ICE STORM |
[Jan. 25th, 2009|12:19 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | bailey | ] |
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ICE STORM by bailey
It's freezing here today and this seemed like an appropriate story for the pipe. ;)
Oh and ummm, does Debbie have a fireplace? |
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Jealousy Collection |
[Jan. 10th, 2009|09:39 am] |
[ | Tags | | | danny | ] |
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I read these fics a long time ago, when I first discovered fanfic, and I didn't know enough then to know that they were crack!fic. I knew they weren't exactly Brian and Justin but who cared when the stories were so fun? Not me...and I still don't. I have read a TON of fics like this, they aren't qaf_retread material, but they deserve to be read and enjoyed by all because they have teh love!
These fics are from DANNY's Jealousy Collection:
ALTERATIONS AND ALTERCATIONS
CUSTOMERS AND CONFRONTATIONS (my fave of the lot)
DATE FIGHTS AND DREAM FLIGHTS |
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Jingle all the Way |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | rizabeau | ] |
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It's time for my fave Riz Christmas fic. It includes:
Brian hates Christmas // unrequited Ted lusting after Justin // Mean!Michael // Evil!Craig and Craig's family // a Justin I can't place but that I LOVE nonetheless // Jealous!Brian // special Jingle Bells // OMG, the list could go on FOREVER, it's Rizabeau!!! Enjoy the crack!
JINGLE ALL THE WAY by Rizabeau |
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GOING THE DISTANCE |
[Nov. 23rd, 2008|10:29 am] |
HAPPY SUNDAY MORNING. Methinks it's a great morning for a little crack fix and I've decided that playing in Meredith!fic seems juuuust right.
GOING THE DISTANCE by Meredith
Author's description: Completely AU. Brian and Justin meet in a different way. Summery: Justin and Brian are 17 and living on opposite ends of the country. Justin is blind, but Brian doesn't know it. Can technology bring them together, without tearing them apart? |
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SPANK ME!!!! |
[Nov. 9th, 2008|09:47 pm] |
[ | Current Mood |
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I'm taking over the spanking for the Spanking Contest in qaf_scavenger from happier_bunny and I am more than thrilled that she is letting me do this.
I hope you don't mind but I had to extend the due date a little bit.
These are the new dates:
Spankings are due to me by November 14, 2008 by 2pm ET Send your spankings to: qafmaniac@googlemail.com Entries will be posted November 14, 2008
And now.... SPREAD THE WORD,people!Pimp this around in your own journals and I really wouldn't mind if you'd use the graphic above. ;) |
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MADE TO BE BROKEN |
[Nov. 9th, 2008|11:22 am] |
besamislabios and I were discussing ways to spend a Sunday and of course the topic of CrazyFairy came up so we decided we'd share one more of her fics.
MADE TO BE BROKEN
This is one wild and fun ride...Happy Sunday! |
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~crack attack~ |
[Oct. 18th, 2008|09:20 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | rizabeau | ] |
[ | Current Mood |
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I feel like a bit of fic...RIZABEAU fic.
SONGS IN THE KEY OF LOVE SERIES:
SIGNED
SEALED
DELIVERED
I'm going to warn everyone, I typically read the first part as a stand alone but if you're looking for some Daddy!Justin and the twins...keep going, you'll soon be smothered in schmoop and cracktastic greatness.
*passes the pipe* |
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[Oct. 7th, 2008|12:55 pm] |
[ | Current Mood |
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Cinderfella - Justin Evil step-brothers, Ethan and Michael Evil step-father - Craig Fairy godmother - Emmett and PRINCE BRIAN.
bwahahhahahaha
CINDERFELLA via the liberty diner. If I remember correctly, that's Rena's site. |
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A Thousand Beautiful Things |
[Sep. 18th, 2008|08:41 pm] |
A THOUSAND BEAUTIFUL THINGS by lemon bar
This fic is so touching and I know you'll start it and not stop until you've finished.
ENJOY. |
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Nothing like Ethan bad!fic |
[Sep. 16th, 2008|10:51 am] |
Author's Note:Uhh...ok. So last night when I was trying to go to sleep THIS plot came into my head and my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote it. I don't even know what to say. It's sorta bad!fic/crack!fic/just weird stuff with Ethan!fic. So read if you wish, dare, have the stomach for it. There are cats in it! I mean really, Lupe is the star, which she is excited about since she didn't even have a cameo on the show. I'm also unsure if I should make it longer, leave it as it is, or act like this never happened and move on. And thanks to dls for reading it, and encouraging me to post it to other places and to happier_bunny who let me post it here!
