Remember those goblets that Lil' Wayne was carrying around? I think I might buy one of those. Why? Because I can! Because now that crunk isn't quite as awesome anymore - think of the poor goblets! Who needs them? Nobody. And I hate seeing things go unloved.
So, from now on? Mountain Dew in goblets! Hawaiian Punch? Goblet! That icky kid Pedialyte stuff for when you're sick? Goblet! It'll make any beverage-related occasion that much more exciting.