|11:55 pm] |
... a few of the corpses on the slabs here just started dancing a la 'Thriller'.
I'm going to say something I have never said before, but is the only thing that seems appropriate right now. Oy vey. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2011|12:10 am] |
Sono a casa!
Finally! |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|08:44 pm] |
This place again?
Or is it the same?
Signora Petit? Signor Remy? Zevran? Ronia? Does anyone here know me? Ezio Auditore? |
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[Aug. 30th, 2010|03:00 pm] |
The next person who thinks all my country has to offer are mafiosi, meatballs and these padrini, these devils in the church's clothing? Is getting a stiletto in the eye. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2010|07:28 pm] |
Now what the glorious fuck is all this shit going down? |
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[Jul. 10th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
Petit? Is there anything you need done?
Michelle, love, I have found a few places we can look at if you wish.
Ezio? ... I have not stopped laughing, friend.
Morrigan - you had better have returned and apologized to your lover. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2010|12:54 am] |
Left as a message on the Guildhall's phone line:
I can't believe I'm admitting to this, but I am using my one telephone call that I apparently get, in order to call you people and beg a bit of help. Some problems at the Uffizi Gallery in Firenze ... erm. These men seem to believe I stole something from the Gallery. Hopefully one of you can help me with this difficult situation? |
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[Jun. 18th, 2010|09:52 am] |
Someone tell me again why I did not simply portkey to Firenze. Those flying things are menaces.
That said, it is pleasant to be home again, and I am stunned at the amount of buildings which have survived. The Uffizi Gallery has some truly marvellous things, also.
( Principessa ) |
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[May. 20th, 2010|09:55 am] |
Ngggh, there's something really sexy about dry aged beef. And my meat vendor had Kobe beef. Not the fakey American kind, but genuine Tajima cattle, super happy beef with the hottest marbling you've ever seen. Sashimi, here we come.
... just not on the beef, I'm going to put it on the menu and in my belly. I'm not that pervy. |
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[May. 9th, 2010|12:55 am] |
Ezio, my friend. Wine. Now. |
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[May. 4th, 2010|09:15 am] |
I'm back in the game. Didn't win the tourney, but I made it farther than all betting parties thought I would, they'll know better next time. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2010|01:35 pm] |
Two of my friends are in trees!
... I may be using that expression incorrectly. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2010|05:53 pm] |
Is it strange, that of all the places I've lived, all the people I've lived with, I miss the circus the most? |
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[Feb. 11th, 2010|10:05 pm] |
( Zevran ) |
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[Feb. 6th, 2010|01:02 am] |
Am I not meant to bed the people on the front lawn?
Why are they there, anyway? I do not understand. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|07:32 pm] |
I just got back from a job, I've got a guild to run, I've got a new student and somehow, I'm still bored.
How does this happen? |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|09:45 pm] |
Apparently I have an extremely influential occupation. I do not know what to make of this. The only occupation I have ever held which required my subjugation to another's authority was as my father's apprentice. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|08:17 pm] |
I believe I have figured out how to lock missives to the person they are intended for. ooc: Indeed he has, so no hacking, Damon, wink.
( Stefan Salvatore ) |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|10:24 pm] |
Dove sono - where am I?
Why do I know English? I have never even met an Englisher. And this is not my home.
It seems I have been subdued and held. And induced to write with this ... thing ... instead of proper ink and quill. Leonardo, is this your doing? If so, you had no need to kidnap me! |
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