Fall Contest 2009 in qaf_scavenger |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|07:55 pm] |
Fall Contest 2009
We've fics and drabbles and vids and graphics and I promise you'll have a lot of fun with these gems!!
THIS WAY TO THE MASTER LIST
So,what are you waiting for? ;) Go and leave some love for the writers,vidders and graphic artists! |
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| Chapter 1 of 6: WIP |
[Oct. 12th, 2009|10:54 am] |
Title: (Series) Brian Loves Justin; (Chapter 1) The New Arrangement Beta: _alicesprings, thank you so much for your beta. It made a huge difference. Notes: Post-series, Jetplane!fic. Crackfic/badfic. For qafmaniac, because I love her crack-a-lackin' bottom.
Chapter 1: The New Arrangement |
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| Animal-crackers!verse |
[Oct. 6th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
Hello, fellow crack!fic addicts! I'm back with some more animal fun.
elvenfixation on LJ asked for some Ted/Blake cat crack!fic, and I couldn't resist such a request.
Title: House Cat and Alley Cat Characters: Ted and Mel as Siamese house cats. Blake as an alley cat. Lindsay and Gus as humans. Brief mention of doggie!Brian and doggie!Justin. Rating: PG-2 (in cat years). Summary: Cat!Ted falls in love with Cat!Blake, who is addicted to garbage. Word count: 933 A/N: This is a side adventure about the cat!Ted (aka Dumb Cat) from Twinky and the Tramp, a crack!fic I wrote in which Justin and Brian are dogs. Like that series, this standalone is unbeta'ed.
( House Cat and Alley Cat ) |
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| Image Is Everything |
[Oct. 3rd, 2009|04:00 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | au, thyme | ] |
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I need some comfort today so I'm reading one of my favorite comfort cracky AU. I love this fic so!
IMAGE IS EVERYTHING by thyme
This fic is clever and fun and oh so comforting, so enjoy. :D |
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| Doggie crack!fic "Twinky and the Tramp" |
[Sep. 27th, 2009|05:25 pm] |
Hi all!
I'm here to present to you my doggie!crack!fic "Twinky and the Tramp"
Title: Twinky and the Tramp Characters: Justin, a beautiful labradoodle, and Brian, a handsome mutt. And Emmett as Justin's owner. Plus, two cats, a little boy, assorted doggie friends and foe, a flirty squirrel, and the humans who feed them. Rating: Varies from PG 1-3 (in dog years). Summary: Doggie!Brian and doggie!Justin meet in a pound, nature takes its course. A/N: Because this is rushed, un-beta'ed crack!fic, it probably also qualifies as bad!fic.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7- The End
I'll be writing standalones in the doggie!verse in the future. So, if you liked this, look out for those on my journal (which is open to all- no minors, please) or in various QAF comms. |
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| “Gunslinger’s Bride” |
[Aug. 23rd, 2009|08:52 am] |
Yesterday I stumbeld over this fic, readed it in one rush and laughed my ass off! Some of you probably know it, but I didn't!
"Gunslinger's bride" by LJ's charley_ryan
It's the Wild Wild West. Justin is the Mail-order-bride for Ethan, in nice dresses...Brian the very hot hero/cowboy and Michael (part-Indian, a bastard and a fag), the villain. Oh, and they live in Bad!Fic Land.
( Authors description here )
Ride to Bad!Fic Land here
Don't forget to leave some love for the author! |
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| "Queer as Murder" the Series |
[Aug. 17th, 2009|07:44 am] |
I just ran across a delightful piece of AU QAF fic that deserves to be read again, imho.
"Queer as Murder" by Shannon Marie has got it all: Homicide Detective Brian Kinney, Shickel Gallery Manager and artist Justin Taylor, most of the rest of the gang with some interesting new characters added for some cracktastic mystery and suspense. http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/SMF/qam.html
It's worth clicking on the link just to read the chapter titles. My personal favorite is "Blondes on the Brian". Of course it also contains just the right amount of schmoop too.
