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[Mar. 5th, 2011|06:29 pm] |
Okay, one of you celestial motherfuckers had better have a good goddamn explanation why I just had a fucking minotaur appear in my fucking office and call me his lord and master.
Edit: Uh. Okay, so I'm the king of the malebolge now, somehow. Wrath embodied or whatever. Just figured you guys should know that. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2011|07:27 pm] |
Lilo, baby, why's the tent smell like weed? |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|11:16 pm] |
Anyone have any tips on how to get an angel to stop laughing at ladyfingers? WE KNOW, STONER MCGEE, THEY'RE NOT REALLY MADE OF FINGERS. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|05:27 pm] |
( ooc )
Um. If any one of you guys on this here ... board thing. If you keep calling me from some hospital? As far as I know my lady friend has no need of one. So I think you have the wrong number ... man. Not my fuckin' baby. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2011|09:08 am] |
A show of hands for those of us who remember who Saint Valentine was.
Yes, I doubt many of you actually raised your hands, much less deserved to.
In any case, I shall be holding a feast in the Roman tradition of honoring the martyred and forgotten men who brought the wisdom taught to them into Rome and outlying countries. By that, I mean I'll be footing the bill at [restaurant] in London, 20:00 UTC. All are welcome to come by, whether they be in need of fraternisation, or simply to watch a gathering of angels empty the kitchens. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|06:19 pm] |
HEY GABEY.
GUESS WHO HAS A WEEK LONG VACATION THIS WEEK? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2011|10:47 pm] |
Lilo?
Um. Are you bringing all the meatloaf cupcakes to that guy?
I don't, like, mind you bringing him some. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2011|07:36 pm] |
Okay, I know I just posted, but oh my god Hawaiian American Girl doll eeeee!
I'm going to totally end up not eating for a week but yeah, get ready credit card! |
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[Jan. 5th, 2011|10:54 pm] |
So far, 2011 is really fantastic. My resolution is more koalas. I don't know what it means either, but it sounds awesome, right? |
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[Dec. 14th, 2010|06:48 pm] |
I guess it is a little weird that I talk to the cadavers and sing to them. But you know what, you never know when a spirit might need some comforting. And maybe it makes the reapers laugh. They could probably use that. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2010|04:31 pm] |
Well, all right then. It seems this is where the party's being held. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|10:07 am] |
( Lilo ) |
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[Nov. 27th, 2010|09:29 pm] |
Yowza. Angels are ... super awesome at making out. Jeebus. Thanks, Gigi! I'm going to go ... lay down now. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2010|10:29 pm] |
Am I right and is this American Thanksgiving the greatest holiday you humans have ever created? I mean. Watching your television, eating the foods you guys have created, and then sleeping it all off? No wonder the Pilgrims acted like fuckin' stoners.
Lilo, baby, you're not cookin', by the way. My girl should put her feet up on a holiday that seems meant for ... feet putting up time. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2010|09:14 pm] |
I am glued to the internet until further notice. My favorite video series is starting back up supposedly tonight. So until further ado... INTERNET. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|09:40 am] |
Hey, adult-kids of mine. It's a week until the great feasting. Get your butts in gear and help mom and me pre-bake some stuff! |
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[Aug. 31st, 2010|06:32 pm] |
So, I made lots and lots of Yummy Casserole. More than enough for extras. Let me know if you're hungry. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2010|07:02 pm] |
Hey, Gabe. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2010|11:40 am] |
I got a new puppy! |
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[Aug. 16th, 2010|11:52 am] |
RING RING LIAM CALLING!
I've a quick questy for the lot of yous around here. Have you ever been taking a lovely little jog 'round the block and run 'cross a box of puppies?
Say then, that these puppies is very young ones. They haven't been weaned or nothing, like. And then you bring them homes, get some puppy milk stuffs for them and feeds them and start to become like the surrogate papa of these wiggly little beasts. And then they start growing and getting weaned and then you wind up getting them paper trained, then wind up having these perfectly housebroken little wiggly monsters all over your flat?
What do you do in that case, pray tell?
