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Tweak says, "Goodie goodie gumdrops"

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (ex_assassino897) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-12-21 20:05:00

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altaïr ibn-la'ahad, dani winchester, ezio auditore da firenze, qing bu

Dani? What is Lipitor? And Viagra? I move around this internet and see strange things that look like advertisements, but I have no idea what those things are.

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	daniwithani 2011-12-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm so ow, laughing too hard sorry (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Is something wrong? What is funny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daniwithani
2011-12-22 03:49 am UTC (link)

Okay, sorry, needed a moment to get my composure.

Medicine is huge money nowadays. The medicine is expensive to develop and sometimes to produce, and so companies charge a lot for their products. So they're constantly advertising. Lipitor is a drug that helps with cholesterol (something I can explain later - but for now, think of it as a drug that helps people's hearts stay healthy), and Viagra is a drug that helps men gain and maintain erections in later age or if they have dysfunction as a youth (and by later age, I mean into their sixties and seventies, stop being paranoid).

I was laughing because they're both nothing you need.

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	ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Thank you, tresora. I understand. Those confused me a bit more than the ones about my manhood ... though I will just leave that one be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2011-12-22 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Those ones are just snake oil - there's not much out there that really does make willies bigger. Though please don't try, I'm not fond of internal bleeding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dani ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 04:44 am UTC (link)
	You are satisfied already, cara mia? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ezio daniwithani 2011-12-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
	You should know the answer to that already. Tu sei perfetta così come sei in tutti i modi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dani ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Very close! Non c'è 'perfetta', ma 'perfetto'. Otherwise, is a good try! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ezio daniwithani 2011-12-22 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Please reread that for content and not grammar, il mio amore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dani ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 04:56 am UTC (link)
	I know, la mia tresorina. I am honored. And shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear when I come see you later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ezio daniwithani 2011-12-22 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Sono già nudo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dani ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I am pleased you have your own flat now, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ezio daniwithani 2011-12-22 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Why do you think I got it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	allispermitted 2011-12-22 02:45 am UTC (link)
	You have been receiving them too, sahibi? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_assassino897 2011-12-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I have. I am reading newspapers on the computer, and when I change pages sometimes, these advertisements take over the screen. Most annoying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allispermitted 2011-12-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
	It is peculiar. How are they to know the size of my manhood? Or claim to, and have it be so inaccurate? This world never fails to astound me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritmonk 2011-12-22 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Fucking goddamn, coffee out the nose hurts. (Reply to this) (Parent)