Ready to celebrate the derivation of a shit father figure running his eight reindeer across the sky? Better than an eight-legged horse, I suppose. A little spidery.
I'd like to lodge a complaint. If someone shoves a religious pamphlet down the front of your shirt and declares that you "Need Jesus," I'm relatively confident that is less than kosher with the law, and also a very bad impression to give a newcomer. I should at least be permitted to speak to the local tourism board.