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[Dec. 28th, 2010|03:50 pm] |
Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is |
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[Dec. 24th, 2010|10:04 am] |
Right, whoever put the mistletoe up at the local bistro ought to come claim the little git. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2010|11:53 am] |
Frosty the Snowman is still the scariest Christmas carol. Why is he going thumpity thump thump at the end? Are the kids dragging his lifeless, partially melted carcass around with a snowmobile? I'm going to hide under my bed now. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|08:48 am] |
Oh girls, it's good to have you back, I missed you. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|07:42 pm] |
I'm pretty! |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2010|11:15 pm] |
Fuck. This. Noise.
I'm going to go start a brawl. I'll be home later. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2010|11:54 am] |
I'm thankful for my family and the friends I've made here. But mostly, I'd like to say I'm thankful for the fact that the bunch of you have been pretty drama-free lately. |
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[Nov. 26th, 2010|01:12 pm] |
DE FUCKINGS HELL IS GOES ON HERE? I AIN'T NO SORTS OF A DOROMTHY LADY. DOES I LOOKS LIKE I HAVES ON PIGTAILS AND GOTS A YAPPYDOGS IN A BASKET? |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|01:49 am] |
I ate a whole sandwich! And drank two percent milk! And had room for cookies! And I don't feel bad about it!
AGH WHO AM I?! |
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[Nov. 12th, 2010|01:37 pm] |
So, husbands. Am I filling in the dates on the leave forms I've got on file? |
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[Nov. 9th, 2010|03:40 pm] |
headache. nauseated. staying in bed. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|01:41 pm] |
OH BLOODY HELL.
I just tried to talk to Chef and he couldn't see me or hear me.
I'm kinda praying it's just Chef, cause if no one else can see or hear me I might cry. No fucking lie. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2010|01:37 pm] |
...Okay, I give, whose zoo house is this? |
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[Sep. 20th, 2010|04:54 am] |
Remember those goblets that Lil' Wayne was carrying around? I think I might buy one of those. Why? Because I can! Because now that crunk isn't quite as awesome anymore - think of the poor goblets! Who needs them? Nobody. And I hate seeing things go unloved.
So, from now on? Mountain Dew in goblets! Hawaiian Punch? Goblet! That icky kid Pedialyte stuff for when you're sick? Goblet! It'll make any beverage-related occasion that much more exciting. |
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[Sep. 18th, 2010|04:06 pm] |
Soren, you know I love you, but the Sim me is far less naked than the real me right now. |
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[Sep. 17th, 2010|05:29 pm] |
The latest 'movements' out of this universe have robbed me of a fine musician or two. Truly a shame... the boy and Miss Fleck may say that automation is the future of music, but opera simply cannot work that way.
Real music needs a soul. Automatons simply can't provide that. |
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[Sep. 14th, 2010|06:21 pm] |
It's been forever since I got laid. I'm debating going to get movies to help in this, but I do this weird zombie shuffle of sexual frustration. I don't want the poor so and so behind the counter to think they're being flash mobbed or taken over by the shambling undead or somethin |
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[Sep. 11th, 2010|07:28 pm] |
Know what's a riot?
Pouring the old blood fountain blood out onto the people who don't know DK is gone and still flock to the Mordhaus gates.
Who wants to join me? |
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[Sep. 9th, 2010|10:30 pm] |
TODAY I AM MAKING A PILLOW FORT.
Well. Tonight. But still, it shall be epic and plush and made of pillows. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2010|08:10 am] |
I've been recording. Ferb, your contract rolls over to my band, get in the studio.
Same goes for you, Soren, you too, Gaz.
... Christfuck I'm bored. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2010|02:38 am] |
I was right, I got arrested.
However, I took down a couple of Ga Ga drones. Not all bad. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2010|06:31 pm] |
One of the kids nicked my phone. He only gave it back 'cause I bribed him with cake and shiny things. I also had to take him to an amusement park, which was kinda rockin'.
...So much for Meat, the feared Bohemian. I'm getting soft. Need to knock some Ga Ga heads together and get my reputation back.
If I get arrested? I regret nothing. Except maybe not doing it earlier. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2010|03:00 pm] |
The next person who thinks all my country has to offer are mafiosi, meatballs and these padrini, these devils in the church's clothing? Is getting a stiletto in the eye. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2010|01:19 pm] |
Winter can hurry up and get here at ANY TIME NOW. My god, stircrazy argargargarg.
I want some fucking goddamn snow! |
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[Aug. 25th, 2010|07:24 pm] |
Hey, my book about vampires is finished! VIOLENT SCARY VAMPIRES. Not sexy! SCARY AND EVIL. Bill, you want to read it? |
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[Aug. 15th, 2010|07:19 pm] |
Well that was a trip and a half, maybe even a trip and three-quarters. Not really looking to do it again anytime soon. Might still be tripping, because I'm pretty sure this ain't Saint Petersberg.
Hell I'm going to have to label that batch. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2010|06:41 pm] |
Someday I'll sing as awesome as this dude.
But until then, I'll keep writing songs. I've got five already! They're probably not very good, but hell, they're mine. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2010|11:10 pm] |
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
The word of God, ladies and gentlemen. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2010|01:15 pm] |
CLASS SCHEDULE IS BALLS.
ARGLEBARGLE. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2010|12:55 am] |
... my grandpa has wings. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2010|03:08 pm] |
That.
Fucking.
Blew.
Now, where the fuck is about seventy percent of my fucking library? If I found out that the redhead took them, I'm going to kill someone.
Edit: Now what the hell is this weird thing clinging to my pants cuff? |
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[Jul. 28th, 2010|10:49 pm] |
Husbands: I have a thing I need to go check on. I'll be back... I don't really know when. Soon probably
Mum: I figured it out. It'll be okay. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2010|05:28 pm] |
Wait.
Do I know any lesbians that don't look like Justin Bieber? |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|11:03 am] |
I WAS going to go fix the roof just now, but found it was already fixed.
Who's the party responsible for taking my fun away from me? What am I going to do with the hammer now? I WANT A CHORE. |
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[Jul. 14th, 2010|08:19 pm] |
Today my penis won't listen to reason, or even idle threats.
Sigh. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2010|03:45 pm] |
Bad fucking mood. It happens sometimes.
I'm going to go hit something. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2010|02:47 pm] |
Hennhenn? You're an awesome wife. My life is officially the most awesome ever. |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2010|07:33 am] |
Yay, book's done! Now to edit it a billionty times until it actually resembles something decent. Erik, I think you'll like it. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2010|05:05 pm] |
So for those of you keeping track, I'm going to simultaneously be a nephew AND a brother in law to this unknown baby whatsherface.
Our family is twacked, man. |
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