You haven't been swapped since I've been taking care of business, have you baby? Not like I'd totally mind, I find beauty in a lot of human forms, but at the same time, I like tits. But you knew that.
Um. This is my awkward-ass way of saying I heard your ex is back here and I'm totally not going to get all human and jealous if you guys hang out. Really. Promise. I feel awkward as fuck, but you're a grown up lady. You know?