Repose

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Pre-warning. Don’t fucking ask me about fucking cinco de Mayo.

What holidays do people look forward to around here anyway? Y’all showed the fuck up for Christmas and New Years, every holiday a party like that?

( Locks to: Chris, Hugh, Leena, Holly, Clover, Georgia & Texts to Artemis and Hector. )

In theory, how many dogs is too many dogs?

I need you to all know that the morgue at the hospital has nothing to do with burials or cremations. If you're unsatisfied with the service, take it up with your undertaker. If your loved one has apparently 'risen from the dead' then that's also not my problem. I don't see every dead body in Repose. I promise, anyone I deal with has very much passed on when they leave the premises. Their organs have been all over my table.

If I get one more rude phone call about disturbed graves or ashes actually being gravy granules I'm not going to be wearing my happy face.