As you can tell, I liked it, hope you all do too. :D
PS: here's the authors email addy, don't know if it's still valid, hiopfic@wi.rr.com |
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| Be Careful What You Wish For |
[Aug. 2nd, 2009|11:48 am] |
It's time for some Meredith. This fic was so much fun for me. I remember gobbling up each chapter as it came out. This one is a Meredith - Thyme collaboration and I adore it. It's long and schmoopy and it'll suck you right on it.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Happy SunCrackday! |
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| Like bacon with nitrates, crack cocaine, and The National Enquirer |
[Jun. 17th, 2009|08:48 am] |
SOME THINGS ARE JUST TOO DELICIOUSLY BAD TO RESIST!! With Bunny's (*pets pets pets*) blessing, I make this offering to the collective crackpipe.......... MORE whack than crack its ownself, EMBRACED is a 91-chapter (so far) B/J vampire!fic WIP that is more crackly and stank than the deep‑fried pig cracklin's my cholesterol‑drenched Southern heart loves so much!! There are almost 700 comments to this smutty crackfest of awesome awfulness. (Good to know there are so many other crackheads out there, although they seem dreamily oblivious to the fact that they're crackheads. I say: Be loud and be proud! Let your Crack!Whore banner wave free!) Back to the pipe now, Monk |
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| Sunday Crack Fest |
[Jun. 14th, 2009|11:11 am] |
Ready for some crack? Let's see, Justin works with his hands and Brian falls hard for him. Oh and evil!Ethan makes an appearance.
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER by Gina (author of Amish!Justin)
Happy Sunday Morning! |
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| Gayboy Mansion |
[May. 24th, 2009|04:41 pm] |
I'm in the mood for some silly fun and this fic is the perfect fic. I don't want to give too much away but Brian is totally fucked from the moment he meets flirty!slutty!virginal!Justin.
And Emmett is BRILLIANT. hee
GAYBOY MANSION by SM aka burntsm0re
Have fun but don't get too high. ;) |
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| The Mechanic |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|06:51 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | au, cheryl | ] |
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THE MECHANIC by Cheryl - Oh the lust looms large in this one!
This fic comes with it's own illustration by the talented rinmonsterer.
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| MOD POST |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|12:58 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | mod post | ] |
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Hey guys, it's been a while since I posted anything here and there's a few reasons for that but I'd like to jump start things again.
I've read a TON of fic in my day (yes, at one time I'd read everything posted at bjfic.net - twice AND pretty much everything listed in the links section at whatlovemeans) and I want to share it.
It can't all find a home at qaf_retread but some of it holds a very special place in my heart, so I want to rec it here. It might be emo fic that tickles an emotional kink, it might be something fun and/or cracky, or it might be bad fic.
If you're an author and you don't want me to rec your fic, leave me a comment here, they're screened, or email me or PM me. (I'll only unscreen comments that start a discussion but NEVER an author's request.)
My intention with this community was never to hurt anyone's feelings but I like gobbling up fic with my friends and having fun and I miss this asylum. So authors, please keep in mind that while I might not consider everything here canonical or IC, most all of the fics I rec are special to me. |
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| Agoraphobia Lives |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|09:01 pm] |
I was afraid it was gone forever.
But it's not.
Agoraphobia
Does anyone know where the original post where the doodles and icons like the one I used here is? I'd like to update with this new link but I can't find it! |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|01:08 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | au, rena | ] |
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ARDAL by Rena
BRIAN HAS A TEDDY BEAR! |
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| ICE STORM |
[Jan. 25th, 2009|12:19 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | bailey | ] |
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ICE STORM by bailey
It's freezing here today and this seemed like an appropriate story for the pipe. ;)
Oh and ummm, does Debbie have a fireplace? |
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| Jealousy Collection |
[Jan. 10th, 2009|09:39 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | danny | ] |
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I read these fics a long time ago, when I first discovered fanfic, and I didn't know enough then to know that they were crack!fic. I knew they weren't exactly Brian and Justin but who cared when the stories were so fun? Not me...and I still don't. I have read a TON of fics like this, they aren't qaf_retread material, but they deserve to be read and enjoyed by all because they have teh love!
These fics are from DANNY's Jealousy Collection:
ALTERATIONS AND ALTERCATIONS
CUSTOMERS AND CONFRONTATIONS (my fave of the lot)
DATE FIGHTS AND DREAM FLIGHTS |
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| Jingle all the Way |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | rizabeau | ] |
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It's time for my fave Riz Christmas fic. It includes:
Brian hates Christmas // unrequited Ted lusting after Justin // Mean!Michael // Evil!Craig and Craig's family // a Justin I can't place but that I LOVE nonetheless // Jealous!Brian // special Jingle Bells // OMG, the list could go on FOREVER, it's Rizabeau!!! Enjoy the crack!
JINGLE ALL THE WAY by Rizabeau |
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| GOING THE DISTANCE |
[Nov. 23rd, 2008|10:29 am] |
HAPPY SUNDAY MORNING. Methinks it's a great morning for a little crack fix and I've decided that playing in Meredith!fic seems juuuust right.
GOING THE DISTANCE by Meredith
Author's description: Completely AU. Brian and Justin meet in a different way. Summery: Justin and Brian are 17 and living on opposite ends of the country. Justin is blind, but Brian doesn't know it. Can technology bring them together, without tearing them apart? |
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