[Video]-You gotta do the cooking by the book!
[The video quality today is not very steady, whatever the phone is settled on keeps moving and tipping, and at first it's just questionably centered on a stove just covered with bubbling pots and pans. Steam is coming up, and it looks like someone's cooking for a whole army...
Or just an army of one. Laguna appears on screen then, popping up suddenly, donning an apron and holding a ladle. It's being moved around dramatically because of his hand motions, and he seems to be in a very serious mood despite the chaos around him. Cooking is serious business, people, and Laguna is all for making the most of these kind of experiments. Laguna's voice is slurred a little when he speaks, and on the counter a couple of empty bottles can be seen. Yup, he's drunk. With knives, fire, and hot water all within reach. People who have any real experience with him should understand why this is a terrible, terrible combination.]
So! I need a guinea pig! I'm tryin' out some new recipes, and I need testers. Don't be shy, come on! Just tell me if you wanna help out. You'll be givin' me a hand, and gettin' a free meal while you're at it. Or two or three, dependin' on what happens. It'll be like killing two pigs with one stone!
[And with that, he determinedly goes to end the video. It takes him a couple tries to be successful, though.]
Or just an army of one. Laguna appears on screen then, popping up suddenly, donning an apron and holding a ladle. It's being moved around dramatically because of his hand motions, and he seems to be in a very serious mood despite the chaos around him. Cooking is serious business, people, and Laguna is all for making the most of these kind of experiments. Laguna's voice is slurred a little when he speaks, and on the counter a couple of empty bottles can be seen. Yup, he's drunk. With knives, fire, and hot water all within reach. People who have any real experience with him should understand why this is a terrible, terrible combination.]
So! I need a guinea pig! I'm tryin' out some new recipes, and I need testers. Don't be shy, come on! Just tell me if you wanna help out. You'll be givin' me a hand, and gettin' a free meal while you're at it. Or two or three, dependin' on what happens. It'll be like killing two pigs with one stone!
[And with that, he determinedly goes to end the video. It takes him a couple tries to be successful, though.]