As I do believe I may soon be in the presence of six rather time intensive basset dogs before long.
Right, that's me solution as well.
FREE PUPPIES! POST HERE IF YOU WANT ONE. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2010|10:07 am] |
Daddy?
We have got to talk about getting you some normal swimwear. I'm blind now. I can't see. YOU HAVE RUINED MY EYES WOOOOOES AND LAMENTATIONS! |
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[Aug. 11th, 2010|10:51 pm] |
Daddy? Can I move back in with you? |
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[Jul. 31st, 2010|04:45 pm] |
So, some of you may have noticed some critters running around, please click the following link for more information.
( Your Shadow & YOU, a Video PSA ) |
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[Jul. 26th, 2010|09:32 pm] |
I deep fried some Rice Krispie treats if anyone wants them. Sort of a dessert day, I think. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2010|04:43 am] |
Dunno if any of you've noticed, but the sky's rather quite lovely. Not in the traditional "Ah me, look how blue, look how cloudy, aye yes, look there at the majestic sun, the dancing moon, the twinkly bloody bothersome stars what scintillate in just a way like they have this whole time..." Sort of fashion, no.
It's actually... quite... subtle, the way its beauty strikes me. How it gradually shifts from a darker blue at the horizon to the lighter, robin's egg color up top. The way there's never been two skies quite the same. That's the beauty of it.
In other rather unfortunate news, I've returned from Underhill, bearing gifts! |
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[Jul. 1st, 2010|07:42 pm] |
I hate to brag but I probably am the luckiest geek.
HEY CANDACE! I just wanted to test out my engraving laser that I built today on something really cool, so I picked out a shell from the beach near where we live, and made you a new pendant for a necklace or anklet or whatever, it's pretty small.
I actually might have gone a bit overboard with the testing, because I've actually got... about a hundred of these things. Yep.
Oh well, hope you like it! |
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[Jun. 30th, 2010|08:55 am] |
Day one.
Fuckity fuck. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2010|12:02 pm] |
Hello, everyone.
What have I missed? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2010|08:15 am] |
Um, Uncle Bill? I'm ... big. Again. I don't - am I hallucinating or something?
OH OH OH IN LESS ALARMING BUT JUST AWESOME NEWS: I AM ENGAGED. Seriously. Me. Someday, I'm going to be Lilo Flynn. And it's going to be awesome! ;alskdjfs;lkjdg eee! |
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[May. 30th, 2010|12:12 am] |
I decided to go on a hike tonight and came home, unwise to the fact that I had a stowaway on my backpack.
He'll be on the porch if anyone wants to see him in person. |
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[May. 22nd, 2010|02:12 am] |
So, work and y'know, life, have kept me busy lately, I haven't had a lot of time to get out and do things, but I'm fixing right ... wait for it... wait for it...
NOW!
Girl's day out, Saturday, all day! London and possibly parts beyond, karaoke! Dancing! Dinner at a fancy restaurant! Let me know if you'd like to come along, and if we've already set out, call me [cell #] and I'll let you know where to meet us. |
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[May. 19th, 2010|01:27 pm] |
GIR. GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD!
The breakfast cabin! (Don't worry, Phin, I won't make you eat it.) |
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[Apr. 29th, 2010|09:51 pm] |
Hee! Phineas and I got a puppy! Her name is Dennis! Isn't she adorable? I love kissing her little toes augh, and she's madly in love with Danger, my cat. They have ear cleaning parties. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2010|01:49 am] |
To celebrate me moving to Hawaii soon with my boyfriend (hee, boyfriend), I made cupcakes!
Who wants one? I made about a million. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2010|02:41 pm] |
HEY FERB! LILO! EVERYONE! Guess what! You know that job I'd been eying for a couple weeks?
Well, funny thing, they'd been scouting for a rides designer for a while and they found out about my work and they offered me the position! Sure, it's on a novice's salary but here's the GREAT news!
The job is in HAWAII. I'm going to be working in Oahu! How massively freakishly awesome is that!?
That's it. We're going to need to celebrate! |
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