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Soren Elias Chappu Skwigelf ([info]twiceloved) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-07-14 20:19:00

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Entry tags:aidan winchester, bela talbot, meat, miniver cheevy (younger), soren skwigelf

Today my penis won't listen to reason, or even idle threats.

Sigh.


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[info]ltldropofpoison
2010-07-15 02:10 am UTC (link)
Dare I even ask, Soren?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 02:13 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't, Aunt Bela.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 02:51 am UTC (link)
Does it normally?

How did you like... train it?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 02:56 am UTC (link)
oh dear god

Yeah, usually it's pretty well behaved. I might have accidentally hit it with a Heal spell, but I was practicing and didn't really think I'd be able to do it.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 02:57 am UTC (link)
What?

Hey! Are you a wizard? I knew a wizard who looked kinda like you once. Well he was dead but other than that. Y'know, it's the hair.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 02:59 am UTC (link)
What do you mean what?

I'm a mage. ... this is so weird.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:05 am UTC (link)
You seemed surprised.

Particularly by me mentioning your penis.

Is this something that would be like WAY more awkward if I wasn't somewhat drunk right now?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:07 am UTC (link)
Yup.

For one, you're a close family friend. For two, I'm Soren Skwigelf. You met my mom the other day. For three, your daughter is my ex-wife.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:08 am UTC (link)
wait my what

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:10 am UTC (link)
Do you know a roadie named Marnie yet? Part mermaid?

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:12 am UTC (link)
...I...

nooooo...

Um. I don't have roadies all the time, only when we can afford them.

Why.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:14 am UTC (link)
You knock her up. I don't know, apparently she's like The Gay Whisperer or something.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:16 am UTC (link)
That doesn't make sense!

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:28 am UTC (link)
Don't blame me, it's your dick.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:37 am UTC (link)
Well... that would not be the first time it's gotten me into more trouble than I can handle sober.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, so, if you could not hit on me? Awesome.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:44 am UTC (link)
I'm beginning to get the impression I should like... just refrain from doing that with anyone but Pickles until I have some idea who else is related to me here.

Um. So like. You're one of Skwisgaar's?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
I'll start making you a flow chart with a Handy Dandy List of who not to hit on.

Soren Skwigelf. Yeah, I'm his oldest son.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 03:55 am UTC (link)
Unless you were born when Skwisgaar was like... um... 12?

You're not the oldest.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 03:57 am UTC (link)
Oldest legitimate son.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 04:17 am UTC (link)
That... makes more sense.

Hey. Y'know what. Never figured he'd be one for those.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 04:20 am UTC (link)
He's got two, actually.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
Only two? Or there's two of him?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
My papa made me and my brother. There's another Skwisgaar around, but he's not my papa.

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[info]hausmouse
2010-07-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
I am gonna just wait for that flowchart okay?

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 04:25 am UTC (link)
Probably best.

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[info]insidethelines
2010-07-15 04:23 am UTC (link)
Man, I hate it when that happens.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 04:25 am UTC (link)
You have a girlfriend, right? Maybe you should let it happen more often.

Imagine me waggling my eyebrows.

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Sor
[info]insidethelines
2010-07-15 01:56 pm UTC (link)
We're urm, taking things slowly. Like her alot, and you know. Don't wanna ruin things.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Aww! You're so cute! C'mere, I need to pinch cheeks.

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[info]noonebutyou
2010-07-15 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Soren, mate, there are things I really don't wanna know.

I think this might be one of 'em.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Pretend that I said I made a cake, then! I didn't, but there's cake at my house!

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[info]noonebutyou
2010-07-15 10:11 pm UTC (link)
If you share that cake, I'll be able to forgive you.

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[info]twiceloved
2010-07-15 10:18 pm UTC (link)
When I'm all better, you can have some cake. It's German chocolate!

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