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[Jul. 9th, 2010|03:45 pm] |
Bad fucking mood. It happens sometimes.
I'm going to go hit something. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2010|05:05 pm] |
So for those of you keeping track, I'm going to simultaneously be a nephew AND a brother in law to this unknown baby whatsherface.
Our family is twacked, man. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2010|11:40 am] |
RESIDENCY IS DONE!
LICENSURE IS GET!
PARTY IS NOW! |
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[Jun. 20th, 2010|03:21 pm] |
I can't quite recall the last time I felt so comfortable with myself. I can't see my ribs! But now I need all new trousers.
... And she fixed my eyes. I didn't ask for that, but she did. Sadako? You're a dear. Thank you so much. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2010|04:02 pm] |
Torii? Can we get married now? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|10:04 am] |
OH GOD PUBERTY SUCKS
HALP
edit: if you think this is bad, imagine this for like, three years straight. THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A DAY AMIRITE? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|12:28 am] |
You know, back in my Home Time, when computers were faster and not every movie was in bloody 3D (read - twentyish years from now), I'd get mocked for reviewing video games online and posting webcam vids of my bedroom. Yet somehow, it seems to have helped make me some sort of Internet Celebrity, and boost the record sales of my "band".
Torii? We're up to four million copies. Why? The human race is fucking doomed! If you bought our album, you're a friggin' moron. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2010|06:59 pm] |
For those of you wondering what the big to-do is all over the news in London today;
THIS JUST IN: My mom burned down half our house making Rice Krispy treats.
Gives a whole new meaning to domestic goddess. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2010|05:13 pm] |
I should have known better. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2010|04:57 am] |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|10:24 am] |
I'm a bad, bad monkey. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|11:33 pm] |
I need a distraction. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|09:24 pm] |
ATTENTION PEOPLE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT AND VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.
Why.
Do men.
Have nipples?
That is all. |
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[May. 13th, 2010|07:06 pm] |
I miss being mean.
No, wait, I don't miss that, precisely. I DO, however, miss being sincere. |
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[May. 10th, 2010|07:25 pm] |
( ooc )
Good lord. Not only do we have a gloriously bollocksed general election, but now we've got the possibility of the schools secretary becoming the new PM.
His name happens to be Edward Balls.
I can hear the Americans laughing now. Namely because my husband will likely be one of them. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|07:16 pm] |
So, I figured I'd post it here for everyone to see.
Maison proposed. I said yes.
I'm covering my ears now for the impending Annie-squee. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2010|11:41 am] |
Behold, mere mortals and immortals alike, for I have invented FIZZBITCH: the cocktail!
I'll be pouring some for my friends and anyone else who shows up at our house tonight. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2010|06:03 pm] |
Sor, may I have a word with you? |
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[Mar. 15th, 2010|06:56 pm] |
ow my freakin' head
wtf. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:55 am] |
Aunt Che? I don't know how to tell you, but funny thing. I just had a doctor call to congratulate us on our soon-to-be new arrival.
I'm fairly certain that if we've ever done anything like that, I was utterly smashed. So... Er.
Congratulations? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2010|07:48 pm] |
So here's a protip, if for any reason you're prescribed medication to dull the pain of, oh, say the lack of some very vital parts of your hipbone and femur, do not, in the interest of quelling your own curiosity, stop taking said medication just to see how bad it really is.
Quite frankly, motherfucking ouch.
Though I try to look on the bright side of things. The doctors at the hospital have scheduled me for hip replacement surgery in three weeks, and my god my brother makes some crazy delicious chocolate pudding. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2010|04:43 am] |
~But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lookin' for has been here the whole time~
SING ALONG EVERYBODY~ |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|08:59 pm] |
I'd do this, but I'm enhancement specced shammy. I'd never get to drink.
Though I may be tipsy right now. Just saying. Drunk Katamari whaaaaaat. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|11:19 am] |
OH COME ON UK, get your act together. Only one medal in snowboarding?
That's it, I'm going to work extra hard to try and get on the team for the next one. They are NOT going to be trounced like this again. Stupid. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|09:48 am] |
Who is Sharif? Why does he not like 'it'? What on earth is 'it'?
Oh, 80s, you confuse me. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|08:28 pm] |
I'M ON A BOAT!
... no, really, this one. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|12:16 am] |
OKAY GUYS. Rally up, we've got work to do.
Cassidy (and your spouses 'cause I know they'll go anyway) - You're from England, you get all the weird half price British candy.
Robbie, Annie, Dani - You guys know the States well enough, you hit all of the specialty candy stores.
Anyone else: drugstores for even cheaper cheap candy.
MOVE MOVE MOVE. THE SUPPLIES WILL ONLY LAST SO LONG.
And I'm not getting out of bed. I don't think I can, anyway. So I can't help you out this year. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|01:19 am] |
I HATE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD TODAY
EVERYTHING EVER ARGH WHAT THE A;KLDAJSG;LKAJSDG;LDJKSG;LKAJSIO9
maison, i have to work tonight. sorry. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2010|12:14 am] |
You know I love you, baby, but I will shave your head if you keep playing Wannabe over and over and over and over. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2010|08:37 pm] |
You know, I like to think I'm pretty open-minded even when it comes to things that may or may not be scientifically possible.
Even so, I'm fairly certain a tornado should not be able to pick me up in Las Vegas and land me in London with ID that definitely isn't mine and a complete inability to contact anyone and everyone I know. And things have got to be bad when I voluntarily attempt to call Conrad Ecklie, of all people.
Why do I get the feeling that hoping for a sensible, rational explanation for this is somewhat futile? |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|07:26 pm] |
Just because I'm gimpy doesn't mean it isn't close to that accursed holiday which, although I have two spouses, still pisses me off.
Behold my latest batch of passive aggressive valentine cookies!
They're probably the first in about three batches for this weekend. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2010|06:56 pm] |
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[Feb. 8th, 2010|07:43 pm] |
I'm still heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2010|09:04 pm] |
Why does it feel like I was summoned?
There was some awful tornado thing. What on earth is going on? And why am I not in America anymore? |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|11:45 pm] |
We need to hire a new nanny. I had to fire the last one. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|10:27 pm] |
If anyone's looking for me at Ares', You're looking in the wrong place.
I've moved.
Permanently. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|10:37 pm] |
...Oh, come on. Now? Really? Shit. Not a good time to leave your whole life behind because I've got classes, and papers and mid-terms coming up and there was this thing I was supposed to do and now I can't. Great.
Robbie, dude. Where are you? My car didn't get sucked out with me and I'm in the middle of my own personal hell.
God, I hope Alex is okay... |
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