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No Name (michira_70) wrote in qaf_crackfic,
@ 2009-08-23 08:52:00

Current mood:	chipper
Entry tags:	bad!fic, charley ryan, gunslinger's bride

“Gunslinger’s Bride”
Yesterday I stumbeld over this fic, readed it in one rush and laughed my ass off! Some of you probably know it, but I didn't!

"Gunslinger's bride" by LJ's charley_ryan

It's the Wild Wild West. Justin is the Mail-order-bride for Ethan, in nice dresses...Brian the very hot hero/cowboy and Michael (part-Indian, a bastard and a fag), the villain. Oh, and they live in Bad!Fic Land.

charley_ryan about the fic: First off, for you dear souls who don’t have a clue what this is or why, it was inspired during a conversation recently about bad QAF fanfic. Fic readers know the kind I speak of, where Justin is the “girl”, Brian or Justin pregnant by aliens or just pregnant in general, canon characters being non-canon psychotic, etc. So I give you some intentional Bad!Fic, pure satire, meant to be so horrible that it makes your eyes bleed.

I am not responsible for this horror. It’s existence is to be blamed on those who encouraged me to write it! Of course it’s NOT beta’ed, spelling and grammar errors are intentional, as is the melodrama and sheer stupidity of the storyline. Apologies in advance to the Michael fans on my Flist. I mean no offense, but someone’s got to be the villain and since it is Bad!Fic, that role automatically falls to Michael!

Ride to Bad!Fic Land here

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	xie_xie_xie 2009-08-23 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Fantastic and hysterical bit 'o crack! I like the deliberate crack best... I don't feel guilty when I laugh. ;) (Reply to this)

kat_us
2009-08-24 07:42 pm UTC (link)

Bows at your feet for rec'ing this!

What fun, from the tequila and lemon bars' to freezer!Gus there are too, too many favorites to quote here.

Okay, I can't resist this one :D

“Of course,” Justin acknowledged, glancing around at the women who lingered on the street. “If you don’t mind my saying, there sure is alot of straight women in a town for gays.”

“And they all seem interested in my love life,” Brian sighed. “I have my theory on why they’re here.”

“They must relate to Debbie,” Justin suggested. “In fact, I’m positive that is why they’re in town. They relate to Debbie.”

Brian thoughtfully scratched his chin before admitting, “And here I thought it was for the man!sex.”

“Oh, don’t be silly,” Justin chastised. “No straight woman would find that a turn on.”

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	happier_bunny 2009-08-24 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	It's brilliant fun! (Reply to this)