I never know if it's ok to reference real life events; if it isn't, please let me know and I'll delete this post. If it's not against the rules, this was too amusing to pass up.
Good lord. Not only do we have a gloriously bollocksed general election, but now we've got the possibility of the schools secretary becoming the new PM.
His name happens to be Edward Balls.
I can hear the Americans laughing now. Namely because my husband will likely be one of them.