Who knew that writing WeirdEthan!fic would make me so happy? If only I'd known that was the cure for my mood and my writer's block, I would have, um, cut off my hands? |
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Eye of the Beholder |
[Sep. 14th, 2008|12:22 pm] |
I haven't read this fic in a long time. Let's see there's over 37,000 words of blind, massage artist!Justin, evil!Ethan, protective!Brian, and more, so have fun!
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER by toploft69 |
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Yes, yes, blame vamphile... |
[Sep. 6th, 2008|10:15 am] |
We are fandom, so we debate and kvetch and argue and wank until our little fingers are sore, and in the end, who the fuck knows what "crack" is? Who can draw the line between simple humor, bad!fic, deliberate crack, accidental crack, and just plain fucking drags-you-in-by-your-emotional-kinks-and-doesn't-let-you-go-until-it's-over!fic? Alas, not I.
So forget all that. Just come read something funny and intelligent and truly brilliant, and did I mention funny, as in, so funny you will weep tears of joy while reading it.
I won't post an excerpt because they're drabbles and thus, it doesn't really work as well as it does for a longer fic. But let me give you the premise: Brian and Justin wake up trapped in a bad!fic universe. Apparently this happens to them often. Watch as they figure out what they have to do to escape.
Do not blame me if you damage yourself laughing. Blame vamphile.
Bad!fic drabbles by vamphile |
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E-Dawg |
[Aug. 22nd, 2008|02:09 pm] |
So, apparently _alicesprings has been organizing her fic bookmarks, and decided that one of the fics she dug up would be just the thing to distract me from my tragic family crisis and my subsequent crack!bunny that tried to take over my brain. (I think I wrestled it into submission and have it chained out in the hutch where I keep bad fic bunnies.)
Anyway, if she thought it would cure me, she was right. I suggest it might be the cure for what ails you as well, and in fact, could single-handedly turn the entire global financial crisis around overnight if more widely disseminated amongst the populace.
In this story, which was written way back in 2002, Justin leaves Brian for Ethan as per canon. However, Ethan is not a violin player. No, he's a rapper. And this fic?
Genius.
By the time Brian finally arrived at 11PM, E-dawg and Justin were all tangled up with each other on the couch. 'I don't believe it!,' Brian thought. 'Justin brought that gold-toothed rap twink into MY loft!' He fumed.
Justin extricated himself from E-dawg's embrace and stood up to Brian, defiantly. "E-dawg loves me! He says I'm all he wants! Tell him, E."
E-dawg pulled up his jeans and smacked his lips. "...iss like dis, dawg. Justin be all up on mah jock. And he gotta ass like da back of a truck, cuz. Fa sheezy mah neezy, you gotcha arms all freezy, but I blingbling it wit spoken word, knamean."
"What the fuck was that?" Brian asked, looking at Justin.
Ethan is One Ghetto Muthafucka by Cree
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Know When To Hold 'Em |
[Aug. 15th, 2008|03:24 pm] |
I've got one of my most favorite intentional crack fics ever for today.
KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM by the magical plumsuede
This fic makes me laugh and laugh and laugh because the whole premise is so silly. |
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Need a fix? |
[Aug. 12th, 2008|05:41 pm] |
I've got a nice LOOOONG hit to keep you guys busy for at least a few days. LOL
MEDIUM SECURITY by gaedhal
I think this fic has everything. I don't want to ruin any of it's greatness so I'll SUN. GO READ. ;) |
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Commuter Flight Stories |
[Aug. 8th, 2008|06:55 pm] |
COMMUTER FLIGHT STORIES by netlagd
I haven't read this fic in forever but when she was writing it, I was on the edge of my seat. I just HAD to know how Justin's refurbished service station turned out...and if Brian ever did more than bump into Justin's ass on a plane. ;)
Happy Reading. |
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The End, Done Right... by vamphile |
[Jul. 30th, 2008|04:05 pm] |
Oh my darlings... have you read "The End Done Right," or as its fans lovingly call it, EDR? THIRTY NINE CHAPTERS, YO!!!!!!!
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Yellow Light Trilogy |
[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:26 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | irina | ] |
[ | Current Mood |
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Ahhh, I've got a treat for us today. It's set about a year after season two. Brian and Justin are together when Justin sleeps with a classmate who becomes obsessed with him.
Warnings: violence, attempted suicide, exteme OOC, a separation
YELLOW LIGHT TRILOGY by IRINA |
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Cracky Icon |
[Jul. 16th, 2008|09:10 pm] |
I made this:

last week and pendulumchanges said I should pimp it in qaf_crackfic.
She thought that: Everyone who plays there definitely will find a use for it!
We didn't know if this would be allowed and so I asked happier_bunny and she kindly gave me the permission to post it here.
*smackles teh Bunny*
*♥ teh Bunny*
Thanks! |
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