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Zevran Arainai had sex with your mom. (easy_lover) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-06 01:02:00

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davis drew, ezio auditore da firenze, hedone, petit lapan lebeau, zevran arainai

Am I not meant to bed the people on the front lawn?

Why are they there, anyway? I do not understand.

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	tasteofpleasure 2010-02-06 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Who is they and I don't see anything wrong with sex on the front lawn. But then, I don't see anything wrong with sex in general. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:11 am UTC (link)
	I simply do not understand why they find our lawn so fascinating! But one was pretty, so I bedded him. It is good to see someone with an educated view on these things! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tasteofpleasure 2010-02-06 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Who finds a lawn fascinating? Are they gardeners? I think I'm missing something. It runs in my blood. Let's just say my family has a pretty open policy on sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Ah, apparently they are trying to get photographs of the newest resident of our home. She is a celebrity of some sort. I was not aware. I do not have a family, but I'm sure mine would as well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tasteofpleasure 2010-02-06 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Ah. They are photographers. Yes, they can be frustrating. I have several that follow me around on a regular basis. You get used to them. Any good family would, really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Because my ma' replaced someone famous and they're trying to get pictures. You probably shouldn't try to sleep with them, no, they're gross (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:11 am UTC (link)
	... what is that word - oops? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Not really a big deal, I guess, just don't do it again. And if you're going to tell them anything, make something up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I won't. And I told them I don't know anything, I don't even know who I am. They think I'm a sexy vagrant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:21 am UTC (link)
	That sounds about right, actually. Ma's going to love the headlines this time. Think she's out with Remy right now, no idea how they managed that without this horde following. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:26 am UTC (link)
	They're sneaky, obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, good point. I don't know if I should be worried about how well they're getting along or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:33 am UTC (link)
	She's charming, he's gorgeous. How do you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I know they're getting along, and well, I just don't know if I should be worried about it or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:40 am UTC (link)
	Why would you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, because them getting along is how I came to be. That's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:46 am UTC (link)
	But you already are! This place is confusing. I love it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know, that's my point. The world already knows what happens when they get along too well, and the way people get knocked up around here? I think I should worry, that's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 07:54 am UTC (link)
	There are worse things than babies, Petit. I will help as I help with Henry. I am good with the little ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I really shouldn't worry about it, for all I know they're just making trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 08:01 am UTC (link)
	... I thought you did not want them to make another you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Well I don't, not really, but I'm not going to tell them they shouldn't if they want to. And I don't know if they are or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 08:15 am UTC (link)
	I was teasing you, you know. Calling you trouble. Smile. You are too beautiful to be so troubled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, right. It's been a long day, apparently. I think tomorrow I might actually douse the photographers in barbeque sauce and let the gators at 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 08:24 am UTC (link)
	I am sorry, Petit. Is there anything I can do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 08:25 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, come rub my shoulders? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-06 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Allow me to get my oils, I will be there in a moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2010-02-06 08:27 am UTC (link)
	... okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	assassino 2010-02-06 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Who are those people? I told them I was interested in purchasing the building, so do not fear. Zevran: Are any of the ladies particularly dark and fine? It has been a long time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ezio easy_lover 2010-02-07 06:24 am UTC (link)
	They are here to take photos of Petit's mother. And alas, they are mostly old and male, though there was one younger man. Though I know you do not enjoy them as I do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Really? Wow. I mean, that's actually kinda awesome. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Which part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 06:41 am UTC (link)
	The... bedding in public I guess. Once upon a time I might have had the balls to do that, but alas, I think I might have gone soft over the years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 07:01 am UTC (link)
	The bedding was not done on the front lawn, it was done near the front lawn. There is an alcove. Though there may be a few photographs. Over the years? You do not look older than I! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Still ballsy. I'm probably not. I've just lived many different lives over the past ten years. Probably haven't bedded anyone in the last three. Been too busy with work, or I was with my old job. I have no idea what I can and can't do anymore is all I meant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Three years? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 07:21 am UTC (link)
	But you are handsome, surely it could not be so difficult to find a companion? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Well it's not, it's just I stopped paying attention to guys really. I tend to be a bit of a workaholic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Fortunately for myself, my work tends to merge the two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Really? What do you do, if I may ask? Unless it's a hush hush job, then I totally understand. ~~Totally, TOTALLY understand.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-07 07:32 am UTC (link)
	A series of hush hush jobs. We may be in the same line of work! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ninjaspider 2010-02-07 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Heh... well I used to be employed in the hush hush field. I've since retired for the time being. Trying new things. (Reply to this) (Parent)